[emmaklee]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @jouster-ari

god one day...

text: One day the crabs will dance like they have never danced before.....

[gardenspells]

autumn, oh, how i yearn for you

[eddycocaine]

"partner in crime" and the crime? sodomy

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[rosieandthemoon]

Hornberg Castle in Neckarzimmern, Germany

[alientitty]

💀

[spazzbot]

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song



[mckitterick]

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Like a new friend!

[rainwashedsoul]

[macrolit]

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[macrolit]

We're choosing a random winner TOMORROW, so reblog now!

[kosmogrl]

one of these days I’ll feel fine and wonder what the well I was so worried for

[pleasemayiiplease]

[transfemmbeatrice]

[viva-1a-resistance]

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

[the-haiku-bot]

“Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[lastvalyrian]

[sodalpiss]

It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.

[the-haiku-bot]

It’s full circle now.

He did it, by god he did.

What a little champ.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sqwork]

[pissvortex]

Just the Shrew of us… We can make it if we try…

[lamine-19]

scientific fact

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck