sweet but psycho

sarah ruth puckerman 35. chemistry teacher. mom to three wonderful kids.

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marleyxmarls·:

You’d be surprised. My pumpkins and bats looked incredibly sad, like someone ran them over. Which is funny since they’re flat in the first place… 

I mean.. That certainly adds a spooky aspect to them?

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puckinglandon·:

“Seven? You’re missing eleven years there, mom. Would it make you feel better if I say I’ll always be your baby?”

“Let me live my fantasy! All of you are growing up so fast, even Cristian.”

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marleyxmarls·:

I have come to the conclusion I need to hire another baker… these pumpkins I tried to do did not come out very nicely.

I find it hard to believe that something you made came out anything but cute and delicious, Marls.

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puckinglandon·:

“Friendly reminder that I proposed a month ago and now I’m getting married and adopting a kid in two months. Thought everyone should remember that.”

“When exactly did you get the okay to grow up? As proud as I am.. In my mind, you’re still about seven.”

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↳ INSTAGRAM: sarahpuck uploaded a new photo - with @leoolopez

cristian, you can come out anytime now. preferably soon before i get cast as the penguin in a batman remake.

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zanenadar·:

“i try to, i mean as much as you can with kids that young, i feel bad scaring them too much.”

“I stopped feeling bad like eight years ago.”

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msbhandarii·:

When I’m always happy to get back into the classroom and put up new posters, and break out my cricut to start on the the freshmen welcome packets. Also the play list i’ve had going all day is major throw back vibes.

You and Lacey go so crazy with all the personalized things.. You’re making me look bad.

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zanenadar·:

“it really is the weirdest feeling seeing your students outside of school. i’m coming out of the supermarket, nothing but three cases of beer in my cart, and this kid really started talking to me about the dangers of alcohol. - i guess i should just be happy that i’m teaching them well.”

“You see, that’s why it’s important to put the smallest yet healthiest bit of fear into them. They’ll trust you but also never question you.”

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↳ INSTAGRAM: sarahpuck uploaded a new photo - with @janellelucy​

my oldest baby. the day you were born was one of the greatest moments of my life, and i can’t believe you’re all grown up. i’m so proud of you, and i can’t wait to see you in a couple of weeks. <3 happy birhday angel!

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joshxsodone·:

When i was smart for once and gave tests out today rather than tomorrow, cause no one is gonna do well knowing prom is only hours away. lets just say i think i should start doing tests every Thursday now.

In my personal experience, Thursday tests are usually a good decision. They’ve got a good amount of time to prepare for it and it doesn’t make them all antsy on a Friday.

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janellelucy·:

Mom. please don’t.

... Okay. When, or if I should say, you’re ready to talk.. I’m here. I love you.

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janellelucy·:

It’s fucking nice to know that me being pregnant, and losing the baby is now public knowledge. I’ll accept i’m sorry for your loss cards only if they have $25 ulta gift cards in them.

Nelle... Oh my god.

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@sarahpuck: Took the day to just let myself be sad, but now I'm going to look forward to the fact I'm going to have another wonderful son soon. Noah, I miss you so much every single day and I hope you'll add your new nephew Cristian Noah Lopez to your list of kiddos to keep an eye on from your spot up there. Can't wait to tell him everything about you.

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&&. instagram : leolopez uploaded a new photo tagging @sarahxpuck

happy mother’s day to this absolutely wonderful woman right here. you helped teach me how to be a parent, not only with my daughter, but with our son too, even though the storks haven’t dropped him off yet. you make every single day special, and watching you raise your children is so beyond inspiring for me. i love you, sarah. thank you for everything that you do.  

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sarahpuck: Leo I’m crying ( again ). I love you so much. 

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texts: nelle.

sarah: I love you sweetheart.

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INSTAGRAM: GINAPUCK UPLOADED A NEW PICTURE! - with @sarahxpuck​

happy mother’s day to the best mom around. i love you so much. thank you so much for everything.

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sarahpuck: My precious baby girl. <3 I love you.