anxiety induced fever dream // idk lol

// 26 // she/they/any // bi/poly //

[youlovetoseeit]

[maggi-cube]

I think it’s funny how the last panel is a pretty good representation of what would happen

[funnytwittertweets]

[glimmerglanger]

[user-300]

Its so nice that they come in a variety of sizes, from beginner trees to advanced trees.

[kawaii-pigeon]

Now you too can be Filled with holiday spirit!

[bulkhummus]

You shouldn’t say ****

girl give me a hint at least

[captainclickycat]

Honestly if you’re capable of pronouncing a row of asterisks I say go ahead and do it

[bane-of-technology]

[edwad]

describe nyc in 3 words

new york city

[ohigotanewobsession]

the fact top5series is tumblr's first ever original series and its lead by shane and ryan like ???? I am so fucking proud of them holy shit they are paving the way!!

[incorrect-riordanverse]

so we get solangelo book, percy jackson disney+ tv series AND book 6 of percy jackson and the olympians??? all in the same year???

[soijean]

[valtsv]

people who've had near death experiences always talk about seeing a bright light or the ghost of a dead relative or whatever but never a badass skeleton in a robe holding a scythe and an hourglass. kind of disappointing.

[valtsv]

if you die and the grim reaper doesn't show up in 15 minutes you're legally allowed to reanimate

[wearingmystripes]

one of my toxic traits is experiencing immense pain and just not telling anyone at all

[virginiaisforhaters]

you should absolutely go as a dead version of the queen it will make you the sexiest person in the room, there’s no such thing as too soon

[powerburial]

i love all that old testament stuff where god was like i dare you to kill that baby

[maculategiraffe]

(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

[synthetic-blanket-hairs-deactiv]

this comment passes peer review

[anatomiau-deactivated20240816]

stomping on my phone like a cigarette

[mtndewloyalist-iii]

Pulling a second, identical phone out of my pocket, hands visibly shaky, and logging back into tumblr

[incorrectghostfiles]

maybe the ghosts actually try to show up now for ghost files because shane and ryan are no longer with b*zzfeed. maybe the ghosts just hate b*zzfeed. have you thought about that??

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey if you have a pet or pets you need to reblog this rn and tell me in the tags what their names are. bonus points for including what kind of animal.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

fuck of a lot of you named your pets Loki

[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

happy anniversary to godiwishthatwereme.jpg

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

[anarchist-bakery]

someone put a birthday hat on them

[constant-state-of-self-discovery]

Ask and you shall recieve

[cockyroaches]

Happy 10 years anniversary to god i wish that were me 💕💞💕💞

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

[kiralamouse]

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

[the-haiku-bot]

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[valakiir]