don't listen to the world

Uh, yeah. I'm Stiles. I live in Beacon Hills, and I'm a senior.. best friend's name is Scott, and he gets me into a hell of a lot of trouble. [[independent stiles stilinksi roleplay account. will interact with any and all fandoms. also a major shipwhore, so there's that. mun is over 18 and loves paras.]]

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

OPEN

[snacking-at-midnight]

Tasha let out a bright laugh and raised her eyebrows playfully. “You think?” she teased, giving him a playful smirk before she started walking toward one of the exits. “Well c’mon then. Let’s get out of here.”

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

Stiles rolled his eyes but followed after her anyway, completely aware that underage drinking could get him in trouble, but not at all caring in this moment. He pushed through the double doors, grinning, as he asked, “Where exactly are we doing that, anyway?”

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

OPEN

[musemyway-blog]

“Mmm, s’okay,” mutters Dallas. “I thought I could pass the message with just staring, because that’s how I get through most things. You must be new, aren’t you?”

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

“I don’t, uh,” Stiles awkwardly scratches at the back of his neck. “I don’t think universal telepathy is a thing just yet. But, um, yeah, I’m new.”

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

Accidental Mass Text

Ysaac: I was being honest.

Ysaac: You should respect my honesty.

Ysaac: I wouldn't know - homeschool and all that. Thank God for all the parties in this town or my social life would be deader than next door's cat.

Ysaac: So you just sit there? That's it?

Stiles: People just say that when they say something shitty. Like hiding behind honesty is going to somehow make it nicer.

Stiles: Homeschool must have suuuucked, man.

Stiles: Yeah, pretty much. Sometimes they make you write essays. And you can do homework if you have it. But pretty much anything else is forbidden. Especially talking.

Stiles: And I mean, come on. I talk. A lot.

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

Accidental Mass Text

Melody: she just can't handle how fabulous you are

Stiles: Ha. I can't even handle how fabulous I am.

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

OPEN

[lovefromtheroommates-deactivate]

"Good answer. The correct answer would be doing me."

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

“Well, that was my thought, but I didn’t want to jinx it.”

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

OPEN

[lovefromtheroommates-deactivate]

"Stiles… I like it. And yeah, it’s not too important. So, Stiles, what are you doing in like ten minutes?"

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

"Hopefully something that involves you."

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

Accidental Mass Text

Ysaac: All the old geniuses were considered weird in their time too.

Ysaac: So maybe you're just a genius

Ysaac: But probably not.

Ysaac: What is detention? Is it some kind of 'poor person school' thing?

Stiles: So that started out like... really cool and nice. And I was all like 'awww'

Stiles: But now I'm just thinking you're kind of a jerk.

Stiles: I was pretty sure private schools did it too but basically it's a form of punishment for 'inappropriate behavior' but it never actually works. They pretty much just make you sit quietly in a room for an hour or two after classes are over.

[bodyelectriics-deactivated20150]

i want a “we hate each other in school but we both end up working at the same summer camp for rival teams oh god let the games begin i’ll have my kids totally crush your kids but wait one night at a bonfire we start teasing and joking around and look now we’re making out on the dock but by the time the sun rises we hate each other again” au thank you

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

Headcanons!

☠: Their worst habit.

☮: How they keep calm.

♥: How they show affection.

♕: Their most prized possessions.

★: Their favorite celebrity.

☼: Favorite season.

☁: How they feel about cold weather.

☻: Person who could without a doubt make them happy.

☹: A thought that makes them sad.

♫: Favorite music genres.

✍: A langauge they can speak.

✖: A trait they despise in people.

△: Views on lgtbq issues

ツ: A guilty desire of theirs.

☃: Would they build a snowman

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

OPEN

[lovefromtheroommates-deactivate]

"That’s what I like to hear. Now, what’s your name handsome?"

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

"Stiles. People call me Stiles 'cause my last name's Stilinski and... yeah, that's not important, is it?"

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

Accidental Mass Text

Ysaac: Dude. I didn't sleep /in/ the hot tub

Ysaac: I lounged around in it. Then got out to sleep.

Stiles: Okay, that makes a lot more sense.

Stiles: My mind makes super weird connections, doesn't it?

Stiles: Also, hearing that you got to be lazy and sleep does not make my having to endure stupid teachers and detention any better.

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

OPEN

[lovefromtheroommates-deactivate]

"It’s Tara, and try to remember because if you’re lucky, you’ll be moaning it later."

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

"With an introduction like that, I don't think I could forget it."

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

OPEN

[lovefromtheroommates-deactivate]

"Mm, how very interesting…"

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

"I don't think I got your name."

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

Accidental Mass Text

Ysaac: That's rough, dude.

Ysaac: If it makes you feel any better, I spent all day sleeping or lounging around in the hot tub.

Stiles: In the hot tub?

Stiles: Like... operating or no? Because if yes, you must be like... super wrinkly, man.

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

Accidental Mass Text

Melody: you my friend, are a genius

Stiles: Which is what I tried to tell her, but it only made her even more pissed off.

Stiles: I guess I have a way with words.

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

I have 2 reply velocities

Option one: you will wait until the end of the year for a reply

Option two: I WILL REPLY THE FREAKING SECOND YOU DO

[sarcasticabominablebatman]

Accidental Mass Text

Stiles: Today, my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” I got detention after asking which end.