Pure Insanity

Hey I'm Fryea and what I blog depends on the mood I'm in!!!!

[perrfectly]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[yeettherich]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We use “vanilla” as an adjective to describe “basic” despite it being one of the most complex flavor profiles on the planet.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If our age counted backwards it’d be terrifying. You’d always know how many years you have left before it hits 0.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s rare to find someone who really listens to you and cares about your thoughts, so it’s unfortunate that it’s considered weird to talk to yourself.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Having a night mode on microwaves where they didn’t beep would save us a lot of trouble and midnight snacks.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Injecting disinfectant into yourself is the heroin version of eating Tide Pods.

[just-shower-thoughts]

There is only one socially acceptable direction to face when standing in an elevator

[ghostlywriterr]

[pakchoys]

ok some of you on here are not quirky and blunt you’re just mean

[ismileilaughilove]

always & forever 💘✨

[cryptoelrond]

[tikkety-tok]

How to tell a deaf dog it's time for a walk.

[itotallygazeatscully]

[hungarianator]

@sam-is-a-slimeball look @ doggo

[kidrat]

brain: u gotta be… The Best™

me: ok so we’ll work hard then?

brain: no work… only Best.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sunflorally]