procrastination station

hey im ali message me anytime

[dehaans]

[guy]

im so lonely

[stability]

this is so pure

[theforce]

working in retail

me: hey

customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE 

me: okay let me know if you have any questions ! 

[sarcasticqueenn]

Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"

Me: Someone told me to go to hell

Me: Couldn't find it at first

Me: But now I'm here

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m in my 20’s and I still sing “ABC’s” in my head when searching for where a letter falls

[clintbartons]

blaine getting his throat slit was one of the happiest moments of my life until he came back

[legorobin-deactivated20170916]

what the fuck happened after i stopped watching glee

[jonbutter]

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[jonbutter]

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[fistfulof4leafclovers]

you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke

[sarcasticqueenn]

things I found funny 2 years ago: actual jokes

things i find funny today: hi welcome to chili's

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me: cant believe im about to mcfreakin lose my virginity boy: *already putting pants back on*

[oofology]

👏👏I can’t stress this enough 👏👏

[onethousandtimesover]

when you try your best

but you don’t succeed 

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

when you get what you want

but not what you need

[didyousaymaraudersormurder]

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW DRACO MALFOY IS JUST A HUGE FUCKING MEME YOU CANT TELL ME HOGWARTS STUDENTS DIDNT SAY “my father will hear about this” OR “potter” ON A DAILY BASIS WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENED I JUST WONT ALLOW IT

[broromini]

I’m picturing instead of “thanks Obama” everyone just mutters “POTTER” every time something small goes wrong. Everyone loses their shit when Harry one day spills ink of himself and mutters “POTTER”

[dadz0ne-deactivated20190608]

[hotsoccergirl1234-remade-blog1]

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke

[frenchtoastkarma]

a short poem:

do teachers understand that you take other classes

[queerboochananbarnes-deactivate]

another short poem:

yes but see they are all required by the district or state to assign a certain amount of gradable material per semester so they can get paid and earn raises and bonuses and keep their jobs and funding

[queeradish-deactivated20201011]

a revised short poem:

does the district or state understand that you take other classes

[we-could-have-danced-all-night]

another short poem:

no

[christianborle]

THERE ARE 8 YEAR OLDS ON bROADWAY AND I TRIPPED PUTTING MY SOCK ON THIS M ORNING