THE BONE ZONE

HEY SUP :^) ✨ big gay weirdo ✨ she/her ✨ 30-something

[sarcoptid]

And all the ghoulies say I'm pretty fly for a vampire 🦇🩸

[thetantiger]

These two would have the craziest nastiest BDSM sex Azeroth has ever seen

[sarcoptid]

one of the problems with getting medicated later in life is now that I'm less anxious, fearful, and more willing to try new activities, i want to do every recreational sport with wheels despite having the bones of a 35 year old woman who never drank milk.

12 year old me: afraid of hopping off the curb on my razer scooter

35 year old me: oh i've gotta go down this steep hill that intersects a busy street on my shitty frankensteined skateboard

[sarcoptid]

I'm not actually concerned with how much dirtbike drinks-- he'll drink out of normal bowls fine

but i want something that covers the water so i don't have to change it all the time bc there's lots of fur floating in it. so that i can put water additives in it for his teeth

maybe i should just get a gravity waterer 🤔

[sarcoptid]

JUST HAD A HUGE IDEA FOR MOVING WATER BUT NO PUMP

[peekychu]

[sarcoptid]

I'm not actually concerned with how much dirtbike drinks-- he'll drink out of normal bowls fine

but i want something that covers the water so i don't have to change it all the time bc there's lots of fur floating in it. so that i can put water additives in it for his teeth

maybe i should just get a gravity waterer 🤔

[sarcoptid]

they sell every type of replacement pump out there EXCEPT the one my specific-ass fountain housing fits 😭

[carolsturka]

[teathattast]

[joeyswarehouse]

I understand her

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[sarcoptid]

[in the same run-on sentence type of cadence a toddler uses to tell a story]: i used to drink things normally but then one time as a kid i was like "haha what if i did it as loud as possible" and then figured out how to swallow water rly loudly but then i forgot how to do it normal style and I've been stuck that way ever since *audible gulp*

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[birdandmoon]

What critters are common in your neighborhood, but really exciting to visitors?

YourWildCity.com | Patreon

[aetherograph]

i’m not from where I lived now. This is not my biome, I’m from the desert.

i lost my shit when I first saw a chipmunk in person.

[guelwaar]

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

[gomjabbar]

that one song from persona: trinity soul that’s a swanky chill jazz song but then this rando starts rapping over the music one minute in without warning and they’re the worst bars you’ve ever heard in your life

[gomjabbar]

[wayneradiotv]

im in the house like carpet

[fireflysummers]

My friend's been getting me to watch episodes of Game Changer, and I think Sam Reich might be some kind of Fae Trickster, and Brennan Lee Mulligan is trying to prove that fact with the same energy as Dib from Invader Zim.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

The really funny thing about "snakes aren't mammals your snake girl shouldn't have breasts!" is like yeah. Neither should your cat girl.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

The fact that this is the line drawn is really funny! Human breasts are actually incredibly rare among mammals! We don't know exactly why humans have big bazongas but it's probably sexual selection, which presents the really funny problem

If your snake women having sex with people is normal and expected...then yeah, they're ALSO probably going to have something resembling breasts. They might even just have breasts in all but function.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

Like yes, non-mammals don't make milk, but you actually don't need the whole kit that humans do in order to make milk. Arguably its not even the important part of the breast to begin with.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

You also don't need to justify it at all you can just be a pervert about it.

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

We actually have another theory why human breasts are like that, and it's because of our flat faces.

Most mammals have, compared to humans, an elongated jaw. So a little tiny bump of a mammary gland is fine, just enough to get the nostrils away from the teat, and the young can freely breathe while nursing. However, as humans started using fire more and more to cook food - which softened it up, rendering powerful jaws less necessary - their jaws began to shorten, resulting in the development of the chin and other unique facial structures as the face flattened out.

This, of course, meant that babies could suffocate while nursing, which would obviously be bad. But what if... what if nipple further from chest? Bigger bump, so baby's nose have spot to go that isn't directly into mommy's chest? Oh, turns out that works! Of course, as more and more fat stores become dedicated to growing that breast mound to keep baby from suffocating, it becomes harder and harder for the mother to reabsorb that tissue when not nursing (as many other mammals do), so they just... don't. Knockon effects from there, and bam. Tiddies.

Which means if your cat girl has a flat face she probably should still have boobs but if she's got the full muzzle, not so much.

[prettycottonmouthlamia]

That's actually really interesting honestly.