THE BONE ZONE

HEY SUP :^) ✨ big gay weirdo ✨ she/her ✨ 30-something

[sarcoptid]

And all the ghoulies say I'm pretty fly for a vampire 🦇🩸

[stranglethorn-bonfire-bash]

2026 has got us feeling so classic…

We're proud to announce our 10th Annual Stranglethorn Bonfire Bash, this August 27th, 28th, 29th, & 30th!

2026 THEME: "CLASSIC!" For our 10th anniversary, we're going back to basics and back to our roots, with 2 days on Bonfire Isle and 2 days on retail! Join us for classic games and contests, our charity art raffle, and our signature Art Bash, all wrapped up in 4 days of summer fun!

Our official discord server will re-open 7/20/26, for news on upcoming schedules and Bash-related info, follow us at:

bsky: @stvbonfirebash.bsky.social tumblr: https://stranglethorn-bonfire-bash.tumblr.com/ carrd: https://bonfire-bash.carrd.co/

See you soon, beach-goers!

[stranglethorn-bonfire-bash]

Reminder: The official discord server is reopening TOMORROW, so stay tuned for a functioning link!

[sarcoptid]

imagine being so cute that someone doesn't mind you putting your sweaty frito feet in their eyes

[thetantiger]

These two would have the craziest nastiest BDSM sex Azeroth has ever seen

[sarcoptid]

one of the problems with getting medicated later in life is now that I'm less anxious, fearful, and more willing to try new activities, i want to do every recreational sport with wheels despite having the bones of a 35 year old woman who never drank milk.

12 year old me: afraid of hopping off the curb on my razer scooter

35 year old me: oh i've gotta go down this steep hill that intersects a busy street on my shitty frankensteined skateboard

[sarcoptid]

I'm not actually concerned with how much dirtbike drinks-- he'll drink out of normal bowls fine

but i want something that covers the water so i don't have to change it all the time bc there's lots of fur floating in it. so that i can put water additives in it for his teeth

maybe i should just get a gravity waterer 🤔

[sarcoptid]

JUST HAD A HUGE IDEA FOR MOVING WATER BUT NO PUMP

[peekychu]

[sarcoptid]

I'm not actually concerned with how much dirtbike drinks-- he'll drink out of normal bowls fine

but i want something that covers the water so i don't have to change it all the time bc there's lots of fur floating in it. so that i can put water additives in it for his teeth

maybe i should just get a gravity waterer 🤔

[sarcoptid]

they sell every type of replacement pump out there EXCEPT the one my specific-ass fountain housing fits 😭

[carolsturka]

[teathattast]

[joeyswarehouse]

I understand her

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[sarcoptid]

[in the same run-on sentence type of cadence a toddler uses to tell a story]: i used to drink things normally but then one time as a kid i was like "haha what if i did it as loud as possible" and then figured out how to swallow water rly loudly but then i forgot how to do it normal style and I've been stuck that way ever since *audible gulp*

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[birdandmoon]

What critters are common in your neighborhood, but really exciting to visitors?

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[aetherograph]

i’m not from where I lived now. This is not my biome, I’m from the desert.

i lost my shit when I first saw a chipmunk in person.

[guelwaar]

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

[gomjabbar]

that one song from persona: trinity soul that’s a swanky chill jazz song but then this rando starts rapping over the music one minute in without warning and they’re the worst bars you’ve ever heard in your life

[gomjabbar]

[wayneradiotv]

im in the house like carpet