casterofturnabout:
“Helmet?” Could this guy mean… “No, my hair is no piece of armor, thank you very much.” (I have heard enough jokes about my hair being some sort of weapon. It wouldn’t even be practical!)
“Besides, if you’re such a fan of that stuff, why aren’t you wearing some armor too? That cape doesn’t exactly scream ‘bulletproof’ to me.”
“So...your hair comes laced with spikes?” Will the wonders of human evolution ever cease? More importantly, the human claimed Valvatorez was wearing no armor? Hmph, charlatan.
“I see your eyes aren’t as sharp as your hairdo. Any professional fighter worth his salt could see that this cape has a two thousand, one hundred and thirty-four defense rating. One glance at the coloring and chic, superfluous design should make it obvious!”










