Braided Comedy Gal

Good evening everybody!

[sardonyxcabochon24]

New orb?

*just sitting in the shrine under one of the light arch things, looking pretty bored* Okay there seriously isn’t much to do here but I hardly know anyone else outside of here...wait a minute when the flip did this one get here? *looks at an orb on fire in the distance who knows if it’s green or actually reddish orange* Oh sheesh did that gem fall into lava? that would just be brutal 

🏵️.....should we inform the jade? it seems nacre sized🏵️

💈Ugh sure do something just shut up I’m busy💈 *spitefully watching a charoite gathering dang get a hobby random char ghost*

🏵️Wow how are you still bitter about what happened months ago? Sheesh *goes to find Jade* 🏵️

( @jadeshrine-keeper )

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10 ways to make rude or chaotic olivines cry by Matte

1. Call them deformed or chubby peridots

2. Hit them with belts

3. Punch them or kick them

4. Lock them in a room with a calcite and watch them run around scared and crying

5. Lock them in the test chamber thingies but don’t turn it on, wait for them to freak out

6. Just tell them that their leader or leader’s assistant is inspecting and watch them get all nervous and try hiding the bad stuff they did

7. Play the sound of heels clicking

8. Put them in the corner apparently

9. Sometimes they cry if they simply get yelled at

10. Some cry like babies from being touched at all because they aren’t used to it

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Meanwhile at the shrine

Oh, an orange orb? Well, this is new...wait..hold on. Did I see this one before? Oh stars...a Zircon? Orange dear what happened to you?...

🍊...*floats to a statue and lays in it’s arms sadly* there’s only me and two of them...and they wanted to k-kill eachother...why was I always so helpless? why didn’t anything I say or do work?...oh stars what will dexter think?...I just hope no one tells him..🍊

(yeah jade something happened @jadeshrine-keeper )

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🏵️Alright 2 has a lot of mistakes to fix so I’m going to trick her and then drag her to fix them, using the form bracelets of course. Like she needs to apologize to Zeus and 13 and maybe make it up to them somehow. She also needs to apologize to 1 because 1 here trusted her right until she died, and 1 only now realizes this gem wasn’t on her side either. But anyways here I go...pspsps *waits*🏵️

( @jadeshrine-keeper )

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~meanwhile in a secret room at the shrine~

?: Give me a physical form I need to go to Lunar and do something!

Rando Char: A-are you insane!? You will be marked as a traitor and possibly harvested if you set her free!

?: AND THIS DUMB CLOD WILL GET SHATTERED IF I DON'T! Now hurry up I don't have much time...

Rando Char: Alright...*she does a ritual to shatter another gem too restore this one's, the ghost frantically flies inside beginning to reform*

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No one:

2 whenever there’s even just a slight noise or when she gets somewhere high: MATTE MATTE 

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What this devious zircon spirit likes

-Making gems think they’re going crazy

-Manipulating gems into doing bad things

-Pranks 

-Secretly being held or carried

-Shiny things

-Cuddles secretly

-Headpats

-Getting other spirits in trouble 

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Forehead olive: *keeps bothering this zircon about her past when she trying to do cruel pranks*

Starlite: Fk this I’m taking a nap...*floats up to the big statue laying on it* 

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Forehead olive: *corrupted, shattered, or permanently damaged gems in experiments, stole geodes*

Forehead olive seeing what starlite does: JADE JADE

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Random facts about Starlite Z

-She’s a manipulative and deceptive trickster to gems. Was she like this before she died? Who knows?

-She’s also a very curious gem and that got her into trouble before 

-She refuses to speak about her past at all

-She stays as an orb to avoid getting caught

-If her cruel tricks are stopped, she will definitely throw a fit

-Shiny things, singing, and calm voices get her to approach gems while trusting them 

-She played cruel physical pranks before as well

-If she trusts a gem enough she will follow it the whole time, trying to process everything it does until it leaves 

-She always sounds like she has a cold rip she had to die like that

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Jade: Oh the zircon is just scared don’t worry

Starlite in reality: *manipulating others into thinking that they’re going crazy, tricking them into doing things etc, stays as an orb so she don’t get caught and hit with a belt*

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How the orb gems died

Green orb- N/A

Shiny bluish orb- Execution 

Purplish orb- Killed by Sard here

Lavender orb- It’s just obvious that these two gems got killed when they were fused together

Metallic orb- N/A

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Matte: *just chilling and petting 2*

Forehead Olive: 

Matte: Oh nice another olivine to take care of!

Forehead olive: noooo!

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🌴Matte!🌴

🏵️what happened now?🏵️

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🏵️I guess my new purpose is looking after crazy animal gems now oh well.🏵️ *she just drags 2 and hemma moth to the warp* 

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Visiting my old home

I decided that I wanted to go and do something for once, so I went back to the club where I used to perform and live at just to see how others are managing it. However, all I plan to do is watch, but uh why is a Jade there going backstage? Is she the new props person? 

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🌴Matte pearl, where are you?🌴

🏵️I'm going to the clinic you work at why? did something happen?🏵️