Andraste's Tits

Myranda I still need an adult. Leave it better than you found it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

No Pornhub, I do not want to share on Facebook with my friends and family what I’m currently watching…

[pauljpeg]

every time i say “that’ll do” i think in my head “that’ll do donkey, that’ll do” why does shrek ruin everything in my life

[pauljpeg]

i gotta go to work but when i come back im just gonna say didnt ask to everyone who mentions a pig on this damn post

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

*on an airplane*

*sticks my dick out the window n wacks it at 30,000 feet*

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

who was i

[dongboss]

ive done this and I got sucked into the turbine

[deadgrabs-blog]

The ultimate succ

[dongboss]

I died

[daily-showerthoughts]

Follow Yik-Yaks for more.

[stability]

[okaymad]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you have an awesome mattress, 1/3 of your life will be awesome.

[emelelizabeth]

[mendel]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[okaymad]

[ramdaughter]

someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems*

me: 

[gifyourass]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

i hope its a dildo

[sexdrugswienerdogs]

[master-kief]

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]