fuck it, we ball

lo; she/her; devereauxing @ ao3; probably in a different timezone to you; been here too long. always down for a chat 🤝

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[24x81]

i do think ilya was born to be the other woman

[24x81]

he just has the aura of someone who is willing to be cast aside for the privilege of still being chosen, even if he's not first. he knows how to play it cool, he knows how to keep a secret, he won't get too attached, actually, he knows what this is. he knows the rules. he loves to wait around to be called and he loves to be wanted even in private and it's not a slow, continuous death, really, he could do this for years and years. as long as he's still chosen, even if not all the time.

[sarinataylor]

why are packages always taken to the most obscure post office for pick up

[concuelo-art]

“Shane. He called me Shane”

[toneelspeelster]

is your plan to just keep doing this in secret until you both retire, or... probably. i don't know. probably, yes.

[sarinataylor]

wake up. get out of bed. step on cockroach. call in sick to work.

[hudconera]

yum

[clytemnestraaa]

if i could STOP trying to write hockey yaoi fanfiction like i'm ocean fucking vuong it would make my life a lot easier. staring at my own bullshit going "i don't know that this sentence structure allows enough light in" will somebody get me to shut the FUCK up

[sarinataylor]

i am the main character. i am so employable. my fat ass and kind eyes will captivate any recruitment panel. i am undeniable. #manifesting

[sarinataylor]

i am the main character. i am so employable. my fat ass and kind eye will captivate any executive during a meet and greet. i am undeniable. #manifesting

[sarinataylor]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[sarinataylor]

i am the main character. i am so employable. my fat ass and kind eyes will captivate any recruitment panel. i am undeniable. #manifesting

[sarinataylor]

i am the main character. i am so employable. my fat ass and kind eye will captivate any executive during a meet and greet. i am undeniable. #manifesting

[sarinataylor]

i am the main character. i am so employable. my fat ass and kind eyes will captivate any recruitment panel. i am undeniable. #manifesting

[sarinataylor]

i am the main character. i am so employable. my fat ass and kind eye will captivate any executive during a meet and greet. i am undeniable. #manifesting

[cuppydogshane]

david and shane in vegas: one hour at blackjack, sedate steakhouse dinner, walking around fremont street and going to bed before midnight

yuna and ilya in vegas: Plot Of The Hangover

[cuppydogshane]

shane 24 hours before disaster: itll be fun having all four of us together at the MLH awards! now that were out and were a family :)

shane one week later: We Will Go Elsewhere For Family Vacation Next Year.

[sarinataylor]

i am the main character. i am so employable. my fat ass and kind eyes will captivate any recruitment panel. i am undeniable. #manifesting

[urie]

i looooooooove how annoying shane and ilya must be as the two best hockey players in the world just both of them being able to see the game at such an elite level and notice things no one else does and theyre basically speaking their own language to one another and saying things like "i dont even count a hat trick if its on an empty net if the goalie isnt there its NOT a real goal i think they should not count these" "absolutely if theres no challenge it isnt real" "exactlyyyyy" and they will say things like this in front of players who have Zero career hat tricks

[urie]

hayden is struggling in the postseason and says its bc he is "playing with a broken rib" and privately shane is thinking "okay but just one though jesus christ" and ilya is texting him like "is pike playing on severed legs" "broken rib" "ok???? just one????" and shane is like wow thank god finally someone who gets it

[girlikeahole]

its fucked up but the only emotion possible is jealousy

[girlikeahole]

[sarinataylor]

i am the main character. i am so employable. my fat ass and kind eyes will captivate any recruitment panel. i am undeniable. #manifesting