HORRID LITTLE BEAST

24 • they/she/he dangerously stupid

[cheerio-charcuterie-board]

How it feels to take a shower

[oneheadtoanother]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[sacred-portal]

[cheddar-baby]

[erdogun]

if you're quiet as an adult they kill you

[worldworldworldworld]

"Ivan", 2009

[sacred-portal]

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[segamascott]

[saintkatya]

[phthalogreen95]

There’s a bird that is perched near my apartment building and I think I have the perfect solution for when I finally have him in my clutches

[64mpg]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[weirdrtvscomments]

[phthalogreen95]

There’s dudes out there complaining that other men watch love island and it got me thinking: fellas is it gay to watch a show? Men shouldn’t even watch shows. Hell, they shouldn’t even watch paint dry. What if another man painted that wall? That means either you’re bending over or doing the bending. Matter of fact don’t even go outside. There’s men out there, outside gay as hell.

Just stay home and complain that other men watch shows. It’s not gay to think about men doing things if you wear socks.