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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS

I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it

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IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

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Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

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btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

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“I gotta say the whole waxing thing has its advantages in that you end up looking more defined, but it is extremely excruciating. So I like my hairy chest. I plan on keeping it.”

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It’s not the first time Stiles comes back from school to find Derek offering his ass on the teenager’s bed. Sometimes Derek just feels the need to be fucked. He’s breathing heavely, sometimes even moans. He strokes his body back and forth on the edge of the bed, almost begging to be fucked by the human. Stiles doesn’t waste time, already removing his pants and grabbing Derek’s ass. He moves one of his hands closer to Derek’s hole and presses a finger on the tight entrance and pushes it inside. After a while, he adds another.

“F-fuck..” Derek moans out. “Please fuck me. Please Stiles.”

Stiles stops fingering the older man and starts rubbing the head of his dick against the now slightly opened asshole.

“Please Stiles.. I want your cock… I want you to fill me up with your cum.”

Not taking any longer, Stiles fully penetrates him, making the werewolf in heat moan even lounder.

“How long until your father gets home?” he says after taking his breath.

“He’s working ovetime, he won’t be back until tonight.”

“Perfect.” he says, pushing himself against Stiles.

Stiles smiles at the sight of Derek being so needy and then starts pounding his ass. They’ve got a whole lot of time ahead of them.

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I will love to read bottom peter❤️ What about peter trying to be part of Derek's pack but his is omega, and omega must be fuck by the alpha? And peter is afraid that he maybe can't take Derek's cock?

I’ll be honest here, I could never see Peter afraid that he “can’t” handle a dick, I could see him internally thinking he’s gonna need to do some work before he can take it better but never nervous about it.

So….Derek is the Alpha, and with it some changes come along to the pack, Peter has been excommunicated from the pack for months now, no one can trust him and none are willing to give him a chance, but Derek? Derek is family and he’ll make the exception. However the only way for Peter to get back into the pack is though a ritual of subservience, a figurative and literal act of submission to the new alpha. Generally (always) it’s sex that ends with the submissive being knotted.

Peter however knows what Derek is packing down there. He was there when Derek was 15 year old teenager afraid to get naked in the showers because his dick dwarfed the size of his teammates. It was a ten inches, soft and thick. But know Derek has had years to grow and he’s seen the pics on Stiles phone, His nephew is packing a 12 inch cock as thick as a beer bottle. and his knot must be at least the size of a baseball. With that in mind, Peter prepares.

He is no stranger to anal sex and knows that he can get his fist up there with proper time so Peter sets the sting, he lures Derek to his apartment, Peter has fisted himself so his ass is lubed, and open ready for an Alpha cock and knot.

When Derek arrives peter is already on the floor, naked, his head and shoulders lowered to the ground and his ass, framed in a navy blue jockstrap, is high in the air. Peter could smell Derek’s interest, if the way Derek’s rubbing his hands lightly across Peter’s ass cheeks wasn’t a give away.

“Are you willing to submit yourself?” Derek asks, he steps away and sets his phone up on the coffee table, it’s set to record. It makes sense, after all normally this ritual has to take place in front of the pack so that they will accept him. But a recording can be used as well.

“Yes, alpha.” Peter answers. Derek takes off his jacket and shoes.

“Are you willing to fight for me and your pack, kill for me and your pack, die for me and your pack?” Derek is fucking his fingers into Peter, a pleased noise comes from his throat when he notices that Peter is lubed and open.

“Ye-s, Alpha.” Peter’s voice breaks when Derek presses on his prostate. This time Derek takes off his shirt and throws it one the ground then he rips Peter’s jockstrap off of him.

“Are you willing to serve your Alpha and your pack in the ways they see fit?”

“Yes, Alpha.” Now that the formalities are over with Peter knows there is only on last thing to do. The sound of Derek’s zipper being pulled down seems to too loud in the air. The sound of fabric falling hits Peter’s ears just as Derek’s cock begins to rub between his ass cheeks, the lube from Peter’s ass make the heavy cock glide across his hole. The weight of Derek’s cock is not something Peter though about before, its own weight and gravity practically pull it into his winking hole.

With one smooth roll of his hips Derek enters his uncle, balls deep. “Yes, alpha!” Peter yells. Derek gets on his knees and snarls as he fucks Peter, smack of skin on skin is louder than Peter’s moans as he’s fucked into oblivion.

“Is this what you wanted Peter?” Derek asks his mouth full of fangs. “Did you want your nephew to fuck you with his alpha cock?” Derek pulls Peter’s head up by the hair. The pulling makes Peter’s cock twitch. Derek licks along the tendon in Peter’s neck.

“Yes, Alpha.” Peter answers “I wanted your big cock in me. I wanted to be fucked by you.” From behind him Peter hears a dark chuckle.

“You’ll be more than fucked by me Peter. Don’t forget I’m going to knot you too.” Peter didn’t forget, how could he, but the words make him keen.

(You can stop here but as I was righting things kind of got away from me. read the next part of your own volition)

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My first time writing smut and don’t even open it if you aren’t ready because we jump right the fuck on in.

This is for the sterek week prompt canon highlights. It’s somewhere after S3 E1. During the past few months Stiles and Derek got closer. I changed a lot. Boyd and Erica never left, neither did Jackson or Allison. Also Stiles is eighteen, idk how but he is. And I changed some other things. The scene is the one they are planning to break into the vault, but right before it.

Or the one where Stiles eats Derek out like the last eggroll at the buffet.

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“Wait no, stop.”

Derek’s actions haulted as his eyes switched from an angry looking, pinched brow, face to eyes wide as saucers. “Fuck I didn’t hurt you did I?! Shit!” Derek began to slowly ease out of him.

Stiles’ hands flew down from the headboard, one to curl around his bicep the other to hold his waist. “No wait.”

“Does that hurt more?” Derek looked stricken, which give the circumstances seemed hilarious.

A low laugh escaped Stiles. “No, you didn’t hurt me.”

Derek’s eyebrows furrowed again, but less looking like he was in pain and more in confusion.

“Well then why woul-” His eyebrows shot up. “Unless you didn’t want to anymore. Shit.” He once again tried to pull out, but Stiles dug his fingertips in.

“Hey, hey.” Stiles moved his hand from Derek’s arm to gently cup the side of his face. He leaned up and softly kissed his lips. “I still want to.”

Stiles tried to look into Derek’s eyes as reassuring and loving as he could.

Derek softly smiled and leaned in for another kiss, quickly trying to get their night back on track. Stiles indulged him till Derek bit his lip and roughly grabbed his hips.

Stiles broke the kiss. “No.”

Derek looked confused again and this time slightly frustrated. “If I’m not hurting you what’s wrong?”

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Favourite sterek smuts?? 🙈

Also…With this whole social distancing and self quarantine stuff I need some HOT smut. With plot without plot… either are fine. Please and thank you my queen!

And… miss christine!! have you read any good smut as of lately?? with the quarantine and all i thought: why not ask for some recs?? thank youuuu 💕 hope you have a good day/night/week

Well, this pandemic is making y’all thirsty! Also, I didn’t MEAN to rec you a bunch of bottom!derek but I’m not sorry!

The Pickup Line I Deserve by hannah_baker | 4.2K

The Time Derek Hale’s One Night Stand Was More Than He Bargained For.

More by Emela | 7.9K

After a run in with Kate Argent, Stiles finds out why Derek is so insecure about sex and is intent on making him feel good.

If You Love Me Right (We Fuck for Life) by alisvolatpropiis | 3.6K

Stiles is still staring down at him in awe when Derek wakes, long black lashes fluttering open slowly. If he’s surprised to have fallen asleep, he doesn’t show it; he just smiles drowsily, hooded eyes drifting down Stiles’ uniformed body. “Hello, officer,” he murmurs, voice husky, putting his arms behind his head, grinning.

Make A Little Noise by JenNova | 1.7K

So the first time Stiles got Derek on his back, worked him open and pressed inside with the long exhale of a perfect fit, he wasn’t expecting the sound. Sure when they exchange handjobs, or blowjobs, or any other kind of orgasm, Derek can get a little vocal – sometimes even demanding in a hesitant sort of way – but the deep moans, the sharp grunts, the cursing and the constant use of Stiles’ name was not expected.

Not Your Typical Alpha by halcyon1993 | 9.9K

Derek is an unusual Alpha. He doesn’t want some Omega to hang off his knot but to hang off of someone else’s. The only problem is that no other Alpha is willing. Until the new dildo he orders is mistakenly delivered to his neighbour.

Hold your tongue and hear me out. by TamzStripped | 11.7K

Stiles pining after his best friends big brother waiting for the idiot to fall in love with him without some predestined bullshit so that they can live happily ever after, and if they are lucky, have lots and lots of sex. Lots.

Tell me how all this, and love too, will ruin us by queerly_it_is | 12.3K

Derek doesn’t get why he likes it so much.

It’s just not – he hadn’t expected to need this. Not from Stiles. Not from anyone, ever. He doesn’t do this.

Except he does, now. Because it’s for Stiles, and Derek – fuck, he likes it too.

I Wanna Take a Ride On Your by Sheepnamedpig | 21.4K

Stiles is…endowed.Derek…likes it.

If Prayer Were the Answer I’d Fall on My Knees by IAmAVeronica | 70.3K

“Shit, Der.” Stiles shivers. “You promise when we get to the room—”“I’m going to lock the door, undress you, and make up for every minute of the past six weeks.” Derek grins when Stiles’s pupils blow wide with lust. “And we’re in the chapel, so you know I’m not lying.”“Forgive us, Father,” Stiles mutters, and grabs Derek’s hand. “For we are about to sin so hard.”

Absence Makes the Dick Grow Fonder by tylerfucklin | 4.1K

Stiles frowned, “…do you want to hang up?”

This time, Stiles could hear the hitch in Derek’s breath, and it was enough to give him the courage to ask, “do you want me to tell you what I’m doing?”