Give Me A Juggernaut Heart...

[doujinshi]

me: *starts eating healthy and drinking water* oh wow this is actually really nice and fun. 

me: 

me:

me: I SAID THIS IS REALLY NICE

brain: oh right. heres some dopamine for the bare minimum u basic ass bitch

me: thank u 

[werewolfmali]

me at 15: why do my parents watch fuckin hgtv all day?

me at 25: damn the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop

[minyard--josten]

The guys on queer eye looking at the straight guy’s unclean lifestyle: how can you live like this?

Me, sitting on the floor of my dirty apartment in goodwill sweatpants eating cheetos: yeah CHAD how can you LIVE like that?

[silosenovengo]

[imdope420]

[pro-gay-deactivated20170112]

[theofficeedit]

[mothbug-deactivated20200626]

[sass-burgers]

Calllllll out post @ myself

[art-mirrors-art]

Vivian Maier - Self-portrait in a mirror with a hot light and multiple reflections in other mirrors (1949)

[lesbian-in-brighton]

[squidwardsupportgroup]

[oatsie-deactivated20180119]

Zelda, watching Link use the master sword to cut grass:

[the-legend-of-zelda-series]

Fi, spirit of the Master Sword, being used by Link to cut grass:

[nyquilnap]

[aquariushoe27-deactivated201806]

“I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able to take charge of me entirely. No one knows me or loves me completely. I have only myself.”

— Simone de Beauvoir (via fyp-philosophy)

[v-h-s-deactivated20120521]

[hiddensinful]

Boom, roasted

[atraversso]

Puppy - Hello_shiba

[dundermifflingifs]