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cocaptainamerica

nice try bing

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scroogled

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eroscestlavie

i can’t believe that photo of hemsworth hiddleston and taika waititi all taking a nap together that’s so cursed and blessed at the same time

eroscestlavie

i’m the fact that the person taking the photo had to use a panoramic shot to get all of tom in the photo

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gifyourass

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destinyrush

Happy Pride Month! 🌈

destinyrush

Edit: an anon said that “Game Face” is actually about Fallon Fox, a transgender woman.

ostolero

diycraftsnmore

ataleof2men

Adulting at it’s finest

tyleroakley

how that pole fix everything

butterflygrace

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softlenaluthor

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American soldiers teasing children with water in Iraq.

PLEASE SHARE.

SPREAD THIS SHIT EVERYWHERE.

FUCK THE MILITARY.

zanabism-deactivated20200529

i cannot believe i’m seeing this right now i cannot believe i’m seeing this right now. they’re ENJOYING IT, they’re literally enjoying it one of them says “this kid’s been running for 2 miles” and they all laugh i’ve never been so disgusted in my entire life.

femun

Fucking disgusting

tastefullyoffensive

(via DaliKwesha)

hckleinman

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront. I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

dizzy-redhead

@staff @support

stardustschild

Apparently my director went to see a production of West Side Story a few years ago, and the guy playing Chino forgot his gun before coming out for his final scene. Once it got to the big scene where he is supposed to shoot Tony, he screeched “Poison Boots” and kicked the actor playing Tony until he went down. The girl playing Maria then had to jerk the shoe off of Chino’s foot, and had to do the gunshot scene asking “How many kicks Chino? How many kicks, and one kick left for me”.

tbbackus

There should be a blog dedicated to theatrical urban legends. Like that opening weekend of Dracula where Dracula (still hungover) vomited all over the audience during the first stage direction that everyone has a friend of a friend that worked on the show and was there.

crutchie-morris

or the one where the bridge never came out for Javert’s suicide and so he just pretended to stab himself and then lay there until the lights went out

musicofthestage

best story i heard was when a friend of mine saw a show where juliet forgot to bring the dagger out on stage so she just ripped the squib out of her chest and blood squirted everywhere

agatharights

During a passion play a friend of my brother was supposedly in, one of the roman soldiers who was supposed to stab jesus on the cross and accidentally grabbed the wrong spear- he was supposed to grab one with a fake tip, but instead he grabbed one with an actual metal tip and, well

Jesus screamed “JESUS CHRIST YOU STABBED ME”.

Since that Jesus had to be taken down due to a bad case of stab-itis, the backup Jesus came in, but he weighed significantly less than the original Jesus- which would have been fine, except that at the end the cross was supposed to ascend upwards with Jesus on it, and the weights hadn’t been adjusted.

So Jesus, instead, ROCKETED UP into heaven (or, just, above the stage).