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[manofbeskar-deactivated20251111]

eli vanto wakes up and wonders what the fuck thrawn is gonna get them court-martialled for this time

[blackmonitor]

When you can’t sleep, and all you can do is read one more drabble… then another… then another… 

But thank you @owlpartytime those stories kept me company till dawn 🤭

[onepuzzledpigeon]

ISB Kallus: Okay, what's your name?

Ezra, captured for the third time this week: Jabba the hut.

ISB Kallus: I don't believe you.

ISB Kallus: How old are you?

Ezra: 610. I'm a force god.

ISB Kallus: Okay, you know what, I'm gonna put that in my report, and then you're gonna be tried as a force god and they're gonna cut your head off.

Ezra:

[sinnuous]

[butts-georg-redacted69420]

the oracle: neo, you and agent smith are the same. he is your double. what the machine created to balance you out

neo: then i know what i must do

*goes to land smith a big fat smooch on the lips*

[sassente]

baby boy. baby

[iameuba]

cat boy

[sassente]

интересно как быстро забанят меня и моих uwu

[sassente]

something is coming...

[sassente]

sewed 🧵

[sassente]

i pick my poison and it's you

[sassente]

ugh she's so evil 😩🥵

[sassente]

heaven is inside you

[sassente]

mommy.. 🌺

[sassente]

con te partirò - I'll go with you

[sassente]

oh sanctum, covet me

[sassente]

ugh celestial boyfriend 🙄