Sassy & French

I SPEAK FRENCH AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO DO IT⚡️ 👑 Eva Green & Katie McGrath 👑 ⚜️House Dimitrescu & House Beneviento⚜️ As long as I have a face, every character on this page has a place to sit

[sassy-french]

Cassandra Dimitrescu

We swore that death will do us part

They’ll call our crimes a work of art

[stan-wlw]

quick sketch made in procreate. i was supposed to be doing concept art for my project, but these two had other plans.. 😫

[sassy-french]

I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY that my top favorite actresses are the two most social media elusive people on the entire goddamn planet 😭 (I wanna cry I get 0 update I’m not being fed at all I’m literally begging for crumbs every time it’s unfairrrr)

[brenshor]

Murray: Enid, I can't shake your friends hand unless you let her go first.

Wednesday tightly holding Enid's hand: Unconscionable, she will do no such thing.

Wednesday offering her other hand: My lesser hand will suffice for pleasantries.

[totallycorrectpitchperfect]

WAIT A MINUTE-

[sassy-french]

Daniela, about to slide down the castle roof on a tiny piece of wood : And as I always say, go big or go home

Alcina, from the ground : And you’re going home. Now.

Daniela : ok fine

Alcina : *retreating into the castle*

Daniela : *pushing herself off the roof* I’m going big

[sassy-french]

Yoko : I finally figured out why you’re pushing everyone away, hear me out : you’re what’s known as a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Wednesday : Expand and explain.

Yoko : Basically you expect people to do things that will hurt you so you hurt them before they can hurt you. And THEN they end up hurting you -because you hurt them, mind you- and you’re like ‘See ?’

Wednesday : Oh. So I’m a witch.

Yoko : Ohhh so close. You’re a bitch.

[sassy-french]

I started playing on Friday but I’m too nervous to go to Gerudo town and discover that there will be no Urbosa in TOTK 😭 I mean I love Riju she’s such a cutie; but Urbosa owns my ass and I can’t bring myself to think that we’ll see no more of her 🫠

So come on someone who finished the game/is aware of what happens spoil me, is Urbosa in TOTK ?

Y’all don’t go in the comments if you don’t wanna be spoiled but IM NERVOUS OK I NEED ANSWERS

[sassy-french]

Bianca : We noticed your side of the room was rather.. minimalistic

Wednesday : Indeed. I do not own much nor do I carry much with me. Possessions tie you down and are but inane tokens of Capitalism.

Enid, enamored : God yeah I hate possessions

Yoko, sliding next to her : Does that mean I can have your Taylor Swift collection ?

[lil-yellow-dragon]

Wednesday is so busy trying to not be like Morticia she forgets she can also become Gomez

[thistooisyuri-ttv]

Wondering if Wednesday tries to discourage Eugene from pursuing Enid because she already has a crush on Enid or just for the sake of being cynical

[sassy-french]

Wednesday : *Wearing a slightly lesser shade of black*

Enid : I see you’re bursting out the spring colors

[jennaorctega]

[arlanorr-deactivated20240307]

Resident Lover Demo launches on October 31st!

A dating sim featuring Alcina, Donna, Miranda, Bela, Cassandra, Daniela, and Angie.

If you want to know more, check out this post and stay updated by following our tumblr and twitter!

[sassy-french]

I’ve been getting a lot of dms asking if you can use my drawings as references, inspiration, for your fanfics and whatnot so once and for all : YES.

Please do. But please make sure you give me credit if you use my drawings directly :)

Also, feel free to share your work so I and all the simps can collectively marvel at your contribution (to our declining mental health, thank you very much)

I’m kidding (I’m not). Have fun 🤗

[jinxxparodiesproductions]

Come little man things, the times come to play, here in the village of shadows 😈

[sassy-french]

Jojo/Jenna x Clémence/Candice

Can’t believe I’m only noticing now that Candice got inspired by Jojo and Jenna’s contemporary (my fav performance of theirs) to choreograph her own contemporary waltz with Clémence 🥺

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