Roxy Lalonde

I write smutty fanfics and cause all sorts of mischief. My asks are currently open, so feel free to send me one or message me~

[stardust-ybean]

hickeys and cuddles would be gr8 rn pls n thank u

[thepiscesactor-deactivated20121]

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

[minotaursauce]

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

[xaldien]

“You’d be surprised”, said Xaldien, who just lost four followers and received a lovely “men can’t be raped” anon shortly after reblogging this the first time.

[minotaursauce]

Yowch, disgusting.

[samuraiko]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead.

[glory-of-hera-blog]

Always reblog this

[nygmobblepot-der-pool-deactivat]

If you Dont reblog this if u see it then i cant call u my friend

[witchofthefuture]

IF ANYONE TELLS ME THAT MEN CAN’T BE VICTIMS OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND RAPE, I AM SICKENED BY THEIR MERE PRESENCE ON MY BLOG.

If you disagree with me, unfollow my blog, block me and never look at my blog again.

If you want to debate about this or send anon’s about this, I will reply but your actions have consequences.

[witchofthefuture]

Out of 19000+ followers I have, only one of you actually reblogged about this issue, yet a lot of you have reblogged and liked a picture by playboy about catcalling and that how men should never do it.

Additionally, I have received abuse in my ask box (which I will be answering when I can) and threats. In particular death threats and rape threats.

I can see the real problem here already. Male domestic violence and rape is just invisible in our society because we don’t want to talk about this because it just damages the status quo of this fucking website.

[tarothy-deactivated20230301]

I’m a male victim of child sexual abuse. We matter. Please, reblog this.

[happerbunny-deactivated20211002]

Please never forget male victims are real and it can happen to everyone/anyone

[sassyalphys-blog1]

50 Shades of Blue! Send a colour to ask something sexual:

Aqua: Top or bottom?

Azure: What’s your biggest turn-on?

Baby Blue: Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?

Carolina: Have you ever had sex with someone of a different gender?

Cerulean: What’s your biggest turn-off?

Cyan: What’s your sexual orientation?

Cobalt: Rough or soft?

Cornflower: Are you a virgin?

Denim: Are you naturally submissive or dominant?

Electric: Do you prefer lingerie to regular underwear?

Indigo: Do you like phone sex?

Lapis: What’s your best fantasy?

Midnight: Are you into role-play?

Oxford: Have you ever had sex with more than one person?

Periwinkle: Do you use toys often?

Persian: Would you do public sex at all?

Powder Blue: Vanilla sex or spiced up?

Prussian: Confess a kink to me?

Royal: What’s your favourite position?

Sapphire: When was the last time you had sex?

Sky: Do you read smut/watch porn?

Teal: Where was the strangest place you ever had sex?

Tiffany: Would you/do you do sex work?

Turquoise: Have you ever taken part in group sex?

True: Do you remember your first time?

Ultramarine: Do you do/enjoy oral?

Zaffre: Make up your own question!

[sassyalphys-blog1]

💞

((I’m not sure if you’re asking me how my muse expresses feelings or if this is an old rp starter? Heh))

[redthedog]

Both ;3 But yes expressions))

[sassyalphys-blog1]

Well, I think I do p okay at expressing my feelings! Sometimes….

[redthedog]

o-only sometimes? :c

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She sighs softly

[sassyalphys-blog1]

♒ ↵ -distridersgay

“Heeeeeeyyya Dirky!” Roxy giggles as she comes up behind him, before gently pushing on his back, causing him to fall into the crystal blue water of her pool

[dickstrideer]

(( cut

Dirk whimpered, his teeth digging into his bottom lip as he rocked against her mouth and fingers.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

Her one hand left his clit and slid a finger into him, her lips now working his clit. She hums softly, moving their intertwined hands to grip his hip. “Dirk, look at me.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, panting softly but shifting slightly, his hips rocking as he opened his eyes to slits to look down at her, his face red as he panted quietly. “Mm?”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She slid another finger alongside the first, curling them as she moved them in and out. She flicked her tongue over his clit, giggling softly. “Are ya close, Dirky?” She hummed

[dickstrideer]

Dirk moaned softly, nodding as he hid his face with an arm, his hips rocking against her fingers. “A-ah, Roxy-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

“Dirky, look at me. I wanna watch you when you cum.” Her eyes lock on his face as she moves, her lips sealing around his clit, sucking on it lightly. “Cum for me, Dirk.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk whined, not moving his arm much but just enough so that it covered his eyes only. He keened, his back arching as he curled his fingers into her hair, cumming around her fingers with a choked moan of her name.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She removed her mouth from him, leaning up and pulling him towards her, burying her face in his shoulder, cooing softly to him as she held him close. “You did so well, Dirky.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, trembling slightly as he panted, clinging to her and hiding his face in her shoulder.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She presses tiny kisses to his cheeks, carding her free hand through his hair gently, slowly and carefully removing her fingers from him. “Shhhh…It’s okay, Dirk.” She hums softly

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shivered, relaxing into her and murmuring softly

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She nuzzles him gently, continuing to shower him with tiny kisses. Her hands continue to move through his hair, as she murmurs back to him softly

[dickstrideer]

Dirk nuzzled into her hands, mumbling quietly as he sighed happily.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She massaged his head gently, nuzzling him back and smiling. “How are you feeling, Dirky?” Her voice is soft and low and comforting

[dickstrideer]

“M good-” He murmured, nuzzling her hands. “Mmm, really good-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She purrs softly, her smile widening a little. “That’s good Dirky. I’m glad you are.” She hums, burying her face in his chest.

[dickstrideer]

Dirk nuzzled her hair, clinging to her tighter.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She removes her hands from his hair to settle him on her lap as she moves slightly, readjusting her seating position. “Hmmm…so what now Dirky? What do you wanna do?” She nuzzles his chin with her nose

[dickstrideer]

dirk relaxed into her, cooing happily as he nuzzled her jaw. “Mmm, dunno-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She chuckles, pressing her lips to his once, gently before pressing a kiss to his nose. “Well, we could always go in and maybe eat something?” She hums

[dickstrideer]

Dirk kissed her back, murmuring softly. “Mmmaybe we could lay down and nap instead-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She giggled softly and nuzzled his nose with hers. "That would be nice too. You want to go inside and nap?"

[sassyalphys-blog1]

💞

((I’m not sure if you’re asking me how my muse expresses feelings or if this is an old rp starter? Heh))

[redthedog]

Both ;3 But yes expressions))

[sassyalphys-blog1]

Well, I think I do p okay at expressing my feelings! Sometimes….

[redthedog]

o-only sometimes? :c

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She shrugs. "I wasn't really taught to express many emotions as a child."

[sassyalphys-blog1]

♒ ↵ -distridersgay

“Heeeeeeyyya Dirky!” Roxy giggles as she comes up behind him, before gently pushing on his back, causing him to fall into the crystal blue water of her pool

[dickstrideer]

(( cut

Dirk whimpered, his teeth digging into his bottom lip as he rocked against her mouth and fingers.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

Her one hand left his clit and slid a finger into him, her lips now working his clit. She hums softly, moving their intertwined hands to grip his hip. “Dirk, look at me.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, panting softly but shifting slightly, his hips rocking as he opened his eyes to slits to look down at her, his face red as he panted quietly. “Mm?”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She slid another finger alongside the first, curling them as she moved them in and out. She flicked her tongue over his clit, giggling softly. “Are ya close, Dirky?” She hummed

[dickstrideer]

Dirk moaned softly, nodding as he hid his face with an arm, his hips rocking against her fingers. “A-ah, Roxy-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

“Dirky, look at me. I wanna watch you when you cum.” Her eyes lock on his face as she moves, her lips sealing around his clit, sucking on it lightly. “Cum for me, Dirk.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk whined, not moving his arm much but just enough so that it covered his eyes only. He keened, his back arching as he curled his fingers into her hair, cumming around her fingers with a choked moan of her name.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She removed her mouth from him, leaning up and pulling him towards her, burying her face in his shoulder, cooing softly to him as she held him close. “You did so well, Dirky.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, trembling slightly as he panted, clinging to her and hiding his face in her shoulder.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She presses tiny kisses to his cheeks, carding her free hand through his hair gently, slowly and carefully removing her fingers from him. “Shhhh…It’s okay, Dirk.” She hums softly

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shivered, relaxing into her and murmuring softly

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She nuzzles him gently, continuing to shower him with tiny kisses. Her hands continue to move through his hair, as she murmurs back to him softly

[dickstrideer]

Dirk nuzzled into her hands, mumbling quietly as he sighed happily.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She massaged his head gently, nuzzling him back and smiling. “How are you feeling, Dirky?” Her voice is soft and low and comforting

[dickstrideer]

“M good-” He murmured, nuzzling her hands. “Mmm, really good-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She purrs softly, her smile widening a little. “That’s good Dirky. I’m glad you are.” She hums, burying her face in his chest.

[dickstrideer]

Dirk nuzzled her hair, clinging to her tighter.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She removes her hands from his hair to settle him on her lap as she moves slightly, readjusting her seating position. “Hmmm…so what now Dirky? What do you wanna do?” She nuzzles his chin with her nose

[dickstrideer]

dirk relaxed into her, cooing happily as he nuzzled her jaw. “Mmm, dunno-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She chuckles, pressing her lips to his once, gently before pressing a kiss to his nose. "Well, we could always go in and maybe eat something?" She hums

[sassyalphys-blog1]

💞

((I’m not sure if you’re asking me how my muse expresses feelings or if this is an old rp starter? Heh))

[redthedog]

Both ;3 But yes expressions))

[sassyalphys-blog1]

Well, I think I do p okay at expressing my feelings! Sometimes....

[sassyalphys-blog1]

♒ ↵ -distridersgay

“Heeeeeeyyya Dirky!” Roxy giggles as she comes up behind him, before gently pushing on his back, causing him to fall into the crystal blue water of her pool

[dickstrideer]

(( cut

Dirk whimpered, his teeth digging into his bottom lip as he rocked against her mouth and fingers.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

Her one hand left his clit and slid a finger into him, her lips now working his clit. She hums softly, moving their intertwined hands to grip his hip. “Dirk, look at me.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, panting softly but shifting slightly, his hips rocking as he opened his eyes to slits to look down at her, his face red as he panted quietly. “Mm?”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She slid another finger alongside the first, curling them as she moved them in and out. She flicked her tongue over his clit, giggling softly. “Are ya close, Dirky?” She hummed

[dickstrideer]

Dirk moaned softly, nodding as he hid his face with an arm, his hips rocking against her fingers. “A-ah, Roxy-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

“Dirky, look at me. I wanna watch you when you cum.” Her eyes lock on his face as she moves, her lips sealing around his clit, sucking on it lightly. “Cum for me, Dirk.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk whined, not moving his arm much but just enough so that it covered his eyes only. He keened, his back arching as he curled his fingers into her hair, cumming around her fingers with a choked moan of her name.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She removed her mouth from him, leaning up and pulling him towards her, burying her face in his shoulder, cooing softly to him as she held him close. “You did so well, Dirky.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, trembling slightly as he panted, clinging to her and hiding his face in her shoulder.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She presses tiny kisses to his cheeks, carding her free hand through his hair gently, slowly and carefully removing her fingers from him. “Shhhh…It’s okay, Dirk.” She hums softly

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shivered, relaxing into her and murmuring softly

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She nuzzles him gently, continuing to shower him with tiny kisses. Her hands continue to move through his hair, as she murmurs back to him softly

[dickstrideer]

Dirk nuzzled into her hands, mumbling quietly as he sighed happily.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She massaged his head gently, nuzzling him back and smiling. “How are you feeling, Dirky?” Her voice is soft and low and comforting

[dickstrideer]

“M good-” He murmured, nuzzling her hands. “Mmm, really good-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She purrs softly, her smile widening a little. “That’s good Dirky. I’m glad you are.” She hums, burying her face in his chest.

[dickstrideer]

Dirk nuzzled her hair, clinging to her tighter.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She removes her hands from his hair to settle him on her lap as she moves slightly, readjusting her seating position. "Hmmm...so what now Dirky? What do you wanna do?" She nuzzles his chin with her nose

[sassyalphys-blog1]

💞

((I'm not sure if you're asking me how my muse expresses feelings or if this is an old rp starter? Heh))

[sassyalphys-blog1]

♒ ↵ -distridersgay

“Heeeeeeyyya Dirky!” Roxy giggles as she comes up behind him, before gently pushing on his back, causing him to fall into the crystal blue water of her pool

[dickstrideer]

(( cut

Dirk whimpered, his teeth digging into his bottom lip as he rocked against her mouth and fingers.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

Her one hand left his clit and slid a finger into him, her lips now working his clit. She hums softly, moving their intertwined hands to grip his hip. “Dirk, look at me.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, panting softly but shifting slightly, his hips rocking as he opened his eyes to slits to look down at her, his face red as he panted quietly. “Mm?”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She slid another finger alongside the first, curling them as she moved them in and out. She flicked her tongue over his clit, giggling softly. “Are ya close, Dirky?” She hummed

[dickstrideer]

Dirk moaned softly, nodding as he hid his face with an arm, his hips rocking against her fingers. “A-ah, Roxy-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

“Dirky, look at me. I wanna watch you when you cum.” Her eyes lock on his face as she moves, her lips sealing around his clit, sucking on it lightly. “Cum for me, Dirk.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk whined, not moving his arm much but just enough so that it covered his eyes only. He keened, his back arching as he curled his fingers into her hair, cumming around her fingers with a choked moan of her name.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She removed her mouth from him, leaning up and pulling him towards her, burying her face in his shoulder, cooing softly to him as she held him close. “You did so well, Dirky.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, trembling slightly as he panted, clinging to her and hiding his face in her shoulder.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She presses tiny kisses to his cheeks, carding her free hand through his hair gently, slowly and carefully removing her fingers from him. “Shhhh…It’s okay, Dirk.” She hums softly

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shivered, relaxing into her and murmuring softly

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She nuzzles him gently, continuing to shower him with tiny kisses. Her hands continue to move through his hair, as she murmurs back to him softly

[dickstrideer]

Dirk nuzzled into her hands, mumbling quietly as he sighed happily.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She massaged his head gently, nuzzling him back and smiling. “How are you feeling, Dirky?” Her voice is soft and low and comforting

[dickstrideer]

“M good-” He murmured, nuzzling her hands. “Mmm, really good-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She purrs softly, her smile widening a little. "That's good Dirky. I'm glad you are." She hums, burying her face in his chest.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

♒ ↵ -distridersgay

“Heeeeeeyyya Dirky!” Roxy giggles as she comes up behind him, before gently pushing on his back, causing him to fall into the crystal blue water of her pool

[dickstrideer]

(( cut

Dirk whimpered, his teeth digging into his bottom lip as he rocked against her mouth and fingers.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

Her one hand left his clit and slid a finger into him, her lips now working his clit. She hums softly, moving their intertwined hands to grip his hip. “Dirk, look at me.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, panting softly but shifting slightly, his hips rocking as he opened his eyes to slits to look down at her, his face red as he panted quietly. “Mm?”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She slid another finger alongside the first, curling them as she moved them in and out. She flicked her tongue over his clit, giggling softly. “Are ya close, Dirky?” She hummed

[dickstrideer]

Dirk moaned softly, nodding as he hid his face with an arm, his hips rocking against her fingers. “A-ah, Roxy-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

“Dirky, look at me. I wanna watch you when you cum.” Her eyes lock on his face as she moves, her lips sealing around his clit, sucking on it lightly. “Cum for me, Dirk.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk whined, not moving his arm much but just enough so that it covered his eyes only. He keened, his back arching as he curled his fingers into her hair, cumming around her fingers with a choked moan of her name.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She removed her mouth from him, leaning up and pulling him towards her, burying her face in his shoulder, cooing softly to him as she held him close. “You did so well, Dirky.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, trembling slightly as he panted, clinging to her and hiding his face in her shoulder.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She presses tiny kisses to his cheeks, carding her free hand through his hair gently, slowly and carefully removing her fingers from him. “Shhhh…It’s okay, Dirk.” She hums softly

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shivered, relaxing into her and murmuring softly

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She nuzzles him gently, continuing to shower him with tiny kisses. Her hands continue to move through his hair, as she murmurs back to him softly

[dickstrideer]

Dirk nuzzled into her hands, mumbling quietly as he sighed happily.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She massaged his head gently, nuzzling him back and smiling. "How are you feeling, Dirky?" Her voice is soft and low and comforting

[sassyalphys-blog1]

♒ ↵ -distridersgay

“Heeeeeeyyya Dirky!” Roxy giggles as she comes up behind him, before gently pushing on his back, causing him to fall into the crystal blue water of her pool

[dickstrideer]

(( cut

Dirk whimpered, his teeth digging into his bottom lip as he rocked against her mouth and fingers.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

Her one hand left his clit and slid a finger into him, her lips now working his clit. She hums softly, moving their intertwined hands to grip his hip. “Dirk, look at me.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, panting softly but shifting slightly, his hips rocking as he opened his eyes to slits to look down at her, his face red as he panted quietly. “Mm?”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She slid another finger alongside the first, curling them as she moved them in and out. She flicked her tongue over his clit, giggling softly. “Are ya close, Dirky?” She hummed

[dickstrideer]

Dirk moaned softly, nodding as he hid his face with an arm, his hips rocking against her fingers. “A-ah, Roxy-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

“Dirky, look at me. I wanna watch you when you cum.” Her eyes lock on his face as she moves, her lips sealing around his clit, sucking on it lightly. “Cum for me, Dirk.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk whined, not moving his arm much but just enough so that it covered his eyes only. He keened, his back arching as he curled his fingers into her hair, cumming around her fingers with a choked moan of her name.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She removed her mouth from him, leaning up and pulling him towards her, burying her face in his shoulder, cooing softly to him as she held him close. “You did so well, Dirky.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, trembling slightly as he panted, clinging to her and hiding his face in her shoulder.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She presses tiny kisses to his cheeks, carding her free hand through his hair gently, slowly and carefully removing her fingers from him. “Shhhh…It’s okay, Dirk.” She hums softly

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shivered, relaxing into her and murmuring softly

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She nuzzles him gently, continuing to shower him with tiny kisses. Her hands continue to move through his hair, as she murmurs back to him softly

[sassyalphys-blog1]

♒ ↵ -distridersgay

“Heeeeeeyyya Dirky!” Roxy giggles as she comes up behind him, before gently pushing on his back, causing him to fall into the crystal blue water of her pool

[dickstrideer]

(( cut

Dirk whimpered, his teeth digging into his bottom lip as he rocked against her mouth and fingers.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

Her one hand left his clit and slid a finger into him, her lips now working his clit. She hums softly, moving their intertwined hands to grip his hip. “Dirk, look at me.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, panting softly but shifting slightly, his hips rocking as he opened his eyes to slits to look down at her, his face red as he panted quietly. “Mm?”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She slid another finger alongside the first, curling them as she moved them in and out. She flicked her tongue over his clit, giggling softly. “Are ya close, Dirky?” She hummed

[dickstrideer]

Dirk moaned softly, nodding as he hid his face with an arm, his hips rocking against her fingers. “A-ah, Roxy-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

“Dirky, look at me. I wanna watch you when you cum.” Her eyes lock on his face as she moves, her lips sealing around his clit, sucking on it lightly. “Cum for me, Dirk.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk whined, not moving his arm much but just enough so that it covered his eyes only. He keened, his back arching as he curled his fingers into her hair, cumming around her fingers with a choked moan of her name.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She removed her mouth from him, leaning up and pulling him towards her, burying her face in his shoulder, cooing softly to him as she held him close. “You did so well, Dirky.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, trembling slightly as he panted, clinging to her and hiding his face in her shoulder.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She presses tiny kisses to his cheeks, carding her free hand through his hair gently, slowly and carefully removing her fingers from him. "Shhhh...It's okay, Dirk." She hums softly

[sassyalphys-blog1]

♒ ↵ -distridersgay

“Heeeeeeyyya Dirky!” Roxy giggles as she comes up behind him, before gently pushing on his back, causing him to fall into the crystal blue water of her pool

[dickstrideer]

(( cut

Dirk whimpered, his teeth digging into his bottom lip as he rocked against her mouth and fingers.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

Her one hand left his clit and slid a finger into him, her lips now working his clit. She hums softly, moving their intertwined hands to grip his hip. “Dirk, look at me.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, panting softly but shifting slightly, his hips rocking as he opened his eyes to slits to look down at her, his face red as he panted quietly. “Mm?”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She slid another finger alongside the first, curling them as she moved them in and out. She flicked her tongue over his clit, giggling softly. “Are ya close, Dirky?” She hummed

[dickstrideer]

Dirk moaned softly, nodding as he hid his face with an arm, his hips rocking against her fingers. “A-ah, Roxy-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

“Dirky, look at me. I wanna watch you when you cum.” Her eyes lock on his face as she moves, her lips sealing around his clit, sucking on it lightly. “Cum for me, Dirk.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk whined, not moving his arm much but just enough so that it covered his eyes only. He keened, his back arching as he curled his fingers into her hair, cumming around her fingers with a choked moan of her name.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She removed her mouth from him, leaning up and pulling him towards her, burying her face in his shoulder, cooing softly to him as she held him close. "You did so well, Dirky."

[sassyalphys-blog1]

♒ ↵ -distridersgay

“Heeeeeeyyya Dirky!” Roxy giggles as she comes up behind him, before gently pushing on his back, causing him to fall into the crystal blue water of her pool

[dickstrideer]

(( cut

Dirk whimpered, his teeth digging into his bottom lip as he rocked against her mouth and fingers.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

Her one hand left his clit and slid a finger into him, her lips now working his clit. She hums softly, moving their intertwined hands to grip his hip. “Dirk, look at me.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk shuddered, panting softly but shifting slightly, his hips rocking as he opened his eyes to slits to look down at her, his face red as he panted quietly. “Mm?”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She slid another finger alongside the first, curling them as she moved them in and out. She flicked her tongue over his clit, giggling softly. “Are ya close, Dirky?” She hummed

[dickstrideer]

Dirk moaned softly, nodding as he hid his face with an arm, his hips rocking against her fingers. “A-ah, Roxy-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

"Dirky, look at me. I wanna watch you when you cum." Her eyes lock on his face as she moves, her lips sealing around his clit, sucking on it lightly. "Cum for me, Dirk."

[sassyalphys-blog1]

winged (u kno who dis is)

Roxy stretched, groaning loudly as her back arches. She looks around cautiously before slipping off her shirt, revealing a black tank top underneath and two silvery rose gold wings folded against her back. She stretched again, but this time, she let her wings unfurl, sighing happily as they extended to their full length. She was glad she was outside in her backyard, because there’s no way she would have been able to do this inside

[dickstrideer]

Dirk knew he should’ve texted Roxy before coming over but he usually didnt have to. He had gone in, looking around for her, not looking out the windows into the back cause hes dumb, and finally going to head out back, pausing after he had opened the back door, his voice dying in his throat at the sight of wings.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She half folded the wings against her so she could turn and she froze when she saw Dirk. “Uhhhhh Would you believe me if I said this isn’t what it looks like?” She squeaks

[dickstrideer]

Dirk was staring at her in surprise, blinking a few times before he stepped outside, shutting the door behind him. “Definitely not.”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She sighs, unfurling her wings slightly, fluttering them. “Well, okay then. You caught me.” She chuckles softly

[dickstrideer]

Dirk moved closer to her, looking over her wings and letting out a soft noise, reaching out before hesitating. “Can I?”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She grins, nodding. “Of course you can touch em!” She flutters them again, extending one out to him.

[dickstrideer]

dirk smiled a bit, reaching out to carefully tun his hand over her wing, humming softly

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She sighs softly when his hand brushes her wing, a small noise bubbling from between her lips. “Mmmnn.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk let out a soft laugh, smiling at her as he gently brushed his thumb over her feathers.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She sucked in a soft breath between her teeth, a pleasant shiver rolling down her spine. “I take it you like my wings, Dirky?”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk paused, moving his hand back before nodding a bit. “Yeah, theyre pretty-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

“No, no, keep touching them if you want! They’re just rly…..” She trails off for a moment, her cheeks turning a pale pink “Sensitive.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk blinked, nodding after a few seconds and gently running his hand over the top of her wing, following the bone.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She bites her lip gently, another shiver running down her spine. “These things are great, I can even fly with em.” She chuckles softly

[dickstrideer]

Dirk hummed softly, carefully moving a feather up so he could watch the way the light reflected off of it before he moved his hand back, plopping into the grass cause fuck standing. “Really? They look big enough to carry someone-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She grins, wiggling her eyebrows. “You want me to take you to cloud nine, Dirky?” She giggles, plopping down, sitting Indian style on the grass.

[dickstrideer]

dirk had to snort at her, rolling his eyes as he shifted and flopped down over her legs. “Do it, I always wondered what that was like.” He joked, snickering.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

Her hands automatically went to his hair, gently carding through the strands. “I mean, if you want me to. It depends on which cloud nine you want hon.” She giggles, winking goodnaturedly at him

[dickstrideer]

Dirks eyes slid shut, relaxing into her hands and murmuring softly. “Could you fly me around like some kind of amazing wonder woman?” He asked, cracking open an eye to grin at her

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She snorts before laughing softly. “Anything for you Dirky.” She hums softly, grinning down at him before pressing a kiss to his nose, continuing carding her fingers through his hair

[dickstrideer]

dirk grinned more, kissing her chin as he let his eye close again, cooing happily as he shifted, moving so he could loop his arms around her.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She breathed out a small laugh; leaning forward and pecking his lips gently. “Before you fly, humming bird, you must learn to hover.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk pecked her lips in return, rolling his eyes at her and cupping her face. “Nerd.”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

“You’re the nerd, Dirky. “She giggles softly, her hands looped under him and she gestures with her eyes. “We’re literally hovering and you didn’t notice.”

[jameswintersoldatbarnes]

“Nah you are.” He blinked, looking at her in surprise before glancing towards the side. “oh-!”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She giggled again, pecking his cheek softly. “It looks like I swept you off your feet, Dirky.”

[dickstrideer]

“Oh my god.” He snorted, wrapping his arms around her again and pecking her nose. “Dork.”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She laughs again, nuzzling his nose gently. “You love it, Dirk.”

[dickstrideer]

“I do.@ He teased, kissing her lightly

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She kissed him back, pressing little kisses on his lips and cheeks. “You wanna fly now?”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk laughed softly, clinging to her a bit tighter. “Sure.”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She purrs softly against his cheek, kissing his lips quickly once more and chuckling. “Okay dirky, hold on!”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk nodded, nuzzling her and nodding, looping his arms around her neck and kissing her cheek. “Ok.”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

Her arms wrap around his waist securely and her wings start moving, stirring the air around them and she moves further from the ground. She looks at him when she’s reached around thirty feet in the air. “You okay Dirky?” She nuzzles his cheek, pressing a small kiss there

[dickstrideer]

Dirk nodded, giggling as he nuzzled her back, looking over her shoulder as he wrapped his legs around her, clinging to her and kissing her cheek in return.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She smiled, wiggling her eyebrows. “Hold on tight then!” She swooped down, gaining enough momentum to soar higher, still clinging onto him as she sailed past the roof of the house.

[dickstrideer]

Dirk just clung to her, laughing as he pressed his face into her shoulder, keeping his arms tight around her shoulders.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She laughed loudly as she pulled a U turn and flapped her wings hard, propelling them to the pool in the backyard. “Whatcha think Dirk?”

[jameswintersoldatbarnes]

Dirk let out an undignified noise when she did the uturn, clinging to her tighter. “Its fun, but maybe you should tell me when youre gonna projectile us towards the gr o u nd-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She snorts but nods silently, kissing his cheek, starting to float back down to the ground. “I can’t fly much more.”

[dickstrideer]

“Thats fine.” He hummed, kissing her cheek gently and loosening his grip on her a little bit.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She hummed back at him, nuzzling his cheek gently as she lands, her wings fluttering slightly

[dickstrideer]

Dirk nuzzled her back, kissing her cheek as he kept his arms around her.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She giggled, kissing his nose lightly as she sits them down in the grass, pulling him onto her lap. “You’re precious, you know that?”

[dickstrideer]

dirk stuck his tongue out at her, pressing against her and kissing her cheek again. “Shhh.”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She stuck out her tongue at him and chuckled. “Nuuuuu! You can’t make me Dirky.” She snuggles up to him

[dickstrideer]

Dirk grumbled at her; tucking his face into her shoulder. “Shhhh-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She hums softly, nipping his ear once playfully. “Why don’t ya make me Dirky?” She giggled softly

[dickstrideer]

Dirk grumbled more, hiding his face as his ears went pink. “Shhhhhh rox-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

“What’s wrong Dirky? ” She hummed, her arms wrapping around his waist lightly. “You’re too cute to be flustered like this, honey.” She purred the last part next to his ear

[dickstrideer]

Dirk huffed at her, his face getting even redder as he lightly hit her arm. “Stooop-” He whined, grumbling at her as he pouted.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

“Fiiiiiiiiiiine Dirk.” She fluffed her wings a bit before settling back on the grass, pouting back at him. Her hands find their way back to his hair and she begins playing with it

[dickstrideer]

Dirk stuck his tongue out at her, but relaxed when she started playing with his hair, letting his eyes flutter shut as he murmured happily.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She chuckles, darting forward slightly to kiss his cheek. “Betcha weren’t expecting that.” She sighed softly

[dickstrideer]

dirk stuck his tongue out at her, turning his head to kiss her lightly. “Nerd.”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She murmurs softly against his lips, nipping at his lower lip lightly. “Goofball.”

[dickstrideer]

Dirk hummed, parting his lips a bit and cupping her cheeks.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

Her hands slide down to wrap around his waist and her tongue darted between his lips for a split moment to tease his tongue before retreating. She hums against his lips in response

[dickstrideer]

Dirk murmured, gently tugging on her bottom lip with a huff.

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She lets out a sound that’s a mixture of a whine and a groan and she turns her head slightly, deepening the kiss. Her arms tighten around his waist and she pulls him closer

[dickstrideer]

Dirk pressed against her, murmuring quietly as he shuddered. “Mmm-”

[sassyalphys-blog1]

She hums against his lips, her tongue darting in to tease his again. "Mmh~"