"I can't find any of my underwear.."
âDidst you leave it at the mat of laundries?â
âNo-- we fixed the washer, I havenât had to go in a while.â
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@sassydxmsel
"I can't find any of my underwear.."
âDidst you leave it at the mat of laundries?â
âNo-- we fixed the washer, I havenât had to go in a while.â
sassydxmsel started following you
Hercules returned the kiss and deepened it, his hands roaming over every inch of her bare body. His lips and teeth moved to her neck, slowly straddling her.
Meg adjusted under her husband, her fingers trailing through his hair as she rolled her head back, offering him more room. âI thought you wanted sleep?â she teased.
sassydxmsel started following you
âMmm there are two sides to the coin of passion,â he mused with a cheeky grin, sliding under the covers with her
âThat there areâ her fingers slipped through his hair as she pulled him down and into another soft kiss.Â
Did any of your children inherit Herc's strength?
âTwo of them, one of the boys and our youngest daughter. The rest have other gifts, but not his super powers Iâm afraid.â
Hercules had decided to clear his head, go for a walk. He didnât want to act in anger, instead he wanted to calm himself, so they could talk civily. It was however bad luck, that while he was out, the grey magic had struck, and suddenly he was Hercules no more. He was Joe, the construction worker now, and seemed rather confused. It wasnât until he saw Meg, that something clicked â-Oh, uh hey!â he waved a bit â-sorry, I know this is probably weird, or some shit like that but uh.. are you that broad whoâs wall I patched up last week? Iâm a bit.. turned around,â he wiped his hand off on his jeans and flashed a lazy grin â-Thânames Joe.. I work construction here,â
âHercules, I know we had a fight-- but this is immature, even for youâ Meg frowned as she crossed her arms under her chest. what kind of game was her husband playing at? Was this really all because her cursed body had slept with another man?
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Hercules returned the tender kiss and smiled softly â-now.. you need sleep.. I suspect you will feel awful in the morningâŚâ he said, sighing a bit â-I do wish we were not as.. explosive..â
âIâll be fine, after raising five children, nothing effects me anymoreâ she promised, pecking his lips once more before moving to slide under the covers. âIf we weren't so passionate, we would not be us, my sun.â
Did any of your children inherit Herc's strength?
âTwo of them, one of the boys and our youngest daughter. The rest have other gifts, but not his super powers Iâm afraid.â
âThat is not my intent, do not twist my words,â he put his head in his hands and took a slow breath â-your mind, your heart no.. but your body. I am not angry that you, or whomever.. did it.. I am angry because you kept it hidden,â
âIt wasnât as if it was something I strived to hide from you, you asked me and I was honest. I have nothing to hide-- it was Elena who laid with him, you know if I had any control it never would have happenedâ she sighed, wondering where the peace had gone and why she now felt covered by a dark cloud.
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âThat is a perk⌠any man who wishes to wed them will have much to handle.. so only a man who loves them truly will be willing to deal with it,â he smiled at her kindly, cupping her cheek â-they are blessings.. all of them,â
âPerhaps-- all the same even if they do truly love them, they have three older brothers who they will have to convince as well as their fatherâ she smiled, leaning up to kiss his lips. âThat they are.â
Did any of your children inherit Herc's strength?
âTwo of them, one of the boys and our youngest daughter. The rest have other gifts, but not his super powers Iâm afraid.â
âIt matters to me,â he countered â-you are the only woman Iâve ever laid with.. to know another man has.. had you. It is a lot to absorb.. and I deserved to hear so from you.. no from a grey face,â
âBut it was not me who laid with him, you know I would never betray you like that, the woman who slept with him is long gone, youâre making me feel like some street whore...â
Did any of your children inherit Herc's strength?
âTwo of them, one of the boys and our youngest daughter. The rest have other gifts, but not his super powers Iâm afraid.â
herculxs:
âI understand.. you were not yourself⌠but I wish youâd have told me of this when we first met⌠or sooner. I did not wish to find out in this⌠wretched way.â
âIt wasnât something I thought mattered, as if you had slept with anyone during the curse it would not have mattered to me because neither of us were ourselves.â
sassydxmsel started following you
âMmm.. like her mother,â he teased â-doesnât let anyone stop her⌠I suspect any man who plans to court her will have his hands full.â
âI pitty that man, and them our demure little Helia, ever the lady, till her strength gets the better of her. I fear we might never find men who can handle our girls.â
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âIt was dear Celio.. she was the only one who made your stomach ill, remember? You chewed on Erras Root day and night. You didnât want me to go, because you were afraid sheâd come and Iâd be off somewhere,â
âI recall. . . .and she has yet to stop putting my stomach on edge, that child fears nothingâ Meg muttered, her oldest daughter, and by far the child who looked the most like her besides their oldest son had a knack for finding danger and jumping in head first.Â
sassydxmsel started following you
âOnce,â he reminded â-The Kraken. Forty nights at sea, I spent hours clinging to itâs back with my sword in my teeth, waiting for a chance to strike without drowning,â he smiled fondly as he thought back. â-black blood, as thick as mud,â
âAh-- right, I had almost forgotten, I was pregnant with Celiope, right?â it was either her or their oldest, they didnât have children right away, it was after they deal had been struck by the river that they became pregnant with Thanos, then Celiope, followed by Banae and finally the twins who took after their father.
sassydxmsel started following you
âI donât mind..â he shrugged â-I suppose there is more to hunt here.. I understand mountain lions,â Herc loved wrestling lions, though he found them a bit of a bore after the Nemian affair.Â
âThere are-- and if you want a challenge the sea is also close by. I donât think youâve ever had to fight something in the ocean have you?â Meg frowned as she racked her brain, trying to sort through her husbandâs many conquests.Â
Did any of your children inherit Herc's strength?
âTwo of them, one of the boys and our youngest daughter. The rest have other gifts, but not his super powers Iâm afraid.â
The man was quiet for a while, and he took a seat. â-I see⌠was he⌠acceptable?â
âI donât know-- there is much from the curse that is still being processed, it all seems like a dream. But I think that was my curse, Elena gave herself too easily and none of the callers were ever. . .Well you, my soulmate.â
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âHelia.. she helped me butcher it, and we had chops for a week,â he grinned â-I miss that.. fresh mutton,â
âAh-- yes, she was sad because she found out too late it was with babes, just as well though-- that spring we had far too many to handle. Iâm sure there are sheep somewhere in Storybrook.âÂ
Did any of your children inherit Herc's strength?
âTwo of them, one of the boys and our youngest daughter. The rest have other gifts, but not his super powers Iâm afraid.â
âI was approached by a face of grey⌠saying that during the curse you had been⌠unfaithful.â
âDuring the curse I was not me, I was Elena and she did have a few callers, but if I recall only one of them made it to the bed.âÂ
sassydxmsel started following you
Hercules nodded â-it was also for that, but I think an anniversary gift as well.. you know Jason cleared fifty yards?â
âAnd was still upset when his sister beat him by ten, and he still broke one of the sheepâs legs. . . .Or was that Helia. . .â