Hello Random Citizen

Just a  nice (I try a little) weird blog. I don't really know. I post fandom things, funny stuff, anime, or just anything else really.

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[sickbrokenangel]

[sickbrokenangel]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING RESPONSE IVE EVER GOTTEN ON ANY OF MY POSTS EVER

[knifenymph]

change does not come from a place of comfort

[aquareaper3]

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

[homofied]

[opalfairy]

[freakoutgirl]

how it feels to accept you're fucked forever

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[evilvillain123456789]

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

[mtfoss]

Okay so normal rules then

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

[encryptidarchivist]

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

oh wow… how serene…

[mightyoctopus]

[ID: A group of gar fish edited to be in a field at sunset. /end ID]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[dovesick]

various types of pigeons

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[bleu-guacamole]

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

[dragonfreckles]

context for anyone who doesn’t have timestamps turned on

[spiribia]

it's actually sick you get tired of eating the same food over and over when some animals they just eat grass all day mind you. just another pointless challenge mechanic added in by big universe to get you to go to the grocery store

[snippybaby]

Was literally thinking about this when I gave the rabbits their breakfast, the same dry pellets they get twice a day every day, and they were so hyped for it, as they always are. Why can't I have that where are my pellets #mypellets

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[roxyfication]

no more sex. we ran out of sex

[roxyfication]

[cultheadquarters]

The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[kabber]

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014