hella enchanted

Howdy y'all and welcome to Arby's. None of this is real so please calm down.

[druckers]

i would fuck him [remembers im talking about a real person] um [remembers its normal to be attracted to people] i would fuck him

[redstonedust]

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

[irate-iguana]

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

[mockiatoh]

Stop that’s too funny

[suiheisen]

you're doing amazing sweetie KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025)

bonus:

[contemptible-scoundrel]

saying "the age of 30 is in demand" near an elf and she looks at you with abject disgust

[xcarbon]

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[saturnisfallingdown]

the worst part of the deleted scenes is that i understand why they cut every single one and theres this palpable difference where you can tell its moreso just ryan gosling and james ortiz having fun on set than narratively serving grace and rocky. this however has led to my new demand for a 3 hour movie of ryan gosling and james ortiz having fun on set muppet style.

[cowboybrunch]

listen i'm not here to tell you how to live your life nor how to title your novel. but can we please move on from a blank of blank and blank. we have so many a blank of blank and blanks. the shelves are full of a blank of blank and blanks. it's enough. can we do something else now

[storyweavingspider]

Hitting the nosferatu is the most respectful way to approach a cat, as it allows them to acknowledge your approach and sniff your finger

[making-friendos]

Ferocious little beast

[aphractal2]

physical manifestations of health bar?

[rabdoidal]

modern adaptation of the odyssey in the same vein as movies like To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995), The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994), and The Birdcage (1996) in which Odysseus and his husband Percy own a bar in california called Ithaca and after Odysseus helps his friend Agamemnon organise a pride month music festival in Fire Island, he drunkenly agrees to journey back to San Francisco on a tour bus filled with kooky drag queens on their way to Palm Springs

[rabdoidal]

modern adaptation of the odyssey in the same vein as movies like To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995), The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994), and The Birdcage (1996) in which Odysseus and his husband Percy own a bar in california called Ithaca and after Odysseus helps his friend Agamemnon organise a pride month music festival in Fire Island, he drunkenly agrees to journey back to San Francisco on a tour bus filled with kooky drag queens on their way to Palm Springs

[owenhcrper]

dr ryland "bad lab practice" grace

[angelotheque]

[veyoux]

when you know THAT scene is gonna be fire 🔥

…but you still have to reach it somehow…

[timetravelingauthor]

No one ever talks about how heavy a checkovs gun is to carry through 100,000s of words and not fire it off to early or go “hehehehe” in the author notes.

[donjuaninhell]

I swear, some of you people somehow manage to possess all of the three most unfortunate character traits someone can have: a) kinda stupid, b) obnoxiously contrarian, c) deeply annoying.

[tockthewatchdog]

stuff you say when you don’t give a fuck about women quite frankly

[cardassiangoodreads]

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill