DragonFreckles

it/she | Silly fanfic author and artist

[dragonfreckles]

Links:

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Twitch

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General Tags:

#freckled art , #freckled fic

Fic/AUs/Projects:

#effigy of eden : AU turned original project! Capitalism dystopia featuring cloned soldiers raised to fight in a decades-long war

Website Link: https://effigy-of-eden.neocities.org/

#memory deprived : SDP Severance AU

AO3 Link: Memory Deprived

#totsbtvoacvn(tbfnmtgip) : SDP isekai'd into a dating sim

AO3 Link: That One Time Schlatt Became the Villainess of a Cliché Visual Novel (To Be Fair, Nobody Mentioned This Game Isekais People!)

#one heck of a reunion : Coltland Gentry get sent on the PHM mission

AO3 Link: One Heck of a Reunion

#sdp magical girl au

Interests:

#sleep deprived podcast , #da banana channel

#pinkcensor

#schlaztro , #ramskull

#goslingverse : for those who like to throw all the geese into a blender. Anyways here's my take on the family and also another updated one

#murdersuicide : Richard Haywood/Henry Letham. I cannot. get them out of my head

#bloodymary

#coltland twins , #coltlandgentry , #the grace family

#detective beebo

#bábel

[kyri45]

Time for things to get worse before they get worse before they get worse before-

(Second backup AU! PREV )

[dredsina]

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

When we bought our car, I told Sean to let me handle it. I walked in and said "We have X for a down payment and cannot pay more than Y in monthly payments." My Y number had some leeway, but I didn't mention that.

First thing the sales guy did after I laid down the rules was turn to Sean and go, "What's your number?" And Sean said. "Oh, no, you negotiate with Gayle."

So, strike one for the sales guy. Could not divide and conquer us by implying THE MAN would not surprised at what I laid down.

Sales guy then had to confer with his manager and left us at his desk for several minutes. I have a vague recollection (this was 16 years ago) of Sean and I amusing ourselves doing bits about the other people there to look at cars. I am sure we did not give off the stressed or nervous energy they were hoping for.

Guy comes back. His first offer is fifty dollars a month more than I told him we could pay. I looked at him and said "I gave you our upper limit."

"Well, but what's another 50 bucks a month?"

"Something I can't afford."

He didn't know what to do with my open and unashamed admittal that I had a budget because my money was finite.

He went back to talk to the manager again.

It took two more rounds of "I told you what I can afford" before he finally came back 20 bucks under what I'd stated as my max.

The trick to resisting high-stress sales tactics is doing the math at home, knowing exactly what you can afford, and then walking into the room and stating that number minus 15%. Then refusing to budge from that number. Never, ever, meet then where they want. Always meet them where you want. Because at the end of the day, you can walk away and go somewhere else and say "I told the people at Z what my terms were, and they refused to work with me. Here are my terms. Meet them, and you make a sale today."

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr will see a pathetic little fool composed of vengeance and tomfoolery and instantaneously respond with:

[parkchanwoohoo]

[sandpapersnowman]

NFKSJFJF @goldturnedgray you have had such a beautiful vision of the future

[unheardoracle]

I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like

"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."

[fexalted]

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

[dragonfreckles]

@averyysplats

[unpeeled-human]

stop telling me what not to draw. i do not care

[bravelycowering]

i had a vision

[pukicho]

Welcome to the gang. I'll give you your new gang name. Baby Beebo. That's your new gang name. We work hard but we play harder.

[pinkelotjeart]

the fact this post is NOT about the hit indie game Detective Beebo and just someone making a silly joke is crazy.

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[nianeyna]

[astriiformes]

Context for this is a German learning app I've been using but I really love the picture it paints outside of that. 9,951 genders.

[habken]

the twins' reunion vs time dilation

[embracedfire]

Wrangling his brothers that seem to attract trouble

[fluffyfoxtails]

remember! when someone vents about racism instead of using their post to confess your sins you can simply☝️ Shut The Fuck Up

[yossyislandd]

[fluffyfoxtails]

okay im not done. Like. Sure. I get the urge to confess stuff too in similar situations, I have OCD, I get it, but you gotta remember 1. this person did not ask for that information 2. you are only burdening them with the heavy implication they are there to absolve you which is not something they should ever have to do (why should they?) and 3. kinda making it about you, you know? that's not cool. And so you must harness the power of Shutting the Fuck Up.

[dyke-uncle]

The artist in the image is Charlotte Zhang featured at the Alice Gallery

[flying-potato2]

link to the exhibition

[monkeyislandtwo]

fonts will be named shit like viscera antique, 16 bit dreams, doctor's orders, bingo condensed, googly, wish you were here

[equos-bipes]

for your consideration

[strangerconnection]

you know, i don't remember

[kyri45]

Special issue! All about our lovely man on the chair!

PILOT - ISSUE #2 - ISSUE #4 (on my Ko-Fi!)

Concept by ne and @sam-i-am-27 !