SASUKEEEE

I love stupid Sasuke things <3

[funeraryfairy]

That girl you just called a bitch? That’s actually sasuke uchiha 

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

[sylveon-moved]

[sexkuraa]

WHAT THE FUCK

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@team8

[saintzeez]

@jhnmaus

[goodscreencaps]

[shitthesignssay]

How the signs respond to “Sasuke Uchiha”

Aries- sasuke uchiha! ^_^

Taurus- s-sasuke…?

Gemini- I LOVE YOU SASUKE UCHIHA!

Cancer- you teh man sasukeh <3

Leo-  Well, why wouldn’t sasuke uchiha love me?

Virgo- who the fuck is a sauce

Libra- Are you from the Uchiha clan?

Scorpio- 

Sagittarius- i am sasuke uchiha’s #1 fangirl!

Capricorn- SASUNARU KYAAAA!!! >////« *nosebleds*

Aquarius- 4chan

Pisces- i dont watch naruto lmao

[byakogan]

[mystic-oarfish]

When his sharingan activates, so does his winged eyeliner

[terriamon]

naruto wouldn’t treat me like this

[myblogmyrulesmymess]

sasuke probably would

[aquagrunt]

Attention straight boys I have a question only you can answer

[thx]

yes?

[aquagrunt]

why is my cars check engine light on

[terriamon]

“Tch, like I would reveal to you the secret of the Uchiha Clan so easily”

[sasukeismyprince]

teachers calling roll 15 years from now: john, samantha, julio (deep sigh)... sasuke

[fuuin]

[shut-it-usuratonkachi]

Bonus: 

[junket]

I love Naruto but haven't really keeping up with it, could you explain the awkward politician thing because it sounds amazing.

Sasuke decides after hearing the same story about his brother from three different people (INCLUDING HIS BROTHER) that instead of completely destroying Konoha he now wants to be the Hokage. So he shows up in the middle of a ninja world war to announce his candidacy and up until this point he has LITERALLY been an international terrorist. Everyone is dying around him and he’s like “Hey guys vote for Sasuke lmao.” Naruto’s just like…’glad to have you back buddy, but also - fuck you’, and everyone else is like ‘yeah, Sasuke, fuck you’. So he’s just standing around like - “Alright, but the offer is still there - think about it - Sasuke Uchiha: Ninja President.” 

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The meeting - Read right to left :D

hahaha sorry but I’m so sad today…Uchiha girls are the best :)

[stinkbrat]

you ever just think about sasuke uchiha too much for your own good

[entous-art]

Where’s your enthusiasm Sasuke?

Happy Halloween!

(Please excuse the fact Sarada has black-rimmed glasses. I was going to add a background to those last scenes but it looked very tacky, so I decided against it.)

[nostalgic-air]