everyone get fatter NOW!!!

cait, 32, she/her, plus size babe & plus size bridal stylist ✨ tumblr elder i love bg3

[unicouniuni]

2020.06.20

[0palheart]

Me when im in an area

[orcboxer]

really nothing quite as addictive as saying "We should kill her" in the same voice a sorority girl would suggest going to the mall

[sacred-portal]

[bigyoshienergy]

Burger mother and burger child

Makes me smile a burger smiled :)

[mypoorcanary]

[dinobot]

we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[aquagrunt]

Jesse’s always in such a bad fucking mood whenever we travel and it is soooooooo annoying

[ordr]

[linddzz]

Actual image of me fighting for my fucking life on discord

[linddzz]

Them: WHAT ELSE

Me, crying, broken: the suckers can leave hickies also they taste with their suckers 😭😭😭😭

[linddzz]

[dooptwo]

when the function has your lucky fruit!

[rooji-r]

[flickringghosts]

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[pyrrhuria]

i dont knowwwwww

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

i was playing overclown earlier and there were like 2 jesters guarding the jokepoint and we had three fucking booboos on our team that wouldnt switch to something useful like a bozo or a bongo and right as we were capturing the first point this goddamn kookoo used his clown car ultimate and won them the match. terrible game

[sanitymakesposts]

Diversity win: you’re a weird little thing

[schmata]

I know what it means to be friends. Friends is when you’re 2 horsies lying down with your necks together and your legs stuck out

[schmata]

friends is this ^