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They-call-me-sasukeuza

@sasukeuza

95 posts

May 5, 2018

relatablepoetryandquotes

“One text from you will brighten my whole day.”

via @love-diaries

@just-an0ther-s0ul

May 5, 2018

relatablepoetryandquotes

“I’d rather lose the argument, than lose the relationship.”

via @love-diaries

@just-an0ther-s0ul

May 5, 2018

My dad would swear and then say, “Excuse my French”

Keep reading

May 5, 2018

relatablepoetryandquotes

“A day without you is always incomplete.”

via @love-diaries

@just-an0ther-s0ul

May 5, 2018

May 5, 2018

allvideogaming.tumblr.com

May 5, 2018

just-shower-thoughts

Technically, All the money you’ve spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

May 5, 2018

just-shower-thoughts

If dentists make money off unclean teeth, why would you buy a toothpaste 4/5 of them recommend.

Apr 23, 2018

bigmistake-production

Apr 23, 2018

bigmistake-production

for @justelathings

bigmistake-production

bonus

it’s so stupid.

Apr 23, 2018

bigmistake-production

Bandit and ela maybe with iq being mad saying should be me the other girls up say poor girl

Oh, Lord, how disgusting that looks

Apr 23, 2018

quiet-glucose-blog

Hugs anyone?

bigmistake-production

^W^

Apr 23, 2018

Operators playing sports

Fuze: My plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Twitch: Well, there goes your social life.

Apr 23, 2018

“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?”

— Lion, most likely

Apr 23, 2018

“It’s time to kick gum and chew ass, and I’m all out of ass.”

— Recruit

Apr 23, 2018

Smoke: I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Lion: I love the smell of cyanide in the morning.

Smoke: What the fuck did you do to my coffee.

Apr 23, 2018

Shit only the GSG9 would do

Courtesy of Mod Bandit’s Discord friends.

Bandit: Fuck! We are surrounded, what now?

Ela: Is there a way to trick them? Get them away from most the team?

Jager: …

Jager: Don’t you like to fuck everything?

Bandit: WHY THIS NOW? WE NEED TO WORK ON A DISTRACTION

Jager: I HAVE AN IDEA!

terrorist rounds the corner and finds them

jager aggressively points to ela

Jager: USE THAT COOTER TO STOP A SHOOTER!

mod bandit sent me a certain clip of random conversation not gonna lie, this is horrendous. but i laughed so im posting

… and there is the original picture the joke was from

— mod smoke, obviously —

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