Incorrect Sausaku Quotes

I like to repost sasusaku things I don’t own most of the stuff on here so don’t @me if u r the real owner to anything just tell me and I’ll take it down🙃

[sasusaku4l]

Hello?

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Ok guys I’m back ❤️

I will be posting more quotes soon 👁💧👄💧👁

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Are you still alive I love your quotes❤️

Yes I am very much alive 🥰❤️❤️🤪

Thx

[whyamistillalivern]

Guyyysss I posted Sasuke Shinden: The Teachers Star Pupil go and enjoy my children 😌

Click the pink

I saved you guys 👖she needed pants so I gave her some

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There had been some complaints about saradas short ass skirt so I gave her some pants which her mother should have done but that’s besides the point I hope that I have helped shield your eyes 🚪🚶🏾‍♀️

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[whyamistillalivern]

Guyyysss I posted Sasuke Shinden: The Teachers Star Pupil go and enjoy my children 😌

Click the pink

[sasusaku4l]

I put this up on my other acc just in case you guys wanna read this. Srry I forgot

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At the dinner table

*6yo Sarada pouts*

Sakura:what’s wrong dear.

Sarada:*crosses arms* hmfp I got in a fight with my boyfriend.

Sasuke:*spits food across table*

BOYFRIEND?

Sakura:aw it’s ok things like this happen, me an daddy have fights all the time.

Sasuke: Sakura she’s 6!

Sarada:dad this has nothing to do with you.

Sasuke:uhhhh this has EVERYTHING to do

with me.

And what the hells with this attitude. YOUR 6.

Sakura:calm down Sasuke just leave her be.

Sasuke:*looks at her*

Sasuke: HHHEELLLL NO SHES SIX!

Sasuke: *looks back at sarada* who is he ?!

Sarada: hmpf

Sasuke: I’m beattin all y’all asses

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Sarada:Dad?

Sasuke:I’m sorry I was being proud of you too loud?

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Sarada:out of all of the people on my list Boruto will always be at the top.

Sakura:what list?

Sarada:the list of people I’m going to kill.

Sakura:[nervous laughter]

Sarada:[psychotic laugh]

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If Sakura and Sasuke ever put 4 yo Sarada in a beauty Pageant.

*Sasuke helping her with the dress*

Sarada:daddy what about the tiara?

Sasuke:we didn’t buy one we can just use the one from last year.

Sarada: are we poor?

Sasuke:...

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Sasuke:Sakura your like an angel with no wings. :)

Sakura:so like...a human.

Sarada:is this what happens when he tries to flirt.

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Sorry I haven’t been able to post lately I had some stuff to take care of.

But I found the Sasuke shinden novel and I was wondering if you guys want me to post it.

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Can u do a quote with sasuke being overprotective of Sakura and sarada❤️❤️

I am currently working on one so look forward to it soon😌💖💖

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Over text

Boruto:hey Sarada you wanna u know... thinking about u makes me happy😉👀

Sarada:actually this is sarada’s father

I swear if you ever see her again I will come over there and beat you in your head with a bat.

Boruto:Actually sir, the second amendment of the Konoha Constitution Entitles me to use a firearm to protect myself against uninvited home intruders...Thusly, should you enter my property with the intent to inflict harm on me or any residents thereof, it would be within my constitutional rights to discharge the firearm that my family keeps for protection against threats such as yours.May I please, speak with your daughter?

Sarada:Um, actually this is Sarada trying to psych you out...you’d actually threaten to shoot my dad?...jerk.

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I swear to GOD I am sooooo excited to watch these !!!🤪🥳🥳

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Thank you guys for 50 gummy bears 👾👾🥳🥳

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I got this off of tik tok so enjoy this 🙃

Sasuke playing house with 4 yo sarada

Sarada: weres the RENT!!!

Sasuke: you don’t have to raise your voice.

Sarada: YOU PAY NOW!!!!

*holds $20 Monopoly money*

Sasuke: I’ll pay you half.

Sarada: YOU PAY NOW BITCH

Sasuke: hey don’t talk to me like that.

Sarada: I’m tired of this crap.

Sasuke: I thought I was clear in my email that I needed a couple of weeks.

Sarada: I work to hard.

Sasuke: can I just get two more weeks.

Sarada: I WANT MY MONEY!!!!!

Sasuke: you need to relax!

Sarada: your a aszhole

Sasuke: Uu-uh

Sarada: I want my money bitch

Sasuke: hey don’t call me bitch I’m a Grown man!!

Sarada: bish.....bitc....bich

Sasuke: god your mean

*sasuke fake cries*

Sarada: HAAhAAhaHAHAHAHAAAAAa

Sasuke: hey don’t make fun of me crying.

Sarada: you’ll be evicted.

Sasuke:I’m not doing so good sarada.

Sarada: I’LL. PUT. YOU. ON. THE. STREETS.

Sasueke: Sarada, I’m gonna pay you. I’m working three jobs right now, I’m working nights, I’m driving a cab

Sarada: I’m gonna smack you.

Sasuke: ok you know what, you need to relax.

Sarada: *screams* I WANT MY MONEEEEYY!!!

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Okiee guys my hiatus ends tmrw I’m gonna post quotes at around noon

Nobody sent anything 😭

It’s lonely 😞