What a sight to behold.

He/it, Autistic, probably has more mental illnesses, may have PTSD, not very good with people.

[satanhelpusall]

rrgrgrgrgrge I wanna interact with people

[satanhelpusall]

[ajarorworms]

i stand with the theory that mephone4s abilities come from the fact cobs murdered unborn baby shimmer and injected the sparkly powers into meohone4 making him all wacky and silly

[windowscrazyerror-archive-deact]

I think deep down the entire II fandom knows Steve Cobs is faggy as hell but no one’s brave enough to admit it except for me. Aaand post

[windowscrazyerror-archive-deact]

I am the arbiter of trtuth of obect show opinions fuck you. I know everything. They should make steve cobs gay. They should make mephone gay as well. I’m everything

[neatotothethirddegree]

Fun Fact Corn can also be found in many non-food items such as fireworks, glue, paint, dyes, laundry detergent, soap, antibiotics, cosmetics, and in the production of plastics. Cant believe Soap is the Step-daughter to Steve Cobs - funfactanon

CORN IS EVERYWHERE WTF,,, LEAVE GET OUT

[fennec-that-loves-jesters]

There’s two types of people with Steve Cobs; you want him dead and hate him with your guts, or you like him and simp for him. I’ve yet to see an inbetween

[windowscrazyerror-archive-deact]

I never know how to refer to Steve Cobs because in canon everyone but himself just calls him Cobs but like I’m his husband so I’m on a first name  basis with him. But if I just say Steve I’m worried people will think I’m talking about wanting to kiss Steve Minecraft

[chipsfunnies]

god. Fan interns for Cobs. He can see Fan's computer screen at all times and history and it's just constantly searching for "cobs feet" "steve cobs giant" "steve cobs shrinks you POV"

cobs calls him into his office and is like "dude if youre going to look at this stuff during work at least try and hide it. why did you think it was a good idea to make one of my feet pics your desktop background"

[decompose1]

Also if ur up for it.. ♫ Steve Cobs *looks at u*

Redesign your Logo by Lemon Demon

"Think about it this way: guided evolution This will be a new breed, cutting edge but classic Fully complementary, bold and self-sufficient Symbolizing freedom and, of course, your product When the logo's finished, then we will unveil it Seven billion people instantly enlightened Everyone's rebranded, all the fighting's over Say goodbye to conflict, that design's rejected

There's no longer language, only recognition There's no longer country, only corporate colors Color makes us hungry, hunger makes us human Everyone can see it, everything's connected"

[fennec-that-loves-jesters]

Pinkie’s Brew the Living Tombstone remix but it’s about Steve Cobs cooking shimmers and forcing Fan to watch 

[fennec-that-loves-jesters]

I feel like this needs to be said;

Why is Cobs my comfort character?

First off, I do not support Cobs’ actions AT ALL. Coming from a person who suffers family abuse frequently day to day, I don’t like Cobs for how he treats the Mephones. He’s a horrible person.

That being said, I enjoy his character. I think it’s neat. Something about it attracts me to him. I think it’s the fact I haven’t really seen a character like him in a object show before. (I’ve only watched four object shows) I always liked the villains too, so it could be that as well.

I know I’ve already messed up some mutuals I could’ve possibly made just by liking cobs. It hurts to think about, but it’ll happen sometimes. It’s just the Internet.

Being bi and not liking my natural female body, I get gender envy easily. Cobs is an example here. I kin him only for this reason. No abuse or anything. Just because he’s smart and gender envy.

The comfort comes mostly from my biggest comfort ship right now. Toilet and Cobs. That leads to something else to be said

Why do I ship Toilet and Cobs?

The two characters are comfort for me, and from an offhand joke my friend made, it just spiraled down into seriousness. I’ve done many art of it but will never post it due to the probability of getting hate, kicked out of the fandom, or worse like death threats. I only post it on instagram since the fandom is cool with it there.

So there. That’s a lot of information I know. You are glad to ignore this whole thing. Just wanted to clear things up before anything is said about me that’s not true. I do not support Cobs’ actions and I do not stan cobs. Thank you

[handsomejackai]

who tagged my steve cobs drawing as #wife . handsome jack stans and cobs enjoyers are the same people

[darrellpilled2-archive]

Steve Cobs impregnation count is also in the thousands that's why he's a horrible father

he has the robot children he created to sell his Products and the normal children he spawned by having too much unprotected bisexual sex

[fennec-that-loves-jesters]

I made this during a breakdown

[scarabteeth]

whatever man (mes my phone)

ft. a silly rreference to how my actual phone broke

[chuckchuck228]

Yo do you remember this post? Sooooooo I yeah. Actor au