simmer down

i dont kneowww

[pjackk]

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

[dogpuppy]

[sreegs]

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

[radwolf76]

Canny Mountain, Charlie!

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[lovefortayley]

I think she's in a band?! Ice in My Oj in Minneapolis.

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[papillon-de-mai]

[detournementsmineurs]

“Tadea Arias de Enríquez” (detail) by Francisco Goya, 1789.

[designobjectory]

Estee Lauder collectible vintage enameled rabbit powder compact

[snototter]

A Galapagos sea lion (Zalophus wollebaeki) in Galapagos, Ecuador

by divindk

[badassdemonsword]

[melancholic-whimsy]

they hate me for my flat facial expressions and inability to contribute to conversations

[skyeshades]

been reading homestuck. its going great

[oneheadtoanother]

[sacred-portal]

[sacred-portal]

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

[requiem-on-water]

by Christian Spencer

[natureisthegreatestartist]

What's this? The red-lined bubble snail (Bullina lineata), a marine gastropod. Bizarre and beautiful, yes?

[organiccyborg]

i am strange and i look like a peppermint. is that ok .