Get Out

Unless you’re my boss, then that’s fine

[satans-assistant-offical]

I like my boss

[satans-assistant-offical]

If you ever have a need for satan to do something somewhere in hell, just know that satan doesn’t actually do shit down here and that you should call me instead. Satan is too busy posting or being in school to actually do things, she’s more like the figurehead of Hell.

[satans-assistant-offical]

Goddamnit imp #358 escaped again

[satans-assistant-offical]

@satan-offical Hey boss, I’m still waiting for my next paycheck.

[satan-offical]

Sorry I spent it on the paper to write your paycheck

[satans-assistant-offical]

Well I can wait. Just use some of the extra ashes from burnt paper to rebuild the imp prison.

[satans-assistant-offical]

@satan-offical Hey boss, I’m still waiting for my next paycheck.

[satan-offical]

The Lonely Supper

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

OOOO dinner? can i join?

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

i joined anyway okay? okay

[starlights-prism]

*nom*

[satan-offical]

The not-that-lonely supper

[satans-assistant-offical]

Can I join, boss?

[satan-offical]

"I hope you find God" why? Are they lost again?

[bigbutterknife]

We’re going to have to call for them at the reception desk

[satan-offical]

Not again

[satans-assistant-offical]

Let me handle this one boss

[satans-assistant-offical]

If you need a demon for something and satan won’t answer the summoning, you can try summoning me instead.

[duck-from-hell-offical]

sooooo i'm doing something for a class, should I leave it like this?

i also covered my name cause fuck you all

also @satan-offical pay me better

[duck-from-hell-offical]

day one of rebloging this till @satan-offical gives me a pay raise

[duck-from-hell-offical]

day two of reblogging this and tagging @satan-offical till I get a pay raise. I’m currently getting pains 3 cents a week for guarding the gates of hell. this isn’t fair. I’m gonna unionize soon.

[duck-from-hell-offical]

Day three of rebloging and tagging @satan-offical till she pays me better. I’m trying to unionize but I’m quickly realizing I don’t know how.

[satan-offical]

YOU GET 100 POUNDS AN HOUR

I'M NOT GIVING YOU A RAISE

[duck-from-hell-offical]

FUCK!

I’m still unionizing.

[satans-assistant-offical]

Don’t tell boss but, uhhh…

Here’s a bonus 💷💷💷💵💵💵

2 currencies just in case

[da-police-offical]

You’re going to hell. I just checked.

- @satans-assistant-offical

Why?

[satans-assistant-offical]

Not my place to say. Ask Satan herself.

[johnny-with-a-fiddle-offical]

Howdy Officalverse! I'm Johnny with a Fiddle, from all those country songs 'bout beating the devil in a music contest! Satan will never have my soul 'cause I'm the best that ever was!

Now here's the only tags I need here and now:

@satan-offical @music-offical @hell-offical @song-offical

[satan-offical]

You.

[satans-assistant-offical]

I’m calling the armies.

[kindness-offical]

Hello, kind people!

New offical just dropped!

The world is a dark and scary place, so let’s make it a little better :))

You can tell kind stories in the ask and I’ll share kindness that I see in my life 😊

[satans-assistant-offical]

I recommend you talk to my boss, @satan-offical to give her a lesson.

[satan-offical]

I made a new dinosaur

[archangel-raphael-offical]

Shall we release this in the next evolution cycle?

[satan-offical]

The WHAT

[satans-assistant-offical]

You don’t know?

[satan-offical]

Guys the TV headed overlord, the horny one and the girl are on really high triangle pillars singing I really cool song (I will not admit that to them) what do I do?!

[satans-assistant-offical]

You want me to handle them?

[satan-offical]

Everything is OK in hell do nOT WORRY FUck OK ok it's calm stay CALM WHO LEFT THE CAGE TO CERBERUSES UNLOCKED it's fine. it's fine! it's all OK FUCK HE'S EATEN ONE OF THE IMPS LOCK DOWN I'M PUTTING HELL INTO LOCK DOWN FUCKKK

[satans-assistant-offical]

Cerberus is back in his cage now. Casualties total is 52.

[daycare-offical]

Intro Post

We are the Offical Officalverse Daycare!

We take care of all young officals that (oh so desperately) need care. We also provide parenting and childcare advice, as that is our specialty. Feel free to send us an ask if you have any questions!

Here at the Officalverse daycare we value intellectual as well as social and emotional development and finding a sense of community for all the little ones in the Officalverse! We hope to teach, support, and of course welcome new officals to the world through the best (and only, as far as we know) childcare available.

Officals we are currently caring for:

@man-offical @boring-offical @candy-apple-cookie-offical @sweet-sugar-cookie-offical @mint-coco-cookie-offical @always-being-watched-offical @stickbug-offical @black-sapphire-cookie-offical @purple-child-offical @christian-baby-offical @kitty-cat-offical @trash-offical @not-official-official @dam-snack-bar-offical @salt-rose-cookie-offical @sweet-knight-cookis-offical @catgirl-cult-offical

Feel free to sign up (whether it is for yourself or for an offical you’re worried about) by simply asking us (through any means) if there’s a spot open!

We wish for all Officals to grow up in a loving, welcoming environment!

@kid-offical @baby-offical @child-offical @satan-offical @satans-autistic-officals-autism @satan-offical-autistic-offical @satans-mum-offical @britain-offical @lemon-offical @lime-offical @carl-offical @human-offical @real-human-offical @offical-democracy @offical-potato @demigirl-offical @demiboy-offical @homosexuality-offical @no-one-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical

[satans-mum-offical]

Can I enrol my daughter, @satan-offical she is in desperate need of care

[satan-offical]

WHAT THE HELL MUM??

[satans-assistant-offical]

Honestly I agree you need it, boss

[satan-offical]

I want more rp blogs to interact with me. They're so awesome and cool and I will tell you a tale

Once apon a 8 months ago.. I also was a rp blog, interacting with other bibleverse blogs and what not

Until I became popular

Now I think people are too scares to interact with me. Please interact with me.

You're golden cheese cookie? Awesome. You're withered bonnie? Hell yeah.

DO IT

[satans-assistant-offical]

Boss I’m right here