Duck-from-hell-offical

All pronouns because fuck you. I'm a duck, why are you forcing gender onto a duck? Let me live my life. banner drawn by snail-offical its truly a beautiful piece of art.

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Wondering if I should tell my therapist about how my mom tried to abandon me in the mall like two weeks ago but didn’t because I just said I was gonna go to a security officer if she did try to leave.

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ya know I tried drawing verity cause I just watch the verity movie Thatmob posted but like……

I have lost all ability to draw again. goddammit

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watching apothecary diaries rn, at the end of episode 8. holy shit I’m crying. maomao you could have worded that so much better omg.

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throw back that time last school year when in the middle of our study hall my friend turned to me and said “you have vocal stims” and I was confused cause I had never heard of that before (my parents like to prevent my siblings and I from doing and research about anything related to neurodivergence because they think 90% of it is fake and made up) And when I asked my friend what they were talking about they said “you’re buzzing, you’ve been doing it interchangeably with humming for like ten minutes. That’s called a vocal stim. You know you do that right?” and I could only respond with “uh… no, I did not know that.” and I looked like an utter blabbering babbling FOOL!

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I’M NOT CRYING YOURE CRYIGN SHUT THE FUCK UP

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE FINALE????? I’ve silently grown so attached to the story and the characters and it’s gonna be over soon. I could cry. GAHHHHH I AM CRYING. WHITEPINE IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER I’M JUST MORE QUIET ABOUT IT CAUSE MY FRIEND CALLED IT WEIRD!! but GOSH THE FINALE IS COMING UP

I’m sobbing.

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I need to rewatch it RIGHT NOW to refresh my memory.

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I’M NOT CRYING YOURE CRYIGN SHUT THE FUCK UP

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE FINALE????? I’ve silently grown so attached to the story and the characters and it’s gonna be over soon. I could cry. GAHHHHH I AM CRYING. WHITEPINE IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER I’M JUST MORE QUIET ABOUT IT CAUSE MY FRIEND CALLED IT WEIRD!! but GOSH THE FINALE IS COMING UP

I’m sobbing.

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so I’m no where NEAR current in the unstable smp but I’ve recently been seeing a lot of fanart saying stuff like “missing them” when it’s fanart of eggchan and wemmbu. should I uh….. be concerned? gulp.

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Cute baby duck..

[mazout-fm]

You think they’re cute, right?

This is the spawn of SATAN

[nowthereareducks]

@isthereaduck

hell yeah evil satan ducks ill take it

[isthereaduck]

There are (evil) ducks in this post.

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HELL YEAH MORE EVIL DUCKS!!!!

ITS MY BRETHREN!!

[nowthereareducks]

THERES ANOTHER EVIL DUCK????? HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT YOU

THERES AT LEAST THREE OF US NOW duck yeah :D

[duck-from-hell-offical]

there’s three of us??? LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[nowthereareducks]

idk if they are still active? but me and @thereisnoducks are both evil duck clones of @isthereaduck 🙂‍↕️

you seem like a very cool duck from hell :D

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thank you. I try. you seem like a very epic evil clone. maybe you should join me in hell sometime? I can show you around the different rings.

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do not forget that. that…..

Uhhhhh…

I forgot.

[emir-kctrk]

Cute baby duck..

[mazout-fm]

You think they’re cute, right?

This is the spawn of SATAN

[nowthereareducks]

@isthereaduck

hell yeah evil satan ducks ill take it

[isthereaduck]

There are (evil) ducks in this post.

@duck-from-hell-offical

[duck-from-hell-offical]

HELL YEAH MORE EVIL DUCKS!!!!

ITS MY BRETHREN!!

[nowthereareducks]

THERES ANOTHER EVIL DUCK????? HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT YOU

THERES AT LEAST THREE OF US NOW duck yeah :D

[duck-from-hell-offical]

there’s three of us??? LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[emir-kctrk]

Cute baby duck..

[mazout-fm]

You think they’re cute, right?

This is the spawn of SATAN

[nowthereareducks]

@isthereaduck

hell yeah evil satan ducks ill take it

[isthereaduck]

There are (evil) ducks in this post.

@duck-from-hell-offical

[duck-from-hell-offical]

HELL YEAH MORE EVIL DUCKS!!!!

ITS MY BRETHREN!!

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Was scrolling and came across a video that was just

“war starts at nine pm 😃 today at nine pm everything changes 😄😄😄”

lmao broke me out of my doomscrolling by the sheer absurdity of that sentence

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gang I said “hm dad has a pretty square face shape.” and my mom said “can you stop being a rude asshole for five minutes or is that impossible for you?” what. huh. where did that come from? We were talking about how similar my sister and my dad looked and I said that. I was just making an observation in the context of the conversation. my mom confuses me. 😔😔😔😔

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how. The. Hell. Did. I. Get. Sunburn. On. The. Soles. Of.my. Feet. thus isn’t even “omg i didn’t even know that could happen and didn’t put sunscreen on my feet!” nononono

I am a pasty bitch. I inherited my dad’s Irish sun tolerance. I am well aware of that. And my aunt has told me countless times about how she and her brothers were messing around without proper sunscreen outside and got horrible sunburns on their feet. i do NOT take chances especially since we’re in Texas! I hate sunburns. They make me want to crawl out of my skin. I replied every 60 to 70 minutes. I had my mom spray me then I put it on myself in places I thought she didn’t put enough. Every inch of my body that wasn’t covered by my swimsuit was DRENCHED in sunscreen, including my feet. I waited 10 minutes before getting back into the pool. I stayed in the shade as much as I could. so how. just how the FUCK did I get sunburn on the soles of my feet of all things.

I’m going insane, it hurts to stand. I hate this.

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What are your pronouns?

I haven't unlocked that skill yet

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I left for 30 minutes to get ice cream and I come back to this

[herobrine-offical]

i... i may have killed skyan...

but no worries!

i'm sure they're fine

You just killed @skyan-official and you're saying they're fine???

THEY'RE DEAD.

[skyan-official]

*RESPAWNS* that hurt >:[

I F***ING DIED COUNTER: 7?

[duck-from-hell-offical]

DONT DIE??? you’re too cool to die my buckaroo.