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[satans-best-wingman]

Moving accounts to @lonelyleafposts

[acciosugas]

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[hobi-hobs]

look at drunk hobi 😂😂😂

[hcseokie]

namjoon: so how do i cook it?

seokjin: first of all boil two glasses of water

namjoon: 

[yoonseok-deactivated20190701]

following hope

[slutknj]

not to bring out the hoe in us all but…

[sugayespleasse]

Bold of you to assume that the hoe in me went away

[6eart-archive]

he’s THAT model

[hoseoch]

anyways when is namjoon gonna get his own crab son to keep and name him crabmon

[mimibtsghost]

LOOK AT THAT FACE AWWWWW

[nightqueennyx]

He doesn’t even look old enough to drink in that photo wtf babyface manchild

[kpophott]

Kim Namjoon is a very, VERY sexy man!

[headbandssavedmylife]

Now this is a powerful post

[bangtanbinches]

[flaminghushpuppytornado]

Who did this.

[siketae]

everyone say thank you namjoon

[taetaenosefreckle]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when yoongi stayed up all night during hustle life writing the song about kookie and tae taes feelings and told them ‘don’t worry hyung will take care of everything’ and treated them to a day at the beach and a fancy dinner and they were so well fed and full of sunshine and feeling no burden because their suga hyung took such good care of them and took all the weight onto himself… and now he’s still sending “I love you” messages to his babies these years later because they are truly his family and mean the entire world to him!!!

[seokjinlesbian]

jungkook: *is sad*

jin: *begins slutdropping gently* what’s wrong son

[poshtae]

Jungkook: I can’t believe we are locked in this room together

Taehyung: *secretly throws keys out the window* Truly unfortunate

[honeystae-moved]

oh boy

[souptual-remade]

@darlingtaetae

[haechangelic]

reminder that jungkook was once found in the middle of the night vacuuming fruit flies in the kitchen

[haechangelic]

and that jungkook chose banana milk over alcohol

[haechangelic]

and that jungkook, when he got a soft toy at a fansign, checked to see if it’s a boy or a girl

[haechangelic]

and that jungkook yelled “i’m an expensive man!” when bangtan asked him to talk during a comeback talk

[haechangelic]

and that jungkook couldn’t stopping laughing while recording boy in luv (chinese ver.) bc he thought his voice sounded funny

[haechangelic]

and that jungkook once carried home a newly bought & really big speaker bc he was too excited to open it and couldn’t wait for it to be delivered

[haechangelic]

and that jungkook once went all the way to the jyp building to pick up yugyeom to go bowling

[haechangelic]

and that once when taehyung spilt juice on him, jungkook looked at him like this:

[haechangelic]

and that jungkook nearly killed taehyung on a merry-go-round

[haechangelic]

and that he hollered “ah yeah~!!!!!” in dubai while watching taehyung belly dancing

[haechangelic]

he sat in a bunch of rocks, trying to plant an umbrella, while wearing a $7000 vintage & hand painted Raf Simons’ AW03 PCL mod parka

[haechangelic]

and that he tweeted instructions on how to properly cook ramen because he thought that jimin’s ramen sucks + a totally unrelated selca

[haechangelic]

and that he ate 6 cups of ramen at 1AM, all in one sitting, in the span of 20 minutes

[haechangelic]

and that he said “i’m full” and “should i eat ramen” within the same minute

[haechangelic]

and that he jumped up and ran on a fucking wall, pretending to be spiderman

[haechangelic]

and that he brought a huge ass light out of god knows where during a photoshoot and seokjin literally called him a clown

[haechangelic]

and that he kept yelling “bangtan!” in a very weird accent during a run episode

[haechangelic]

and that he literally shoved a torch light, a fan, and a party hat that was on namjoon’s head, into his mouth, on different occasions

[haechangelic]

and that he once brushed his teeth with two (2) toothbrushes bc he was bored

[haechangelic]

and that he, upon getting gum from one of those machines, accidentally dropped it, but immediately picked it up, and said “three second rule”

[haechangelic]

and that he used jimin’s underwear as a mic during the run (christmas ver.)

[haechangelic]

and that he randomly said “we’re all going to hell anyway” during a run episode

[haechangelic]

and that he advised us to hit a shark on its nose of we ever get attacked by one

[haechangelic]

and that he sang a whole verse of n.o (opera ver.)

[haechangelic]

and that he ran across an entire stage aisle, yelling “i love you arMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[haechangelic]

let’s not forget he smacked hoseok real hard on his ass, and everyone except yoongi laughed + hobi lowkey shed tears

[haechangelic]

and that he lifted three chairs all at once, just to make taehyung admit he’s strong

[haechangelic]

and that he literally fucking ripped open a pineapple with his bare hands

[haechangelic]

and that he did push-ups with yoongi sitting on his back

[haechangelic]

and, according to hobi, he once walked in on him showering, went like “aH yEah,,,,,,” and walked out

[haechangelic]

and that he once found a really big fish in the ocean/sea and put it on his neck like a necktie. + (others: “jungkook! where did you find that!!” jungkook: *points at ocean*)

[haechangelic]

and he has a black belt in taekwondo…

[haechangelic]

he kept saying “i want you” to jimin during this one shoot while taking pics of him

[haechangelic]

jk: “hi baby i’m jungkook”

nj: “you’re a baby”

[haechangelic]

and he traded seokjin for ice cream in a heartbeat