...I'm Satan. Yogi thinks being little publicly would make me feel better. He's dumb and this is INCREDIBLY STUPID WHY WOULD YOU-
Satan! Behave. You want this fireball, don't you? *Holds out a fireball candy*
...Sorry. *Satan bows sadly and takes the candy.*
...If you want to talk, go ahead... don't expect an answer though. *He goes to the corner and sits by himself, eating his fireball*
...Sorry about him. He's... moody. He's really a nice kid, he just needs interaction to help him be a bit more sociable. I'm Yogirt, or Yogi as he calls me. I'm both his therapist and his caretaker. Alongside Queen Bee. Please, go ahead and talk to him all you'd like! I promise he isn't as scary as he seems. And if he misbehaves, I'll be here to keep him under control.
Take care and relax, little ones. You are safe here. Your aura is strong.
Agere RP Blog based around Satan from Helluva Boss and the entire Hellaverse. Alternate blog of @legeufygeuber100.
Note: For canons and fanons outside of the Hellaverse, see @satansmultiverseranch for asks.
Current Littles:
Satan
Acceptable Nicknames (Only for trusted friends and acquaintances of his!): Little Brimstone, Fire Flower, Little Prince.
Headcanons
Baxter
James
(The New Vee (Vigil)?)
Current Leader of VeeTek
Headcanons
Prick
Headcanons
Oliver
Headcanons
Current CGs:
Yogirt
Zeezi
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Beelzebub
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Asmodeus
Fizzarolli
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Pets:
Vark
Headcanons
Others:
Ethan
Pronouns: He/Him
I AM an adult (25 1/2) IRL. Please keep that in mind when interacting with me.
(For the safety of myself and others, I will not be personal friends with those who are minors. I thank you for your understanding)
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☆ digital pop its
★ papa's games on coolmathgames
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★ old web design museum
☆ online game pony town
★ poptropica
☆ classic animal jam
★ flash transformers games
☆ flash monster high games
★ flash mlp games
☆ flash bratz games
★ flash barbie games
☆ a lot of free online games
★ kid pix studio game
☆ more free online games
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★ online retro games
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Three familiar figures went ahead and stepped into the ranch, now with a fourth addition.
Velvette, at the front, leading the two, hands gesturing, so animated as she pointed out every detail that the other two had forgotten about.
Vox, just nodding and following along, his demeanor much more calm, more relaxed that the ridged Ex-CEO he was when he first arrived.
And Valentino, looking around at the place, wings being lifted up off the floor by a very enthusiastic... Fizarrolli look a like? Very creepy.
“Right! Ere's the lil spa area, my place of work of course, now we just wait for someone to come by and notice us.”
“And... If no one does?”
“You lot can go out, I can't, I love it 'ere too much.”
Vox just looked around, very... Very awkward.
Valentino just felt his wings touch the ground and Kitty came around to the front of him and hugged his legs mostly, she was very small compared to him, Valentino just patted her on the head and she made some bell jingling noise in return.
*As the group were waiting around, James would walk by with Fizzarolli, the pair noticing the trio. James is first to approach.*
"Oh, It's been so long since I've checked up on you all in person. I'm sorry I haven't done it more. I've been just so busy." *He says, before giving them all a hug and nodding.*
"How have you all been? Has your work treated you nicely? Anything I can help you with?"
*All while he's touching base with his employees, Fizzarolli looks over at Kitty and gives an sad shudder. A reminder of his time with Mammon. Not fun... but he wasn't going to start much of a fuss over it for now.*
"...I see you have one of the Fizz bots Mammon sold a long while back before I left. Cool. Cool..."
*As he's talking to the trio, his gaze falls upon Vox. He doesn't even utter a single word as his face gives a deep, pained look of disgust and shame onto the former overlord.*
"What the fuck is he doing here?"
"He's my employee, he's allowed to be here. I want to check on him."
"Not when Oliver is too. Get him away."
"Why? He'll be fine around kids he interacts with them-"
"It's not... that! He... ugh, I really don't wanna bring the mood down, but I have to let him know." *He looks to Vox and gives him a deadpan glare before dropping the bomb.*
"Cause of your little outburst with the Might of Lilith, that kid is an orphan now. Parents got vaporized and it just barely missed him. Now he won't even go near anything VeeTek or see you anywhere without breaking down in tears. He has to live his life with that now. Because of you. I hope you're happy and that was worth it, jackass." *The Jester said in an aggressive tone, before taking a hand and shoving Vox a bit.*
"I don't care if James here is trying to redeem you or not. Don't get near that kid, you got it? And that bot better not be for... ugh... you know."
What a way to start a conversation- Vox just blinked and gave a glance to James.
“Is this seriously the type of people you hang out with now?! I didn't even do shit!”
Vox was stopped from pushing Fizz back by Velvette bracing him, before he speaking
“Okay you low-class imp, I APOLOGIZED for the Might of Lilith and James has been making me work my ass off to those who I hurt in the crossfire, and if you wanna, you know, start shit, start shit that's actually relevant, not that's old news, I've been dragged through the mud enough without you and your little ego and ‘I'm better than you all’ attitude trying to make me feel bad for something I have been spending MONTHS trying to fix.”
Velvette then sudo-sheilded Vox, Valentino looking down at Kitty, Kitty tilting her head in confusion before the two of them looked at Fizz, Valentino in disgust.
“How dare you actually imply I would do something like THAT to my Kitty? Thats so low, what the hell is wrong with you?!” his wings flared up slightly, but Kitty brushed them with her palm and they slowly fluttered down again.
"Well that was... a start." *James sighed and put his head into his hands ashamedly.*
"Fizz, that was a bit harsh, come on now. I told you they're trying to improve, be nice to them."
"Hgn... yeah, I know. Sorry just... let me try again." *Fizzarolli recentered himself, shaking off that ourburst as he went to apologize.*
"Sorry for assuming you used Kitty like that. It's just... Fizz-bots remind me of a very unpleasant time with Mammon and they're usually associated with... well, you know. Alot of... very nasty things. So I'm glad you're not one of those people. And for what it's worth... she does seem nice and has a nice outfit, actually. Might wanna take inspiration from it for Valentine's Day next year at Ozzie's... but anyways." *The Imp turns to Vox and sighs.*
"...Lower class comment aside."
"Yeah maybe don't use that word..."
"...I didn't mean to... shit all over your progress like it meant nothing. You wanna improve, and you're trying. That's good. But... well, for a lot of people, what you did to them isn't something that can just be forgiven forgotten so easily. Again... Oliver is just a kid. He lost his parents. Has nightmares. Nightmares that you come back to finish him off. He's really traumatized by the whole thing. I know that wasn't your intention but... that's what it is. I just don't want him going through anymore or him being hurt again. He... I know what it's like to be him. To lose everything and be thrust into the world without anyone. I don't... I don't want him to go through what I did. I want him to have a happy life. So look, forget about me... be nice to him, and be gentle."
*The jester said in a solemn tone as he sits down with the pair, James going to comfort Vox with a gentle hug and a bubble showing Shok.Wav swimming.*
"He's not completely wrong, Vox. Some scars and wounds you can't heal, and some people just won't forgive you. That's just how it is. Won't change anytime soon. You gotta take it on the chin and make the best of it. Can't let the failures get to you that bad. But look on the bright side... you all are making genuine efforts towards redemption. Your work ethic is showing improvement, you all are handling your work with ease, and you're attending therapy and working at the ranch without complaint. You're improving. You can become better versions of yourself. I know you all can." *He smiles as he lets go of the bubble and lets it dissapate.*
“I'm not trying to heal them, I'm trying not to make them worse.”
Vox commented, eyes following the bubble's spittle as it hits the ground.
“Your clown friend is an asshole, Jamesy.”
Valentino added, Kitty glaring up at him and shaking her head.
“He is!” Kitty continued to shake her head until Valentino sighed and gave in, patting her on the head to make it stop. “I guess he's traumatized and not just an asshole.”
Kitty made very happy jingles at Val.
“In your case, ain't you both?” Velvette finally spoke up, handing Valentino a drink from her pocket, some kind of Frappuccino.
“Oh shush, Babydoll.” it was a wonder how they could change topics so quickly.
Vox just looked appalled at Velvette, making her cackle and hand him a coffee too, he then had a smug look on his face.
“Listen, Fizzy? Vox'll be gentle with the new kid, it'll be fine, if the kid has a meltdown or... Something, I'll shove this TV head out of sight and make sure to call you or your Ozzie, kay? I've been working here long enough to know I cannot comfort random little ones, only Mickey, speaking of, where is my little dino?”
"Wording could use improvement but good so far... I hope." *James sighs.*
"Well... anyways, I'm glad you all are doing fine. Oh, and happy Pride. I hope your department has an amazing line for our float in the Pride parade in... well, Pride. I wanna look absolutely fabulous Vel, and I know you can pull it off." *As they're talking, a tall sin with flames for hair comes in to find his boyfriend.*
"Fizzy-Frog, there you are! I just got done helping Oliver go to bed. Little guy needed some sleep. He's absolutely peaceful now."
"Thanks, Ozzie."
*The Sin of Lust pulls Ozzie up into a hug and kiss before looking down to the Vees.*
"You must be the Vees, pleasure to make your aquaintance. You know who I am. Especially this little cutie~!" *Ozzie said in a teasing voice, squeezing James' cheeks and making him blush.*
"H-Hey~!"
"I'm not wrong, he's absolutely adorable. I'd love to have you and your boyfriend come to Ozzie's, I'd give you the whole VIP package~."
"Eheh... thanks but uh... that's a bit intense for me. I think I'll just stick to the pride stuff on the more safe for work area."
"I understand. To each their own. But you're always welcome. As well as you three with your dates. We don't discriminate at Ozzie's. As long as you can pay and you've got the spirit of... well, you know, in ya, we'll cater to ya."
*James seemingly starts playing with the jingly part of Fizzarolli's hat, making him happy and Fizzarolli... a bit confused, but seeing he wasn't harmful, he let him continue.*
Three familiar figures went ahead and stepped into the ranch, now with a fourth addition.
Velvette, at the front, leading the two, hands gesturing, so animated as she pointed out every detail that the other two had forgotten about.
Vox, just nodding and following along, his demeanor much more calm, more relaxed that the ridged Ex-CEO he was when he first arrived.
And Valentino, looking around at the place, wings being lifted up off the floor by a very enthusiastic... Fizarrolli look a like? Very creepy.
“Right! Ere's the lil spa area, my place of work of course, now we just wait for someone to come by and notice us.”
“And... If no one does?”
“You lot can go out, I can't, I love it 'ere too much.”
Vox just looked around, very... Very awkward.
Valentino just felt his wings touch the ground and Kitty came around to the front of him and hugged his legs mostly, she was very small compared to him, Valentino just patted her on the head and she made some bell jingling noise in return.
*As the group were waiting around, James would walk by with Fizzarolli, the pair noticing the trio. James is first to approach.*
"Oh, It's been so long since I've checked up on you all in person. I'm sorry I haven't done it more. I've been just so busy." *He says, before giving them all a hug and nodding.*
"How have you all been? Has your work treated you nicely? Anything I can help you with?"
*All while he's touching base with his employees, Fizzarolli looks over at Kitty and gives an sad shudder. A reminder of his time with Mammon. Not fun... but he wasn't going to start much of a fuss over it for now.*
"...I see you have one of the Fizz bots Mammon sold a long while back before I left. Cool. Cool..."
*As he's talking to the trio, his gaze falls upon Vox. He doesn't even utter a single word as his face gives a deep, pained look of disgust and shame onto the former overlord.*
"What the fuck is he doing here?"
"He's my employee, he's allowed to be here. I want to check on him."
"Not when Oliver is too. Get him away."
"Why? He'll be fine around kids he interacts with them-"
"It's not... that! He... ugh, I really don't wanna bring the mood down, but I have to let him know." *He looks to Vox and gives him a deadpan glare before dropping the bomb.*
"Cause of your little outburst with the Might of Lilith, that kid is an orphan now. Parents got vaporized and it just barely missed him. Now he won't even go near anything VeeTek or see you anywhere without breaking down in tears. He has to live his life with that now. Because of you. I hope you're happy and that was worth it, jackass." *The Jester said in an aggressive tone, before taking a hand and shoving Vox a bit.*
"I don't care if James here is trying to redeem you or not. Don't get near that kid, you got it? And that bot better not be for... ugh... you know."
What a way to start a conversation- Vox just blinked and gave a glance to James.
“Is this seriously the type of people you hang out with now?! I didn't even do shit!”
Vox was stopped from pushing Fizz back by Velvette bracing him, before he speaking
“Okay you low-class imp, I APOLOGIZED for the Might of Lilith and James has been making me work my ass off to those who I hurt in the crossfire, and if you wanna, you know, start shit, start shit that's actually relevant, not that's old news, I've been dragged through the mud enough without you and your little ego and ‘I'm better than you all’ attitude trying to make me feel bad for something I have been spending MONTHS trying to fix.”
Velvette then sudo-sheilded Vox, Valentino looking down at Kitty, Kitty tilting her head in confusion before the two of them looked at Fizz, Valentino in disgust.
“How dare you actually imply I would do something like THAT to my Kitty? Thats so low, what the hell is wrong with you?!” his wings flared up slightly, but Kitty brushed them with her palm and they slowly fluttered down again.
"Well that was... a start." *James sighed and put his head into his hands ashamedly.*
"Fizz, that was a bit harsh, come on now. I told you they're trying to improve, be nice to them."
"Hgn... yeah, I know. Sorry just... let me try again." *Fizzarolli recentered himself, shaking off that ourburst as he went to apologize.*
"Sorry for assuming you used Kitty like that. It's just... Fizz-bots remind me of a very unpleasant time with Mammon and they're usually associated with... well, you know. Alot of... very nasty things. So I'm glad you're not one of those people. And for what it's worth... she does seem nice and has a nice outfit, actually. Might wanna take inspiration from it for Valentine's Day next year at Ozzie's... but anyways." *The Imp turns to Vox and sighs.*
"...Lower class comment aside."
"Yeah maybe don't use that word..."
"...I didn't mean to... shit all over your progress like it meant nothing. You wanna improve, and you're trying. That's good. But... well, for a lot of people, what you did to them isn't something that can just be forgiven forgotten so easily. Again... Oliver is just a kid. He lost his parents. Has nightmares. Nightmares that you come back to finish him off. He's really traumatized by the whole thing. I know that wasn't your intention but... that's what it is. I just don't want him going through anymore or him being hurt again. He... I know what it's like to be him. To lose everything and be thrust into the world without anyone. I don't... I don't want him to go through what I did. I want him to have a happy life. So look, forget about me... be nice to him, and be gentle."
*The jester said in a solemn tone as he sits down with the pair, James going to comfort Vox with a gentle hug and a bubble showing Shok.Wav swimming.*
"He's not completely wrong, Vox. Some scars and wounds you can't heal, and some people just won't forgive you. That's just how it is. Won't change anytime soon. You gotta take it on the chin and make the best of it. Can't let the failures get to you that bad. But look on the bright side... you all are making genuine efforts towards redemption. Your work ethic is showing improvement, you all are handling your work with ease, and you're attending therapy and working at the ranch without complaint. You're improving. You can become better versions of yourself. I know you all can." *He smiles as he lets go of the bubble and lets it dissapate.*
Three familiar figures went ahead and stepped into the ranch, now with a fourth addition.
Velvette, at the front, leading the two, hands gesturing, so animated as she pointed out every detail that the other two had forgotten about.
Vox, just nodding and following along, his demeanor much more calm, more relaxed that the ridged Ex-CEO he was when he first arrived.
And Valentino, looking around at the place, wings being lifted up off the floor by a very enthusiastic... Fizarrolli look a like? Very creepy.
“Right! Ere's the lil spa area, my place of work of course, now we just wait for someone to come by and notice us.”
“And... If no one does?”
“You lot can go out, I can't, I love it 'ere too much.”
Vox just looked around, very... Very awkward.
Valentino just felt his wings touch the ground and Kitty came around to the front of him and hugged his legs mostly, she was very small compared to him, Valentino just patted her on the head and she made some bell jingling noise in return.
*As the group were waiting around, James would walk by with Fizzarolli, the pair noticing the trio. James is first to approach.*
"Oh, It's been so long since I've checked up on you all in person. I'm sorry I haven't done it more. I've been just so busy." *He says, before giving them all a hug and nodding.*
"How have you all been? Has your work treated you nicely? Anything I can help you with?"
*All while he's touching base with his employees, Fizzarolli looks over at Kitty and gives an sad shudder. A reminder of his time with Mammon. Not fun... but he wasn't going to start much of a fuss over it for now.*
"...I see you have one of the Fizz bots Mammon sold a long while back before I left. Cool. Cool..."
*As he's talking to the trio, his gaze falls upon Vox. He doesn't even utter a single word as his face gives a deep, pained look of disgust and shame onto the former overlord.*
"What the fuck is he doing here?"
"He's my employee, he's allowed to be here. I want to check on him."
"Not when Oliver is too. Get him away."
"Why? He'll be fine around kids he interacts with them-"
"It's not... that! He... ugh, I really don't wanna bring the mood down, but I have to let him know." *He looks to Vox and gives him a deadpan glare before dropping the bomb.*
"Cause of your little outburst with the Might of Lilith, that kid is an orphan now. Parents got vaporized and it just barely missed him. Now he won't even go near anything VeeTek or see you anywhere without breaking down in tears. He has to live his life with that now. Because of you. I hope you're happy and that was worth it, jackass." *The Jester said in an aggressive tone, before taking a hand and shoving Vox a bit.*
"I don't care if James here is trying to redeem you or not. Don't get near that kid, you got it? And that bot better not be for... ugh... you know."
TW: Mentions of SA, Child Abuse, Negligence, Death, Drug Use.
Seriously, this one gets a bit dark, so proceed at your own discretion.
*The air in the room was thick. The only people inside were Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Satan, and his helper Yogirt. The Sin of Lust and Wrath looked at her with a scornful gaze for what felt like the longest time. She was called in here on notice to deal with an... issue they found. A particularly bad one. And though she wasn't told what, it was very clear it was directed at something she did. She decides to break the awkward silence finally and talk to them.*
"...So, is this about me stealing Bel's shit again...?"
"AGAIN?! For... *ugh*..." *Satan just sighs and facepalms, shaking it off before looking back at her.*
"No, but we will get to that. Thanks for bringing that to my attention."
*Nice job Bee, already added to the hot water you're in.*
"No, see, what we have here is a much, MUCH greater issue. Popping pills where littles could see you is one thing, stealing Bel's drugs is another, but this?"
*He lays a set of documents on the table, looking into her eyes with an annoyed glance.*
"I'm not happy Bee. When you signed up to take care of the orphanage system down here, you said you had it. So what's this I hear about a little one and their traumatic experience in one of YOUR places?"
*Asmodeus gives an even deeper glare into her, clearly ready to snap at any given moment, only calmed by Yogirt and Satan keeping him in check. Bee gives a somewhat annoyed glance and tries to explain and back herself out of this corner.*
"Hey, what's this about little ones being abused? You know I don't do that shit on purpose, I would never! I have people checking my stuff very clearly, so that's just an outlier!"
"Oh really? An outlier? Tell me, does that extend to the places outside of Gluttony where you can actually get a good idea of the systems in place? Have you done routine checks? Have you ACTUALLY seen the places you claim to represent or done work to manage their finances and systems?"
"Uhhhhhh...." *She trails off, clearly caught off guard and without a good response. She... did not do any of that, indeed.*
"Exactly. So now we're dealing with a scandal just WAITING to happen."
"Oliver suffered abuse at the hands of some of the most REPREHENSIBLE people I've ever seen in charge of kids. They berated him, kept food from him, for fucks sake be, one of his peers nearly RAPED him if not for his caretaker having the ever so low standard of not being a child predator. Thankfully, that kid is properly in a psych ward to be taken care of, but the fact someone like him slipped in with normal people WITHOUT being checked by mental health professionals is a big fucking problem!"
*...Well that was a lot, and certainly caught her attention.*
"...Oh shit."
"Oh shit indeed, and that's only the story I KNOW happened. I haven't seen the other orphanages and kennels that house stray hellhounds and imps, so what tragedies happen there we don't know? How many little ones have serious trauma or are DEAD because of your negligence?"
*No, no they couldn't be. Death wasn't what she did. She... She would never-!*
"Dead? They can't be dead, That's... no, no they can't!"
"Well they could for all we know! I wouldn't be surprised if they were buried in a ditch in the yard for us to find when some asshole decided they didn't wanna deal with them anymore."
"Don't pin this shit on me, you bitch! I would never-"
"YOU DID WITH YOU NOT GIVING A SHIT. ALL YOU EVER DO IS THROW PARTIES AT THAT GODDAMN PALACE OF YOURS AND MAKE THAT STUPID BEELZEJUICE, AND IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH-"
"ENOUGH!"
*Satan bellows out to the group, causing both of them in their true forms to turn back to normal. They both calmed down a bit, though still on edge from everything that happened as Satan regains control and turns to face Asmodeus.*
"Asmodeus, behave yourself here, we are not about to start a fight over this."
"But-"
"But nothing! Trust in my judgement and trust I'll see this matter sorted."
"Hgn... fine."
*The Sin of Lust backs off and sits back down, leaving Satan to attend to Beelzebub, who is clearly not happy with the accusations and facts thrown her way of letting this happen... even if they were right.*
"Why are you acting like you're all better than me all of a sudden, huh? It's not like any of you bothered to notice or care until this point. Until you got your boyfriend and you started regressing, neither of you or any other sin gave a shit about the lower classes, so don't act like you're above me there you... big bitch."
*Ozzie was about to explode at her again, before Satan stops him and sighs.*
"That... is true, I cannot say we have not faulted in our duties and our responsibilities to our people. We didn't care... until we did, and we were reminded why we should. And it's because of that I have to be like this with you and why we're angry Bee. Our people deserve better from us all. Me, Ozzie... and you. The facts are what they are Bee. Because of your negligence, we found numerous cases of child abuse and other unspeakable crimes that take place, as well as horrid living conditions. These are kids Bee. Kids, for fucks sake. You and I both know even as shitty as this place is and as bad as things can be, Kids should be the last one taking the brunt of it. I trusted you could handle this, and you failed us."
*Bee slumped back in her chair, her normal glowing, radiant honey now turning a paler shade of yellow as she saddened hearing all this.*
"If this gets out, how will anyone trust us to take care of little ones, regressors or regular kids? This'll blow our relationship with heaven right up after we spent so hard working to try and make it healthier! Who in the right mind would trust us when we can't even take care of our own kids? I can't just make these stories go away, and I've had to make numerous deals and reassurances with people just so we can not have this blasted on 666 News. We gotta get ahead of this and fix it before the damage can be done." *Satan said in a commanding tone, sliding the papers alongside the desk to Bee.*
"I was willing to be forgiving with you before Bee, with your parties and your drug use, but I'm putting my foot down with this. Too long you've been neglecting your duties as Queen of Gluttony and focusing solely on your parties and food and drink production. That. Ends. Now. It's start acting like your position requires of you. You are gonna give back those drugs, stop using them all the time, and FIX your goddamn orphanage System."
"But-"
"BUT NOTHING. Be grateful I'm even giving you the chance to redeem yourself considering the mountain of complaints against you and me just being able to get rid of you if I feel like it."
"I'm Queen fucking Bee! You can't just get rid of me! That's... you can't!"
"We can and we will. I outrank you, and I'm pretty sure a vast majority of sins would too if we put it to a vote. Especially Charlie, and you know her word reigns above all. So suck it up. You have 4 months, one Quartile, to show marked improvements in your management of Gluttony and it's inhabitants, your drug usage, and your Orphanage system. You are not allowed to ask for help from any outside ring or any of us. This is on YOU to fix, you and your people will have to manage by yourselves. If you fail, the system will be stripped from your responsibilities and Belphegor will take it over in your stead. And then we are going to have a very serious discussion about what your future with us is, and whether it even exists."
*Bee's eyes shoot wide open, a true, honest to Father fear that she hadn't felt in a long while. For the first time... she felt true panic and desperation, her habits finally catching up. Why... why did it come to this like before? Her honey was even darker now, a moody orange that was as dull as a rusty butter knife. Satan notices this and sighs. his tone switching to a more cautious and wise one to try and make sure Bee wasn't too hard on herself.*
"I'm sorry I have to do this to you Bee. You know I love you, and I wouldn't ever want to put you to the test like this. But we've got our future to look forward too, and we just cannot have things like this risk it. We all have to do better, and you've seemingly neglected that. Now, I want you to go back home, take the day off, and get yourself together. Really evaluate who you are and get your shit together. Please... if not for yourself or for the kids, then so I don't have to put you on blast in public after an expose gets leaked to 666."
"...Y-Yeah. Fine. You want that? I can do it. I... I can manage this. I'm Beelzebub. I got this..."
*With an uneasy attempt at confidence out of the way, Beelzebub takes the papers and nods to Satan, exiting through a portal of her making to her home in Gluttony. She sighs, putting the papers on her desk as her personal butler comes to talk to her.*
"Is your business concluded Queen-"
"Yes... it is. Look... just, take this and sort it out on my business table. And get me a glass of Beelzejuice. Cancel the party tonight. I... I'm not gonna be able to make it."
"...Are you okay-"
"Do it. Don't... don't ask questions."
"...As you wish, milady."
*As her butler takes her papers and scurries himself away, she's left alone on her bed with her thoughts. How the hell did she get here? She thought this was behind her. She had a new spot, people loved her. This frustration this... emptiness and biterness she thought she left behind. Why wasn't it going away? Why was it coming back? Why did she take this damn Orphanage manager role all those eons ago? Why...*
*Meanwhile...*
"...I got a little spicy in there, didn't I?"
"Yeah, a bit. Understandably considering your attachment to that imp your boyfriend seems fond of... but still. Maybe a bit much."
"I just... good lord Bee, how in Father's name have you let this kind of shit slide? These are kids! What do I even say to this it's just... awful! Just awful. And now with Fizzarolli wanting to adopt him, what am I supposed to do? I'm the Sin of Lust for crying out loud, I run a risque bar, all of my image and products come from the spirit of Lust. I can barely figure out how to make that work with the idea of being a proper loving father in the first place, much less with a kid whose first experience with that is at the end of someone else's twisted, nasty version of it when he was a kid? How do I raise that? What do I tell him when he grows up and... y'know... I have to teach him about the birds and the bees when he hits puberty, I don't fucking know! I don't want to traumatize this kid any more than he already has..."
"I... jeez, I know Oz. It's... not an enviably position. You wanna love this kid... and you don't wanna hurt him. I... don't know what to say apart from... I'm sorry."
"I know... I know. Just... fuck me, this entire thing is a mess. Is it wrong... that a part of me kind of wishes Fizzarolli never saw Oliver in Pride, if for nothing else than I'd never have to deal with this or know about what happened to him?"
"..."
*A silence washes over the two, unsure of what to say about Asmodeus' last statement. As the two sit awkwardly, Yogirt comes in between them to help lighten the situation.*
"If I may give some wisdom and insights, your majesties?"
"...Sure. What have I got to lose."
*The therapy imp smiles to Asmodeus as he clears his throat.*
"I don't think it's wrong to wish you weren't dealing with a situation like this. A natural instinct from dealing with trauma and stressful situations is wanting to get away from them. You're not wrong for feeling the way you do. You know it's wrong, and you obviously wouldn't want to act on it at the cost of others. Letting it out is a good way to help deal with things."
*Asmodeus takes a gentle sigh of relief at the Imp's words, leaning back in his chair and staring into the ceiling as Yogirt continues speaking.*
"I can't speak for Oliver and how his therapy and treatment will look in the future. Mental health can often be a tricky and fickle mistress, and alot of times it's more of a practice than a static science, per se. Trying to navigate those topics now and in the future with as delicate and precise a care as possible will be crucial to helping him live a healthy and happy life. But you don't have to do it alone. You have me and many other high-quality professionals who specialize with kids who can help you take care of Oliver and his trauma. And with that... I would wager a good sum of money he'd make a good improvement with his mental health in at least a year or two's time. Though he might never fully heal, he'll be able to live a normal life with the right support."
"...Thanks, Yogirt. I... need to go and think about all this."
"That would be wise. I'll stay here with Satan and we'll also try and sort things out. I'll start scheduling Oliver for regular therapy and a psychiatric evaluation when I can. Do what you and Fizzarolli can to be there for him. He needs you two more than ever."
*The Sin bows and exits the building by his own, leaving Satan and Yogirt by himself. After everything today, they weren't sure what else they were to do but head home and... just decompress. All that tragedy and anger. None of them knew how the future would hold, even with all the hope going around them. None of the sins or Yogirt would know. All they knew was that if this mess wasn't sorted out, there would be figurative Hell to pay for their progress...*
*Stakes run high, as Beelzebub's mismanagement and unprofessional-ism catches up with her. With her inner struggles coming to the forefront with this revelation, Asmodeus' struggle to care for Oliver with Fizzarolli in a delicate situation, and Satan doing his best to make sure to keep this situation under wraps to prevent a scandal, how will things play out? Only time will tell...*
TW: Mentioned Death, Abuse, Depression, Mental Health Disorders, and SA
Fizzarolli's Biggest Fan
💛Male (He/Him)
💚7 Years Old
💛One of FIzzarolli's biggest fans and supporters, wants to be just like him when he grows up and entertain people
💚Is deaf, communicates through sign language, his interpreter, and sometimes writing what he means to say
💛Has had a tragic last few months. Vox's outburst with the Might of Lilith hit his apartment where his parents were when he was napping, which vaporized them but just about missed him and left him unscathed. He woke up to find them gone without a trace, and him without a family.
💚His time in the orphanage system in Hell wasn't so great either, thanks to it being underfunded, underrepresented, and generally not cared for thanks to Beelzebub's negligence (Which I'm sure Asmodeus and Fizzarolli will give a stern talking to her about at some point...). He suffered bullying and abuse by his caretakers and peers, until Fizzarolli chanced upon him one day taking a walk through Pride.
💛He was quickly scooped up from there and placed in the care of the Ranch, which now houses him and takes care of him much, much better until either he grows to adulthood or a proper caretaker can be found for him, which FIzzarolli hopes to be him one day.
💚Because of all this, despite how cheery he can be, he is showing signs of Depression, Anxiety, and PTSD related to the events to which Yogirt and the other mental health staff are helping him cope with best he can. He often has nightmares about the day he lost his parents and events in the orphanage, including a moment where he was nearly SA'd by one of his peers before he was saved by his Orphanage manager (Even for people as rotten as they are, they have standards and limits they wouldn't stoop to, and thankfully that kid is now in a mental health ward where people can properly monitor him and he won't be a threat to others.)
💛Absolutely despises Vox and VeeTek because of what happened, and will shut down, run, and cry when faced with them, especially in the presence of the former. James' actions have done a bit to calm his nerves, but he's still weary around any sight of the company and its owners.
💚Enjoys drawing and learning clown tricks from Fizzarolli, which helps keep his spirits up
💛Very soft-spoken and shy, and tends to not like causing trouble or people being very aggressive in any manner. A gentle approach is needed when speaking to him.
💚Likes teaching other kids how to sign to speak with him too. Has encouraged Yogirt and the other manager to include language courses for little ones to help bridge the communication barrier.
💙The sin of Lust, one of the seven deadly sins. Now taking on a new role unfamiliar to him, he's nervous but eager to try and make the little ones happy
💜In deep love with his partner FIzzarolli, who he cares for deeply
💙Has good instincts as a caregiver thanks to being in-tune with people, their desires, and where their limits are, but is still learning the finer details and how to properly take care of little ones
💜Always eager to ask what you'd want to do with your consent, making sure he can make you happy and take care of you well at the same time
💙Has an absolutely angelic voice to sing to you with. Be it lullabies, nursery rhymes, or any other kind of tune
💜His mane is quite warm and one can actually hide in it if they're small enough. It's like a warm pelt of fur. Very cozy place for a nap.
💙Good with littles who are LGBTQ+. The supportive, caring parent you would always want to help you better discover yourself.
💜Is a bit reluctant to adopt Oliver with Fizzarolli, due to his own hangups on being a parent and not being sure how he can balance his brand of Lust with being a proper responsible parent.
Bestest Jester in all 7 Rings
❤️Male (He/Him)
🤍A well-renowed Jester now free from the shackles of his oppressive boss Mammon, Fizzarolli now seeks to enter a new phase of his life: Parenthood and caregiving! A great way to get in tune with his younger audience and practice for adopting a kid properly.
❤️Always knows how to keep you entertained, be it a performance or song, he'll always keep you happy no matter what with his boundless charisma.
🤍Calls you his "little jester", and lets you practice little-friendly clown skills like juggling (which is cool, no doubt about it) with you. Even has a few outfits like his own he keeps around for little ones, if they'd like
❤️Do not let him cook under any circumstances, ask someone else to do it.
🤍Good with LGBTQ+ littles, like his partner Asmodeus.
❤️His robotic arms allow his to juggle (pun not indended) multiple tasks at once and do a lot of fun, flexible things
🤍Wants to adopt Oliver, both to give him pride and happiness as a father, and because of a connection he feels he has to him because of the events at Mammon's clown pageant and Oliver's tragic past few months.
*A pair of figures greet you as you enter the ranch, happy and eager to be there.*
"Well hi there little one. I'm Asmodeus, pleasure to meet you. Happy pride month, I hope you're doing well. Why am I here? Well, simple. If I'm gonna be on this whole pro age regression thing, I figure it's time I start learning more about it and being more involved. I know that... well, me and my business isn't exactly family friendly, but I can have a sweeter, more friendly side to me. I just don't tend to show it a lot because of what I do. But don't you worry your little head about that. When I'm here, I'm simply papa Ozzie."
*Suddenly, a figure from behind slinks in front and smiles, giving you a pat on the head.*
"Mhm, me too, my precious little jester. Call me whatever ya like kiddo. Papa, daddy-"
*Asmodeus blushes and looks away awkwardly. Fizzarolli hops up onto his shoulder to console him.*
"Don't be scared, you won't scar or intimidate any of them cause you're the sin of Lust. They use that word all the time."
"I know I know I... just don't wanna mess this up or get people thinking I'm-"
"Nobody's gonna think you're a wierdo, Oz. Your brand of lust is clear about consent and proper guidelines to it. Nobody would think you're a degenerate. I know they wouldn't. You aren't. So don't be afraid of stepping on your own toes. That's my job when I perform~!"
*He gives a small chuckle and kisses Fizzarolli on the cheek before turning around to talk to you again.*
"Sorry about that, just a bit flustered. New to this and all. Oh, speaking of newbies..."
*The pair make way for a special guest. A small, eager imp who simply nods to you and gives a polite wave.*
"This is Oliver. Fizzarolli met him during Mammon's last pageant and he's our little sweetheart. And he's staying here for a while. He's deaf, so he can't hear you and can only communicate through sign language and writing what he wants to say. Don't worry if you don't understand, he'll have an interpreter alongside him while he's here so you know what he says." *Asmodeus explains as he pats the kid's head. Fizzarolli kneels down to talk to him through sign language.*
"Run along kiddo, I'll be with you soon."
*The little imp happily nods and runs along, eager to meet and play with new friends. The pair give a happy sigh, before turning to you with a more somber look.*
"Hey little one... could you do us a favor? It's not a big one, we promise."
*You nod along politely, the pair leaning in to whisper to you.*
"Oliver... has been through a lot these past few months. Things haven't been easy for him and he's... had to go through some things I wouldn't wish on adults. I don't want to go talking about them cause it's personal but... just trust me when I say it's not pleasant. So could you be super nice to him and give him all the love you can? He needs a good few friends right now, and as much as we'd love to, we can't watch him 24/7."
*You say yes. Of course you would, why wouldn't you wanna be nice to someone like him? The pair give a gentle sigh of relief and both give you a hug.*
"Thank you. Truly. It means a lot to us. Now, I've taken enough of your time. Go along, I'm sure you'll see us sometime later today once arrangements have been made."
*You run off to play, before the pair look over the crowd and smile. They had alot to think about with this step forward. But... they were happy to be taking it nontheless...*
*Another day in James' Cafe was going smoothly. Nothing to write home about. That was... until Satan and Bee came along to ask him something outside.*
"Heyyyyyy buddy. So like... we kinda wanna rent your place out about a month from now and stuff. For like, our own purposes."
"Yeah... uh... for uh... something..."
*Satan looks away, a bit embaressed he's doing this and for the cloak and dagger about things. Their plan was... well, to give James a surprise Birthday party on his birthday July 5th (my own birthday as well, hue hue). And they figure doing this at his Cafe would be perfect. They just had to make sure nobody knew in the meantime...*
"Oh, uh... sure, we can do that. Nobody has taken up that offer yet actually, so you're pretty clear to do it whenever. Just uh, talk with the manager to do it, he'll get ya in a meeting and set things up. And don't be afraid to be a dork Satan, I thought you learned this already."
"Shut up..."
*He puffs some smoke out of his nostrils, before nodding and heading inside with Bee. As they arrive in the office, they have Baxter and Ethan meet them as well, gathering together.*
"This better be important, I have cruicial work to be doing and do not like to be disturbed for... social calls." *The scientist shudders at this as he looks up to the sins.*
"Y-Yeah, what's this about Mr. Satan and Queen Beelzebub? James didn't break any laws, did he?"
"Oh no, no honey! He's fine, don't worry. We just need a bit of help. See..."
*Bee and Satan whisper their plans to the pair, to which they light up happily.*
"Oh, a surprise party for James? Well, I suppose I can help with that. He is a good friend of mine after all, and was nice enough to let me keep my position at VeeTek after... the battle, so I owe him this much at least.... for being my... my friend." *He blushes and tries to refocus himself, standing upright as his crab bag opens. He takes out a pair of notes he's given on James, his likes, and other details about him.*
"Here, this is what I know and have observed about him from my time with him. Anything more I learn shall be conveyed to you through text."
"Same here, I'll help however."
"Just keep it on the down low and don't let him know we're doing this. Try and gauge what he'd like and what we should do for him. I already have a good few ideas we can bounce around, but more never hurts."
"Thanks... but... why do all this for him, if I may ask?"
"Well, any excuse to party is one thing, I do wanna get into hosting more parties outside of Gluttony to really spread the spirit of it around, y'know? But even disregarding that... I feel like he's earned it, y'know? He's done miracles for us down here. He took VeeTek and steered it's ship properly into a new age, got those Vees to finally take redemption seriously, and has done WONDERS for easing tensions between us and Heaven thanks to his work and the mall. He's really out golden boy, and it would feel wrong if we didn't host a proper celebration thanking him for all he did. Everyone wins~!"
"Fair enough..."
*And so, the pair and the manager of the Cafe agree together to make this a big celebration of him no matter what. For all he did, and for a brighter future in Hell, this would go off without a hitch...*
*An aquatic like being approaches The Attendant, shyly holding his hands together as he looks down.*
"H-Hi... I'm James. It's nice to meet you. Um... I'm an age dreamer and... I need some time to be... little. Things have been stressful and a break is needed. I promise I'll be quiet and polite, I don't wanna cause trouble, m'kay?"
*As he's speaking, a cute shark pup approaches and nuzzles against James' body.*
"Thanks... this is Vark. He's my shark pup pet. Trained for therapy and to help with my anxiety. He helps me... y'know. Socialize and... not be anxious when I need it. He's well trained too, I promise. Isn't that right boy?"
"Yip!"
"Here, I can make bubbles... if that helps somehow."
*The aquatic being forms a bubble in his hands, gently floating it to Vark who bounces it with his head. It floats for a bit before popping with a very gentle pop sound.*
"...That's neat, right?"
“Very neat, if you need some quiet, you can head to the Library Nook, Red tends to keep the library quiet.” The Attendant seemed to smile, though having no physical mouth, their eyes creased in a way that would demonstrate a smile. They gesture to doors across the Daycare, where some kids were exited to head to Naptime Cove. “Or you can go to Naptime Cove to rest, either one works, you’re more than welcome here.”
“Maybe you’ll find Sir somewhere, I’m sure the seal wouldn’t mind extra friends, he’s oddly docile. Very sweet.” They chuckled, head seeming to be on a swivel, monitoring the Daycare from the front desk.
*James gave a simple smile and nodded, thanking The Attendant before going to the Library Nook. Some peace and quiet was very much appreciated with how much business he was taking part of in recent memory. He found a gentle, quiet corner to sit on, Vark huddled close-by to keep him company. He leans onto him and sighs, his weary mind finally coming to ease a bit.*
"Thanks buddy... you always know how to make me feel better. I'm glad Baxter made you. Now make sure we stay quiet, we don't want to interrupt people here, got it?"
*James would whisper to his shark pup, before the adorable creature gave a knowing nod and simply continued to comfort his owner.*
Red, who was now dawning a long fish tail, like a mermaid, was sitting in the reading corner, quietly reading from a book in their hands to the group of children huddled around them.
The atmosphere was calm, the sky above was still a dark sky filled with swirling nebulas and stars, dimming the room, a stark contrast to the Main Area, though bubbles now float around the library, between the shelves of books that seem to go on for miles.
*As James' view came upon the mermaid-like being, his eyes widened in child-like wonder. He... could get very fascinated by things and into his own mind. Like now. He quietly moved up to Red to sit amongst the kids, not wanting to disturb anyone as him and his pet quietly let Red read to them the story for today. It felt strange, like a lot of age dreaming session felt at first, but the more time went on, the more he just... sank into it and enjoyed letting go of his worries to be more childlike.*
*An aquatic like being approaches The Attendant, shyly holding his hands together as he looks down.*
"H-Hi... I'm James. It's nice to meet you. Um... I'm an age dreamer and... I need some time to be... little. Things have been stressful and a break is needed. I promise I'll be quiet and polite, I don't wanna cause trouble, m'kay?"
*As he's speaking, a cute shark pup approaches and nuzzles against James' body.*
"Thanks... this is Vark. He's my shark pup pet. Trained for therapy and to help with my anxiety. He helps me... y'know. Socialize and... not be anxious when I need it. He's well trained too, I promise. Isn't that right boy?"
"Yip!"
"Here, I can make bubbles... if that helps somehow."
*The aquatic being forms a bubble in his hands, gently floating it to Vark who bounces it with his head. It floats for a bit before popping with a very gentle pop sound.*
"...That's neat, right?"
“Very neat, if you need some quiet, you can head to the Library Nook, Red tends to keep the library quiet.” The Attendant seemed to smile, though having no physical mouth, their eyes creased in a way that would demonstrate a smile. They gesture to doors across the Daycare, where some kids were exited to head to Naptime Cove. “Or you can go to Naptime Cove to rest, either one works, you’re more than welcome here.”
“Maybe you’ll find Sir somewhere, I’m sure the seal wouldn’t mind extra friends, he’s oddly docile. Very sweet.” They chuckled, head seeming to be on a swivel, monitoring the Daycare from the front desk.
*James gave a simple smile and nodded, thanking The Attendant before going to the Library Nook. Some peace and quiet was very much appreciated with how much business he was taking part of in recent memory. He found a gentle, quiet corner to sit on, Vark huddled close-by to keep him company. He leans onto him and sighs, his weary mind finally coming to ease a bit.*
"Thanks buddy... you always know how to make me feel better. I'm glad Baxter made you. Now make sure we stay quiet, we don't want to interrupt people here, got it?"
*James would whisper to his shark pup, before the adorable creature gave a knowing nod and simply continued to comfort his owner.*
TAG YOUR MOOTS AND MAKE THEM EXPLAIN THEIR USERNAMES LORE
Starting with me:
Hyyl18 because when i was youngest i had a group in a random app with some friends and i didnt knew qhat username to use so i decided to create one with things i used to read since we were talking abt fanfic in this group so: Hot Yaoi Yuri Lemon +18 stuff (i was in my dirty era dont dare to judge me). Hyyl18 thats it. Now i use it everywhere yay
@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @cuntyteardrop @glassesgirlies @leninthestarlight @bardorsomethinglikethat anyone else who wanna join tbh yay
Got mine back when I was in my FNAF era, my favorite animatronic was Mangle. At first it was Manglefan but it changed to Mangos for genuinely no reason. Now it sticked to almost every account I have.
uh i’m tired most of the time and my favorite character is archibald strutted from archibald’s next big thing so that’s why i’m called “sleepystrutter28”
I had two previous accounts with the same name but slightly altered and I lost them so yeah
@mountaindewfein @ojwolfy @theoff1calfou4 @gummymew @pinnedd-board @bumbiddybiddybiddybumbummm @b0ba1nw0nderl4nd @nullaby27 @nspilothat + anyone I forgot to tag & open tags!!
aaauauuaua. paintbrush 👍👍 i identified as a paintbrush fictionkin way back when 😌😌 and i thought it would be cute to name myself paintytherealest. so like i was the "realest" version of them and also i was "real" in the sense of being honest and trustworthy and shit. i think i may have outgrown it a little, not so sure about tying my online identity to a fictional character that isnt mine LOL but i still use it for platforms which i dont intend to talk with irl peeps much.
ummm @justanotherjaykist @bananacaramel @b1ossomk3y2 @krmk-wrkshp @f00l-m3-n0t @risesthemoon-18 @roselalabunny @msuiclovr @metabsstuff + open tags. i actually tried to hunt for more of my moots for once heh
When I first started getting interested in crk I created a cookiesona named Paint Chip Cookie and basically they were named that because I'm interested in both art and computer related stuff (also because most of my online art is digital). I made them a chocolate chip cookie robot hybrid because the 2nd thing in their name can also be used to refer to the 2nd word in chocolate chip cookie other than computer chips.
I thought about starting another online alias and I did when I created this Tumblr account.
I realized it was pretty funny it sounded like Paintbrush from ii and I've been hyper fixated on that character for a lot of months. And also, it just kinda fits what I do. My artstyle mostly looks like paintings and I'm pretty interested in computers aside from art. (I'm also interested in 2 other jobs but I don't know if it's important)
@sunnysunsunsunsunshine @lightbrushlover69
@v1ru5-teh-g00ber @viaisalightbulb12
@sadestghost + Any other moots or just anyone in general I didn't tag
I AM GENUINELY SO SORRY IF I DIDN'T TAG YOU IF I CHECK MY MOOTS THIS POST WILL BE DELETED OR A DRAFT
I'm also sorry if anyone didn't wanna be mentioned. Like, really sorry.
ok so mine originates from the profile I made on scratch a year or two ago for coding assignments I needed for school. I had these ghost OCs (you can see them on my ArtFight) (im still using them I just don’t really post about them and this is when I first made them) and they all had super traumatic backstories. I didn’t know what to put my username as, so I put “SAD_GH0ST” because my OCs were ghosts that were sad. From then, I made it my Twitch account because I didn’t have anything else in mind. SO whenever I’d hop on a Discoholic stream, he’d say my name, and it became so iconic that I’ve kept it and will hopefully keep it for long.
also depending on what app and when, my name will have different variations! Things along the lines of “sad ghost” “sad ghosty” “ghosty” “that ghost on your bus” or “ghost with a backpack” have been used
I created this when Bell [my gobb oc was a time traveler] but when I actually started posting she never became that she kinda just merged with my gobb obsession at the time. I wouldn't say its that unique and interesting but hey it works.
I have changed from so many different names, but ‘amalgamation’ always seemed to be apart of it, the term just kind of stuck with me due to events in my own life, I felt as if I was an amalgamation.
Hey everyone, just making a quick internet safety PSA. A blog by the name of https://www.tumblr.com/cherri-dusty-xoxo tried to phish me.
They said they accidentally reported me, but somehow tumblr were still able to find multiple phishing and financial scam reports on my account.
For an Agere Blog.
Sure.
This is fake obviously, don't interact with this person, or anybody who tries to make this claim, they're just trying to get into your account. And always double check and be sure when somebody makes claims like this that there's legitimacy behind them. Especially you little ones, they take advantage of emotions and fear of urgency to scam people who don't know any better. Remember to be vigilant and always second guess.
(And for reference, no I have not done any of this. I haven't gotten paid anything in my entire life that wasn't from scholarships or grants for my college tuition.)
