Multiverse Agere Ranch

[satansmultiverseranch]

Intro

In a bizzare twist of fate, a strange portal has openned up in the ranch. Nothing seems harmful about it, and any attempt to go through it simply results in coming out the other end in the same room as if nothing happened. What could this all be...?

A multiversal alt of @satansagereranch for rps regarding multiple canons and/or fanons. See that blog for current HCs and characters within the ranch related to the hellaverse. Other HCs and characters will be posted here

Current Littles:

Zoraal Ja (Headcanons)

Invader Zim (Headcanons)

Almighty Tallest Purple and Red (Played by @amalgamatedmind (Headcanons))

Current CGs:

Nothing here so far...

Others:

GIR (Headcanons)

Pronouns: He/Him

I AM an adult (25 1/2) IRL. Please keep that in mind when interacting with me.

(For the safety of myself and others, I will not be personal friends with those who are minors. I thank you for your understanding)

DNI

-k!nk/nsfw of any kind

-homophobes

-transphobes

-ableists

-xenophobes

-racist

-anti agere

-Generally any kind of mean person.

[amalgamatedmind]

*This was not how he wanted his birthday to go. James was hoping for a small, nice celebration with him and his friends, but now he was having to deal with THIS. Another attack from Alastor, the prick. He was done being nice, this time, he was going for a killshot...*

*...Or so he thought, if it wasn't a ploy by Ethan to get him into his cafe for his surprise party. He stormed with James to the Cafe, an evil smile behind his concerned expression as he played along with the "incident".*

"That's it, I'm DONE with this guy. I am having Rosie serve him in the cannibal town stew, may GOD have mercy on him."

"I don't know what happened, he just came and-"

"Doesn't matter, he's done for."

*James finally arrives at the cafe, brushing the doors open with an angered expression.*

"Alright Al, I'm done, so get your-"

"SURPRISE~!"

*A stream of confetti arose from the area, as the current visitors of the cafe clapped and laughed a bit at the scenario they had cooked up for James here.*

"Got you good, didn't I?"

"Suprise bitch, happy birthday!"

"Wh... you guys, you didn't have to surprise me like this, I was scared shitless Al was about to destroy everything again."

"Yeah, but it's way more fun seeing your cute face light up when you realize you have a party in your name thrown by the queen of them."

"...T-Thanks... but why?" *He says, his cheeks blushing madly as Bee gives him a reassuring side hug.*

"It's a party, do I need a reason? And also, it only feels right we celebrate the sinner helping to give Hell a new lease on life. You've done alot of work for us with VeeTek and your Mall here, so it's only proper we at least do a bit for you in return, no~?"

“Least we could do for you, pececitos.”

“Yeah, you've had to put up with our bullshit for too many months, even after you took over.”

“Call it us behaving in public.”

The three Vees popped up one by one and had wrapped their hands around James, being mindful not to go too low.

“Great Plan, Bee. Charlie will be here when you need her with the bigger surprise! But that's for laterrrr! Come on Birthday boy! Lets get this thing started!!”

Lucifer snatched James out of the Vee's grips and flew the boy about, landing him down on a chair facing the biggest table in the café and then flew up to the ceiling, just perching.

“Jaaaames! Hi hi hi! This took FOREVER to do! I'm glad we could come!”

Niffty was right at James's left, dragging Baxter by the hand and presenting James with a birthday crown, with some chibi looking cutouts of James himself stickied onto the crown.

[satansmultiverseranch]

"Oh my gosh, thanks Luci. And Niffty... that's adorable. Just like you." *James said happily as he put the crown on and pet the little maid, as Vark came to comfort him.*

"Yip!"

"You are very welcome. I worked very hard with our friend here on this. And I have my own present for you as well. A little thing I've been working on in secret for a while. I present..."

*The scientist gives a dramatic flair, walking back to get the best angle, before he reveals under a tarp... a switch.*

"...A switch? For what?"

"Easy! You said that while you enjoy the look of the cafe, you would like to be able to immerse guests in environments and realms outside our own for special events. Well today, I present to you the fruits of months of labor." *Baxter switches the flip to the on position, and suddenly, the walls and ceilings of the Cafe change into a tropical beach-like aesthetic.*

"You always said you wanted something like this for your birthday, so why not bring it to you?"

"Baxter, you absolute GENIUS I love you!"

*Baxter giggles, patting himself on the back as Ethan joins the birthday boy on the main stage.*

"Happy Birthday James."

*He gives James a smooch on the cheek, causing the fish to blush and wiggle a bit in his seat.*

"You could've chosen a less surprising way to get me in here like... a technical malfunction or a rowdy customer."

"We wanted to make sure you never suspected a thing. It worked, didn't it?"

"Yeah, and gave me a small heart attack in the process, ya dingus."

*He knocks Ethan's shoulder, the pair laughing happily.*

[dearybuneary]

ღ Trans Girl Regressor Jax icons (please reblog if you save)!

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[chwt0y]

[jake-a-doo]

…His name is Neuls uvu

[jake-a-doo]

I feel like I’d be a shark with a little captain’s hat if I was in the amazing digital circus uwu~

[satansmultiverseranch]

*Well, James was around today to know the news Zim was recovering. Recovering... as well as one could in his status. He seemed to get over the shock of the weight of his situation and reality hitting him for now, but unfortunately... he still had a long ways to go before he'd be back to how he was before. He seems he'd be regressing alot and needed someone to comfort him. He figured "Why not"? He was currently carrying the Irken like his own child, happily escorting him down the hallways.*

"You're doing great, Zim. You'll be okay. I'm here."

Zim: "...Papa?"

"You can call me that, yes. Papa James will keep you safe."

*As they were walking, they came across Purple and Red talking to each other. Zim sees them and immediately gasps, before hiding his head behind James and sniffling.*

"What's wrong baby?"

Zim: "*sniff*... I'm a failure. I failed as an Irken and I'm a big failure! Nobody loves me!" *The sad alien replied, before hitting his head. James immediately stopped him in his tracks and looked him in the eye.*

"Stop that, now. I will not have you do that to yourself. You ARE loved. By alot of people AND by me, and I would be devastated if you hurt yourself or went away."

Zim: "You're just saying that to be nice..."

"No I ain't. I love you, faults and all Zim. You're one of a kind, and though you may have made mistakes and ain't perfect, I wouldn't trade you for any other Irken. I promise."

*Zim simply sobs a bit more, crying into James' shoulder for comfort as he looked over the tallest with a hint of shame and... uncertainty of how to proceed.*

"...Sorry. He's regressed and as you can tell... he... really feels bad about letting you two down alot."

[amalgamatedmind]

Red and Purple looked over at Zim, before looking at each other.

Purple, honestly covered his face, shaking a bit, not that he felt bad at all, but, seeing Zim, like this?? It was amusing to him, and he was shielding his face from showing off he was laughing.

Red, in following, gave Purple a smirk before turning back to face Zim and James.

“Didn't know the defective could cry.”

Red, for one, had given up on trying to address Zim as anything other than a defective, by Irken definition, there was no other name for it, and unless someone were to re-code their PAK's, it'd continue to stay that way.

It wasn't as if Red was even being mockingly as he said it either, it was a genuine query, he honestly didn't know that Zim could cry.

“R-Red- My PAK's gonna leak from laughing too hard- oh my Tallest-”

Purple muttered in between choked sobs.

“H-Hes a smeet thing- an honest to goodness smeet thing-”

Red just took Purple into his arms and patted his back as he let Purple catch his breath and calm down, eventually in front of James, at least one of them seemed to know when it was on the border of insulting.

“I really am sorry for Pur, he's- malfunctioning here, we were having a very intense debate about the next plan for our adoring fans before you showed up with him in your arms, Pur simply wasn't expecting it.”

Red attempted to excuse Purple, sure that was stretching the truth a bit but, who cared? It was half-true.

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"...Sorry, hold on." *James covers Zim's ears before continuing.* "What the fuck is wrong with you two? You're laughing at a damn child cause he was defective. Again, I GET IT, not a lot of reasons to like him, I wouldn't if he put me in a hell hole too, but he's a CHILD for christ's sake. One who couldn't take responsibility for any of that if he tried. Even for Irkens who only care about blowing things up and stuff, even for YOU that's a low point. Have you no desire for anything other than food or conquest? Are Irkens truly without any sort of heart? I know you two are a thing, it's so obvious you two are a couple. Wouldn't that be defective too, hm? So who are you to judge?!"

Zim: "...Wan be good Irken. Wan make Pur and Red happy..." *Zim said softly to himself as he looked ever so slightly to the tallest with an honest, child-like tear in his eyes. One of shame, hurt, and pure, honest vulnerability. He was spilling his guts out to these two. His truest, honest emotions... without a filter or anything like before covering it up.*

[amalgamatedmind]

Purple had thankfully shut up, stopped laughing, and was paying attention to Zim to have zoned out of the latter half of James's scolding.

Purple tilted his head and looked down at Zim, then pulled out a puppet from his PAK and had it hug Zim's cheek, or at least giving off that illusion while Purple's hand squished Zim from underneath the puppet.

“Happy little smeet, making his empire proud, serving his Tallest without a care in the world.”

Something about that pure, unfiltered look on Zim's face made Purple spin a 90°, apart of him still, unfazed, but another part wanting to comfort him.

Meanwhile Red just looked angry, he would've been smug if James hadn't mentioned the hypocrisy.

His PAK legs dug into the ground, making him tower more over James, and lean right into his face.

“What me and Purple are, is none of your concern and should never be used as blackmail against a Tallest, you do not get to throw that card when you're fighting a losing argument, I apologized for Purple's behavior, surely I don't deserve the secret that could get me KILLED being casually thrown about just because Purple couldn't control himself.”

He'd grabbed James, just his shirt collar, antenna vibrating, so, so upset and angry and a tad bit scared.

[satansmultiverseranch]

"Chill, okay? I couldn't tell the massive or whatever your bosses are if I wanted to. I don't know how to and Shepard certainly wouldn't let me know. So you won't be killed if people know that here. Heck, I'd imagine most people probably already do ship you two together anyways, so it's not like anybody would be surprised or care. Remember, fictional characters. The other Irkens don't know about here and can't hurt you. And Shepard isn't letting them in to mess with you either." *James would say to try and calm him down, taking note of Purple's much more endearing reaction to Zim and smiling.*

Zim: "Hehe... I'll make you two the proudest tallest ever... I hope."

"I'm not trying to get you two in trouble, okay? I'm trying to say to be a little more empathetic to Zim and especially when he's little. You two should know how being defective feels in your empire and how bad it would feel if it was known. Zim has had to deal with that for years, but despite that, he still tried his hardest to do right by you two and take over earth, a mission he GENUINELY believed in. So be a little nice to him. He may be a bit rough around the edges... but he's about as loyal to you guys as anyone else might be. At least, when he's small like this. And also, laughing and bullying kids around here is a good way to get you in trouble and people to want to kick your butt, so don't do it with anyone else either. Trust me, you do NOT want that reputation sticking to you around these parts."

Zim: "...They won't hurt Red and Purple, right?"

"Hopefully not, but if they do, you'll protect them cause you're their strongest and most bravest warrior, aren't you my little smeetling~!" *Replied James in an uplifting tone as he squished Zim's cheeks and made him giggle.*

"Don't be afraid to be yourselves here. This is a safe space."

[satansmultiverseranch]

*Well, James was around today to know the news Zim was recovering. Recovering... as well as one could in his status. He seemed to get over the shock of the weight of his situation and reality hitting him for now, but unfortunately... he still had a long ways to go before he'd be back to how he was before. He seems he'd be regressing alot and needed someone to comfort him. He figured "Why not"? He was currently carrying the Irken like his own child, happily escorting him down the hallways.*

"You're doing great, Zim. You'll be okay. I'm here."

Zim: "...Papa?"

"You can call me that, yes. Papa James will keep you safe."

*As they were walking, they came across Purple and Red talking to each other. Zim sees them and immediately gasps, before hiding his head behind James and sniffling.*

"What's wrong baby?"

Zim: "*sniff*... I'm a failure. I failed as an Irken and I'm a big failure! Nobody loves me!" *The sad alien replied, before hitting his head. James immediately stopped him in his tracks and looked him in the eye.*

"Stop that, now. I will not have you do that to yourself. You ARE loved. By alot of people AND by me, and I would be devastated if you hurt yourself or went away."

Zim: "You're just saying that to be nice..."

"No I ain't. I love you, faults and all Zim. You're one of a kind, and though you may have made mistakes and ain't perfect, I wouldn't trade you for any other Irken. I promise."

*Zim simply sobs a bit more, crying into James' shoulder for comfort as he looked over the tallest with a hint of shame and... uncertainty of how to proceed.*

"...Sorry. He's regressed and as you can tell... he... really feels bad about letting you two down alot."

[amalgamatedmind]

Red and Purple looked over at Zim, before looking at each other.

Purple, honestly covered his face, shaking a bit, not that he felt bad at all, but, seeing Zim, like this?? It was amusing to him, and he was shielding his face from showing off he was laughing.

Red, in following, gave Purple a smirk before turning back to face Zim and James.

“Didn't know the defective could cry.”

Red, for one, had given up on trying to address Zim as anything other than a defective, by Irken definition, there was no other name for it, and unless someone were to re-code their PAK's, it'd continue to stay that way.

It wasn't as if Red was even being mockingly as he said it either, it was a genuine query, he honestly didn't know that Zim could cry.

“R-Red- My PAK's gonna leak from laughing too hard- oh my Tallest-”

Purple muttered in between choked sobs.

“H-Hes a smeet thing- an honest to goodness smeet thing-”

Red just took Purple into his arms and patted his back as he let Purple catch his breath and calm down, eventually in front of James, at least one of them seemed to know when it was on the border of insulting.

“I really am sorry for Pur, he's- malfunctioning here, we were having a very intense debate about the next plan for our adoring fans before you showed up with him in your arms, Pur simply wasn't expecting it.”

Red attempted to excuse Purple, sure that was stretching the truth a bit but, who cared? It was half-true.

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"...Sorry, hold on." *James covers Zim's ears before continuing.* "What the fuck is wrong with you two? You're laughing at a damn child cause he was defective. Again, I GET IT, not a lot of reasons to like him, I wouldn't if he put me in a hell hole too, but he's a CHILD for christ's sake. One who couldn't take responsibility for any of that if he tried. Even for Irkens who only care about blowing things up and stuff, even for YOU that's a low point. Have you no desire for anything other than food or conquest? Are Irkens truly without any sort of heart? I know you two are a thing, it's so obvious you two are a couple. Wouldn't that be defective too, hm? So who are you to judge?!"

Zim: "...Wan be good Irken. Wan make Pur and Red happy..." *Zim said softly to himself as he looked ever so slightly to the tallest with an honest, child-like tear in his eyes. One of shame, hurt, and pure, honest vulnerability. He was spilling his guts out to these two. His truest, honest emotions... without a filter or anything like before covering it up.*

[satansmultiverseranch]

*Well, James was around today to know the news Zim was recovering. Recovering... as well as one could in his status. He seemed to get over the shock of the weight of his situation and reality hitting him for now, but unfortunately... he still had a long ways to go before he'd be back to how he was before. He seems he'd be regressing alot and needed someone to comfort him. He figured "Why not"? He was currently carrying the Irken like his own child, happily escorting him down the hallways.*

"You're doing great, Zim. You'll be okay. I'm here."

Zim: "...Papa?"

"You can call me that, yes. Papa James will keep you safe."

*As they were walking, they came across Purple and Red talking to each other. Zim sees them and immediately gasps, before hiding his head behind James and sniffling.*

"What's wrong baby?"

Zim: "*sniff*... I'm a failure. I failed as an Irken and I'm a big failure! Nobody loves me!" *The sad alien replied, before hitting his head. James immediately stopped him in his tracks and looked him in the eye.*

"Stop that, now. I will not have you do that to yourself. You ARE loved. By alot of people AND by me, and I would be devastated if you hurt yourself or went away."

Zim: "You're just saying that to be nice..."

"No I ain't. I love you, faults and all Zim. You're one of a kind, and though you may have made mistakes and ain't perfect, I wouldn't trade you for any other Irken. I promise."

*Zim simply sobs a bit more, crying into James' shoulder for comfort as he looked over the tallest with a hint of shame and... uncertainty of how to proceed.*

"...Sorry. He's regressed and as you can tell... he... really feels bad about letting you two down alot."

[trinketstar]

Hi im at glitch and im directing the next Digital Circus spinoff. It'll be so marketable!

[serendippertyy]

happy pride to transfem jax,,, anytime someone draws transfem jax fairies are born and flowers bloom...

[cgbubble]

mooore of sinny ☝️ okay ? featuring @tinyprincecrim's oc berry ^_^

[cgbubble]

what if the amongus guys all cuddled? one big cuddle pile >:] that would be awesome :D

stack them like blocks

you alerted them ... they must stay huddled together to defend

[satansmultiverseranch]

*James would walk up to Jake with a happy little cupcake in his hands.*

"Happy birthday buddy! Sorry I'm so late, things have been very busy with things here and my business, but happy birthday!"

*He sits the cupcake down and holds out a shark onesie he got for the little human*

"I hope you like it! Now you can be a shark whenever-'

*As they're talking, a small robot walks up to them and touches Jake's shoulder.*

GIR: "I found a pizza~!"

*GIR says, holding out a pizza he got from... somewhere before swallowing it whole. James is quick to wipe his mouth off of all the grease and pizza debris before chuckling.*

"Oh yeah, we have some new visitors you may have heard about. This is one of this. This is GIR, and he's... a silly one, to be sure."

GIR: "Did I tell you about the story of how I became a giant pizza?" *He said in a cutesy tone, a derpy, happy expression on his face.*

"Where did you get it anyways?"

GIR: "The tall aliens have a bunch of pizzas they eat, I took one of them they weren't eating!"

"GIR... we shouldn't steal things from others if we don't wanna get in trouble, remember?"

GIR: "Oh, right. I wanted Pizza." *He giggles and puts on his dog costume before walking around and observing things.*

[eefys-playroom]

“You've made this day a special day, by just your being you. There's no person in the whole world like you, and I like you just the way you are.”

Mister Rogers themed moodboard!

credit to @sunnimals for interaction banner

[tinyprincecrim]

There's small crewmates among us

Berry wanted to Tag along with Big Sibling Purps and ended up making a friend (with a tail!) along the way!

Sinny (pink tiny fella) belongs to @cgbubble!!!

[cgbubble]

ok heres the freakinggggg self insert i was talking about in the other post smiles looks at you blinks at uou. ok more under the cut yay

any stuff i make with it will probably be in a fix-it universe where nobody dies because the thought of blue dying fills me with despair they both have to be happy and alive forever and ever

[https-little-star]

cute beast! become crayon!!!

alt under the break is me coloring in the dark, so the colors are wrong </3 sorey