Memes and other fun things

I'm a gender queer person. My preferred pronouns are they, them, theirs, however I won't be upset if you use others.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[vulture-jack]

i legit forget that “aeiou” is how people write the vowels out sometimes and i see “aeiou” and my brain immediately goes the fuck off like AEYOU. AEYOU. EBRBRBRBRBRBRRBRBBRBRBRBRRB QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT  QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT  QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT

JOHN MADDEN

[cutemoshpit-deactivated20200813]

[littlebluecaboose]

*on a date*

babe….when im with you……shrimp heaven really *is* now……

[clockworkrobotic]

the wildest thing happened to me the other day i found out a male coworker is into irish music so i told him that my dad is an irish musician and would he like to come to a session and he straight up irl said to me “name 5 irish songs your dad knows”

[clockworkrobotic]

he asked me if i play and i told him i played the fiddle when i was a teenager but havent played in years and he was like “oh cool. i play drums” as in a drum kit you know the famously folkish instrument the drum kit. bitch my name is molly o'reilly you really wanna challenge the legitimacy of my irish music involvement

[clockworkrobotic]

i can name 5 songs with my name in them

[metallica-slipknot]

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Ok. Who wants to see him? I need to know.

[princet-andy]

Him??

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Yes.

HIM

[sleepiestprincess]

I NEEDED to see him

[sepulchral-r0t]

@satansticklishminion​ B A B E

[solvatochrome]

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

[theskiesabovelife]

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

[solvatochrome]

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

[metal-gear-zeke]

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

[harmonicstupidity]

[0meadow-deactivated20200602]

quitting my job to focus on getting sluttier

[valtsv]

outfit idea

[ghostkult-deactivated20200121]

[sepulchral-r0t]

@satansticklishminion

[crookedaliensoul-deactivated202]

[sepulchral-r0t]

I’m crying these are so cute And theyre also SO @full-fathom-phantom

[i-am-a-fish]

yeehaw?

[skin--slave]

When there’s a spider

[mymewodys-deactivated20190414]

: 3

[edude-makes-comics]

Its hot.

[i-am-a-fish]

oh gosh oh gee she has me