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pk, 20smth, they/them i cant believe this name wasnt taken. disco elysium sideblog

[velvetchaika]

[not-all-trains]

A brief compilation of encyclopedia being the best most useless skill ever:

IMAGE DESCRIPTION: a series of screenshots from Disco Elysium

1. ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike.

YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother?

2. THE GREATEST INNOCENCE - That's the spirit. Here we go! Question 1: Who was the first innocence?

ENCYCLOPEDIA (Medium: Success] - Oh yeah, this is what I was made for.

YOU - That so? Alright, go on, give me all the hints you got.

ENCYCLOPEDIA - A pop quiz is a short examination designed to test your knowledge without any prior warning or announcement. Such exams allow the teacher to assess how thoroughly the students have retained the material at hand - voila! Now blast that first innocence!

3. ENCYCLOPEDIA [Medium: Success] - Hm, what's a snuff milieu?

4. ENCYCLOPEDIA (Challenging: Success] - Absolutely no idea. A hundred years?

5. ENCYCLOPEDIA [Easy: Success] - Mea culpa! You were not familiar with that one either. This man is a book head.

6. ENCYCLOPEDIA (Medium: Success] - What you *do* know is: at 18.9 km, the dormant shield volcano *Corpus Mundi* is the world's highest summit; and the failure of the '38 single 'Et Puis Du Sang' to crack the Top 20 was the death knell of disco. But -- what a *field autopsy* is? You have no idea.

YOU - Why don't you know? What use are you?

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[gurgurvi]

disco elysium thoughts

[katabay]

before and after, but also: alternative methods to lighting a cigarette

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[dodddraws]

They make the brain go brrrrr

[njr654]

[revacholianpizzaagenda]

Doctor Titus’ orders!

[elpsykangaroo-deactivated202406]

Visit Original Link

[sourpatchgoat]

The man of everyone's life.

[sourpatchgoat]

Kim found someone's lost dog, irresponsible owners 🙄

[sourpatchgoat]

Kim I can't believe you want this man carnally

[sourpatchgoat]

Good boys get treats

Reference

[sourpatchgoat]

I'm winning a game I didn't even know I was playing

[satelliteofficer]

that one vine

[army-of-bee-assassins]

[image description: A three panel comic of Jean, Kim and Harry from the video game Disco Elysium. It is drawn in mostly black ink, with a pale orange used for shading and some coloring, particularly Kim's jacket. Jean, smoking a cigarette, looks at Kim and asks, "Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Lieutenant?" Kim, who is also smoking, looks back at Jean calmly and responds, "No." Harry looks emotional and says, "I do." Jean looks tired, not looking at Harry as he responds, "I know, Harry." Harry continues, "I'm sad." Jean says, "I know, Harry." End ID.]

[gurgurvi]

some guys

[pointnclick]

my job in the 1930s was to hang around the docks and blow all the union guys

[wittysquiddy]

Call that a whistleblower

[pointnclick]

talk about union busting

[speedfreaks-fm]

dw i’m still on my bullshit

[a-prawn]

sun’s out guns out