“Orientation begins now.
Attendance is mandatory.”
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❖ ADMISSION CONFIRMED
Congratulations.
Against the better judgement of the faculty, you’ve been accepted into Tokyo Jujutsu High.
There is no tuition.
There is, however, a very high chance of emotional damage (and death).
Please collect your ID card from one Gojo Satoru (we know you know who he is).
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Missing: One Special Grade sorcerer. White hair. Blue eyes. Ego approximately 6’3”. If found, return before he causes another incident.
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❖ STUDENT FILE
Name: A
Grade: Special Grade / Second Year // first year uni student
Affiliation: Tokyo Jujutsu High
Status: Alive (physically)
Cursed Technique: Still under investigation. // student of Literature, Writing, Latin, Spanish and Japanese
Mission Success Rate: Depends who’s asking.
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❖ CAMPUS RULES
❖ Do not enter abandoned buildings alone.
❖ If Gojo says “trust me,” reconsider.
❖ If Nanami tells you to go home, go home.
❖ If someone says, “It’ll only be a Grade 2 curse,” start running.
❖ Please stop adopting emotionally unavailable sorcerers.
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❖ NOTICE BOARD
📌 Jujutsu Kaisen
📌 Marvel
📌 IWTV
📌 Music
📌 Miscellaneous
⚠ Faculty Reminder: Please refrain from attempting to fix Suguru Geto. This has been attempted before.
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❖ LOST & FOUND
Currently unclaimed:
• One cursed tool
• Yuji’s last brain cell
• Med School cheat sheet
• Megumi’s happiness
• A weird box with eyes
• Nobara’s patience
• My sleep schedule
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❖ MISSION BOARD
□ Ask a question - in the ask box
□ Send fic recs - please please please
□ DNI with this page if you’re a minor
□ Cry over Satosugu
□ Repeat
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❖ EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Should a Special Grade appear:
1. Remain calm.
2. Panic.
3. Wait for Gojo.
4. Realise he was sealed five minutes ago.
5. Panic harder.
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❖ DEPARTURE NOTICE
You are now leaving Tokyo Jujutsu High.
Whether you leave emotionally intact is another matter.
