cool

hello im amber and i remade bc i suck

[saturgay]

pls take my survey for my stats class

https://utexas.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_8IJt4THqFtL0lo1

[saturgay]

my computer, begging for death after not being shut down in over a month: *lags, browser freezes, mouse refuses to move*

me: listen buddy we've all got problems

[zenies-deactivated20160523]

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

MILF

Man, I’d Love to Fuckingdie

[labias]

All boys do is lie and nut fast

[antmanstan]

me: *plays PILLOWTALK* friends: dammit change the song! me: *plays PILLOWTALK Acoustic* 🌝

[funkybug]

i am so tired and so gay

[deucebasket-deactivated20140604]

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

[oomshi]

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

[funkybug]

i am so tired and so gay

[saturgay]

friends!! i have returned i think

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

[hotsenator]

fucking idiot

me to me (via v-ws)

[nancyxbotwin]

[itsaubreylmfao]

harry styles has the face of a concerned mother

[itsaubreylmfao]

timothy you haven’t touched your dinner is something wrong

[fagsindubai-deactivated20170815]

i need like 3 shots before checking either my grades or my bank account

[repllicunt]