[sandersea]

the foxes, after living with neil and andrew all year: you two???? what????? i’m so surprised!!! why didn’t you say anything????

jean, after seeing them interact one (1) time: well this is gay and also none of my business

[thoushaltnotlive]

I love how Jean is so focused on Kevin and Neil that whenever there is a scene with them he always just say: oh yeah and Kevin's pet goalkeeper is there too I guess (because Andrew is always there for them) before he starts spiraling hard.

It's so funny that in Neil's pov Andrew was always lager than life, this heavy, commanding presenc that always took up all of the attention in the room ect... ect...

And now we can see that he's really just a dude most of the time (when he isn't high as fuck) and Neil was just very very very gay for andrew, without even realising.

[solavei]

thinking about Neil going across the country on his own and the foxes saying PLEASE be good behave yourself do NOT be a shithead and he says “okay❤️🫶” but immediately does murder for hire within an hour of arriving in California

[the-greater-grief]

Andrew: I noticed our bank account balance looks a bit lower than it should. Any idea what that’s about?

Neil: Oh, yeah. I had Stuart put out a hit on an ex-Raven while I was in LA. Some asshole who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer when Jean told him to fuck off.

Andrew: Cool, just make a note about that in the budget.

Josten-Minyard budget item from July 2007: “$500,000; Los Angeles garbage disposal fee”

[pherntinantos-deactivated202207]

[fairyofthemoon]

[saturn0310]

I used to have these moments when I realized im a real person who is living. That I’m going to die one day and the world will keep going on without me and I used to be so deeply afraid.

Now when I have those moments I feel so at peace that I won’t have to feel like this anymore.

[meyhew]

[neil-jostenminyard]

terms that jean uses for neil in the sunshine court:

tiny bastard

tedious malcontent

abominable cockroach

wayward child

rabid little Fox

wretched little runaway

ignorant child

[bb-8]

thank you for TSC @korakos, we are eternally grateful

[ninyard]

exy fans + twitter

[artrealla]

why'd you crack the door open man there was a sock on the door for a reason

[foxhole-pipe-dream]

I came across this during my Nora tweet search and it made me laugh so loud 😭

Ma'am... Do you mean exy or.... 👀

[the-siren-queens-lover]

[sunshineforjean]

The way i didn't care at all for Jean when i first read aftg. Now I'm like "just tell me names, I'll get rid of them for you", "Oh you want the sun? I'll give you the sun". I'll do anything to protect my jellybean

[meyhew]

neil in aftg can pass off as like… Almost borderline semi-normal kid who’s found himself in insane circumstances when rlly all he wants to do is play a crazy sport because he looks at andrew’s problems and kevin’s lack of spine and riko’s entire existence and he does believe he’s almost borderline semi-normal. just a paranoid liar bc his dad wants to murder him. then u see him from an outsider’s pov and he’s damn near psychotic arranging a hit on someone while on a lunch date with his gangster uncle and the guy who taped his skin back together after continuous torture not even a year ago and he does it without breaking a sweat while stringing up a series of lies to feed to the FBI. character or ALL time

[mor3au]

completely feral over this, no one speak to me i’m busy giggling and kicking my feet

[meyhew]

also i find it deeply funny that in tsc andrew is just kevin’s pet goalkeeper and kevin’s pet monster and “that creepy little goalkeeper” when he takes up soooo much space in aftg in literally every fucking scene. even when he isn’t physically present he’s taking up space on the page because neil won’t stop thinking about him. then u get inside jean’s head and he’s like yeah aaron minyard is uninteresting outside of his outstanding murder charge and andrew is also there

[booksydaisy]

Nothing. Nothing in this whole world will be funnier than the fact that Jean thought the foxes were protecting Kevin and Neil because they didn't know about the mafia angle and then him finding out they knew and being like "oh. These people be crazy crazy for shits and giggles" 🤣🤣😂