once more into the foxhole

you can call me riley. she/her. obsessed with these dumb boys. i do ficbinding sometimes: Pipe Dream Press

[neil-jostenminyard]

terms that jean uses for neil in the golden raven:

ill-bred child

malfunctioning cretin

disobedient shit-stain

rancid menace

(but mostly he just calls him neil 🥹)

[doesephs]

friend told me to get over myself and do art… guess she was right

[instigatorjosten]

Neil really looked riko dead in the eye and said “from one daddy issues freak to another, get your shit together, you’re bad for the brand” and i love him for that

[charleston-yappa]

Our favorite instigator <3

[tactiletelekonesis]

i think if neil was more in tune with how attraction works, he wouldve said “you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid” to at least one person (likely riko but possibly andrew closer to the beginning of knowing him) and it wouldve gotten him stabbed immediately

[doesephs]

if you see a bitch on the slopes with a bad bob that is NOT kevin day. go the other way.

[peterpatterr]

Neil Josten is the kind of person to become genuinely offended when accused of lying over something he 100% lied about.

[jtl-fics]

But like it was a reaaaaally good lie.

[leoincolor]

neil, from his pov: i'm trying so hard to shut my mouth. i really am. i am trying so hard and everyone else is just testing me

neil, from jean's pov: he is the biggest instigator in the world. he does everything to piss someone off. this man has the biggest mouth in the world

[babyhippoenthusiast]

I like the idea of Neil slowly getting a better fashion sense over time but only because he starts to learn what Andrew likes. And yes he will always have his comfy baggy shirts that hide his scars and keep him safe. But he will learn that when he wears those tight fitting jeans Andrew stares at his ass and when he adds a chain around his neck he will find fingers tracing it and that wearing shirts that actually fit ends up with him drowning in Andrew. And Neil is manipulative. Neil knows how to get what he wants. And all he wants is Andrew.

[stick-ball]

We stan one problematic fave

[gremlinnddraws]

“Has it really been thirty years?”.

Growing old with you.

[doesephs]

my 1hr window of free time before i sleep HATES to see neil josten coming

[a-cawing-crow]

Andrew really be dangling Neil like a chew toy right in front of Kevin's face, and the funniest part is that it's working

[la-crospa]

but he likes nothing

[showmeyourfoxhole]

God, you just know Andrew would have been rock hard.

[falafels]

neil using mary as his benchline for raven partners. don’t leave my eyeline. we eat together. we sleep in the same bed. tell me who you spoke to. don’t go anywhere without me. your failure is mine.

[la-crospa]

mama's boy