*creature noises*

bear // 25

[bowelfly]

it is once again time to consider shrews and moles

[im-the-antonymph-of-your-mom]

The new xkcd just made me cry

[im-the-antonymph-of-your-mom]

https://xkcd.com/3184

[bloodraven55]

to this day no one has done near catatonic staring into a campfire while reliving their most traumatic memories like lucy lawless did on xena

[all-mammal-creechur]

Masked Shrew Sorex fontinalis

A common shrew found in Alaska, Canada, and the northern United States. They eat insects, worms, snails, small rodents, salamanders, and seeds. Due to its high metabolism, the masked shrew can eat three times its weight a day. The shrew has to eat almost constantly, because they can only survive a few hours without food Their metabolism drops when they are at rest.

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[bowelfly]

monkifies your shrew

[simplyfurnituredirect]

Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it

[kait-draws-stuff]

video of my peregrine falcon animation. hopefully this works better than the GIF

[valtsv]

characters will literally get a headache or nosebleed out of nowhere and be like "huh. weird. well it's probably nothing." girl, look around you. you're in a story. it's relevant to the plot.

[valtsv]

[jewishpangolin]

[sunderwight]

Look I'm sorry to anyone who thought the Saja Boys were a real band, but it was obviously fake from the beginning.

Huntr/x has been doing this gimmick for years where they'll put on a performance and some actors dressed up like demons will "interrupt" it or get into some choreo fights on stage and stuff. If you're a fan you know, the demons usually symbolize things like industry corruption, Mira's struggle with her family, Rumi being in the closet, etc, and there's lots of hints and secret messages to the fans in what they're wearing or how they show up. Check out huntresx5evah on blsky they've got an extensive examination of the "demons" over the years and what the messages to the fans are.

In the concert before Golden was released, the demons were dressed like flight attendants. That was the indication that something new was about to take off. @/queenhuntrixdontmiss and I speculated that it was going to be a new single and low and behold, it was.

But then the live performance got cancelled. It's an open secret that Rumi was having vocal issues, so that was probably not planned. They needed to buy time for her to recover, so, enter the Saja Boys -- a fake band of guys really clearly pretending to be demons, they release ONE single, do a bunch of b-tier variety shows for a week, nearly all of their public appearances have Huntr/x right there, keeping the hype and energy up until Rumi can get her throat polyps removed and furthering the routine where Huntr/x are supposed to be secret demon hunters and the Saja Boys are supposed to be secret demons.

Then the whole thing culminates in the Golden live performance at the idol awards, the big act with Huntr/x fake "break up" and the subsequent theatrics to make it up to fans for failing the first Golden performance. Huntr/x takes their obligation to fans very seriously, I've no doubt that they all felt terrible about having to cancel, so a free show was the obvious recourse to try and make it up to people. And they pulled out all the stops!

But the Saja Boys were never real. I mean they got real guys to pretend to be a boy band and do the dancing and lip syncing obviously, but come on, most of them didn't even have names.

[silima]

boop! forgot to post this here

also a lil bonus if you wanna connect it to my other post :3

[dokidibi]

Projecting our period cramps onto Saja boys

[krossan]

[yg-arts]

[ybz]

hngyz

[haunthouse]

guy in the corner of a party meme voice: they don't even know that the dangerous crow boy whose job it is to destroy plastic is in a 10-book series about a post-nuclear apocalypse world where fae are at war with a bunch of humans who just woke up from 2000 years of cryosleep

[busket]

where did she buy the plastic dress

[sunderwight]

Not my circus, not my monkeys. In fact I'm pretty sure those monkeys only answer to Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven.

[openingadoor]

[monsterpotion]

[moniquill]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

What no beaver does to a mf