Because you're Gay.

"I need something before the show. Just a little something to make me go woah-oh-oh." {Indie & Selective JDATE blog. Tracking #saucxy }

[saucxy]

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[ericareyesdidnotgolightly-blog]

                     "That’s because I could, and I do, and I enjoy every second of it.”

[saucxy]

                   "Good shit. Guys are trash, myself included. By and large we basically deserve to be beaten up."

[saucxy]

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[ericareyesdidnotgolightly-blog]

                      who the fuck are you, and why do you think you can talk to me.

                   Oh, okay, compliments, you’re allowed to speak, continue on.

    "Oh please, do tell me more about just how much you dig it. I’m oh so interested."

[saucxy]

         "I like your style. You look like you could beat the fuck out of some dudes and make them like, hard but bloody at the same time? It's great."

[mxntis]

          “Yer the one that jumps at the chance to talk ‘bout my dick.                                                                                             Get the fuck outta’ my face.”

[saucxy]

         "To be fair, I talk about dicks a lot. Mostly to be sure that everyone around me knows that their dick--however impressive it may be--will never actually be as big as my dick. It's good for people to know their place in the world. And my place is atop the throne. King of all dicks. I was chosen, like some Sword in the Stone type shit."

[twoheadedfaun]

first round of jdate flower crowns uwu

[mxntis]

suck my dick

[saucxy]

        "You'd like that, wouldn't you?                        You're gayer than Dave, swear to fuck."

[saucxy]

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ericareyesdidnotgolightly

          "You dress like a hooker. But like the             hookers that make a lot of money."

                                          ------...I can dig it."

[saucxy]

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[rxdhood-blog]

                “Only on days that end in y.”

                               Actually Jay just cleaned                                           it so it is not that bad.

[saucxy]

           "That sucks dick, dude.                                  Like. Passionately."

[saucxy]

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[mxntis]

          “If ya want me to whip it out, just say so.                                                                                                         We’ll see whose is bigger, jackass.”

[saucxy]

                "Dude, don't make it gay.                              I'm just sayin'."

[saucxy]

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rxdhood

              "That mask looks cool as hell, but it has got to smell like ass."

      { Hey look John caught       Jay holding his mask. }

[saucxy]

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mxntis

                   "You know, tall guy like you must have                          a cock almost as big as mine.

                                                                                              ------Almost."

[saucxy]

Okay like f UCK was I interacting with anyone with those lame ass icons from American Mall so my friend who writes John on Dreamwidth gave me his impressive stash of John caps and I'm iconing now

[scp372]

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[scp372]

Does it bother you that your painting’s on my wall, And you’re not here? // Does it bother you that I don’t sleep alone, and you’re not here?

{x}

[thewigmonsters-archive-deactiva]

John shows up to Shit Narnia fifteen minutes late with Starbucks.

[the-meggo]

"Is she gonna turn into snakes too?"

"John you can’t just ask if people are going to turn into snakes"

[fyeahchasewilliamson]

[grawly]

[grawly]