four otters in a trenchcoat

nothingburger aspiring 2 b an everything bagel ic by my fav mousie @paulisperpostridie

[saulsettos]

welcome to falsettoland  : my lovely little corner of the world wide web. click belooooooooow to find out more about ME. because obviously everybody cares who i am. [mickeu mouse narcissist tweet here]

NAME:  will/adam

PRONOUNS:   he/his only pls&ty

DNI CRITERIA:   basic dni, zionists, hazbin & other related vivziepop works. otherwise i block freely. i curate my own online experience. i also ask that those under the age of 16 to please refrain from following me as occasionally the content i post/repost can be more mature ^_^

STRAWPAGE & ARTFIGHT: sawsettos.straw.page , artfight !!

hellohello! my name is will i am eighteen years old and i am passionate about many many things. i am a so so comedian and not so much of an adult due to my bouts of childish whimsy. i will mostly use this blog to abuse the reblog button but occasionally i will post my own handmade and heartfelt slop based on and made for my own crockpot of bullshit interests. please note the strength of my interests fluctuates constantly, so you will see me rebranding often.

my inbox is always open. if by chance it isn't for some reason, my strawpage is available. come talk to me, i don't bite!

i ask that you refrain from reposting my art anywhere. please ask if you would like to use any of my art as a pfp & credit me appropriately.

my blog is a safe place, as well as a relatively sfw place. no explicit content will ever be displayed here, but believe me when i say i will never shy away from a crude joke.

[saulsettos]

im like a billion years late on the pitt train this was in my drafts and i forgor. your sad eyes amuse me mouse boy

[ilovesaulgoodman]

au where jimmy becomes a gaming youtuber for no reason at all (i totally didnt just imagine jimmy playing minecraft with nacho just now)

this is what it’d be like:

WHAAAAT’S UP GUYS, WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER MINECRAFT VIDEO WITH YOURS TRULY, SAAAAAUUUUL GOODMAN!!!! TODAY JOINING US WE HAVE NACHO VAAAAARGA!!!!!!!!!!

hey

WOOOOOOOOO NACHO VARGA EVERYONE!!!!!!!! LETS GET INTO THE GAME!!!!!!!!! IVE INSTALLED 294 MODS AND MY COMPUTER IS GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!

gaming youtuber jimmy would hype stuff up for no reason, as is classic gaming youtuber fashion <3 he’d play fnaf and scream as loud as possible and get so many views, he’s a mastermind, he’s figured out how to get millions of views per video (he shamelessly clickbaits everything). jimmy doesn’t need to embezzle money or work as a cartel lawyer, he’s already making bank by overreacting while playing horror games LOL

i bring an offering of twitch streamer jimmy except he’s like jerma and he’s just absolutely nuts and so are his fans..

[melsouplover]

dude playing minecraft on windows 97 with rgb keyboard 

[germechart]

[melsouplover]

saul saul better call saul 

[melsouplover]

i need to finish bcs but im too scared (stuck on s6ep11 rn…………)

[slut4sigourney]

[biracy]

The winner takes it Saul. The loser has to call

[creaturologie]

Give him a CALL! :)

[tiredegggo]

Happy Hanniversery!

[sunshine-units]

genuinely so upset that the fight club movie replaced boiling marlas mother with stealing from a liposuction clinic that part of the book was insane. it better highlights how tyler claims he doesnt need women in his life, then proceeds to manipulate women and profit off of their literal flesh. i think it foreshadows very well how good he is at playing people no matter how special they believe they are to him, and how theres no reason he wouldn’t manipulate the narrator as well.

[germechart]

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[97rqtlsms]

"Fuck that shit," Tyler says. "Maybe you're my schizophrenic hallucination."

[mahawavy]

[bloodngutsinside]

a prison of yr own design </3