[slut4sigourney]

every few weeks i clean my room & find small kendall drawings somewhere and i think its beautiful

[sootygifs]

The Sooty Show - "Hidden Talent"

[slut4sigourney]

sometimes instead of period blood a venom comes out

[lelouch]

[fapper]

Really

[rexhistoria]

[slut4sigourney]

i forgot to take my headphones for my 5h train ride it was nice knowing yall goodbye!

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[spikedru]

there are too many movies. lets start by getting rid of christopher nolan

[witchrealms]

(x)

[slut4sigourney]

so many artists trying to have that vhs swag but its just already tired and played out

[parasocialites]

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

[onetine]

[thelambliesdown1974]

Old men type out their will and testament in Simon and Garfunkel YouTube comment section

[slut4sigourney]

biggest regret in life so far has been giving my entire littlest pet shop collection to my young cousin just for her to throw it away when she turned 16 i mean how dare you i cant believe i trusted her like that

[miraclemaya]

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

[iphigeniacomplex]

just got a call from the american psychiatric association. you old dogs, i said, picking up on the first ring. how many times i gotta tell you to lose this number. i don’t want you coming around here anymore. “listen, toots, we’ve been doing some thinking,” they says, and i says, guess there’s a first time for everything. “you’re a real funny dame, sugardoll. reviewing criticism, we’ve determined that the biggest issue with our previous diagnostic and statistic manuals of mental disorders is the anonymity of it all. we’ve been circling around a vague figure of the mentally well without defining the traits of a mentally well person. there’s no personality. what we need is a cute broad with a couple opinions to model the psychological norm.” so i’m saying back up and give it to me straight: i’m the new standard of sanity? can i get that in writing? and they say, “as the american psychiatric association we hereby state that you are the baseline and any deviations from your personality are deviations from the very concept of sanity, at least in the united states psychiatric system.” they’re making it public tomorrow. it’s a nice gig, if you really want to know. never thought they’d let a woman do it.

[breakingbadgifs]

I just worry that he’ll blame you for this. Oh, he will.

[inthesensethat]