Sauron’s Giant Hands

Come for the Saurbrannatar thirst, stay for the utterly unhinged tags that make you feel sane by comparison. Happy to fall on that sword 😏

[saurhands]

‘Tis a sword of Mairon, make no mistake 😂☠️

[saurhands]

The shortest episode of Middle Earth Paternity Court ever filmed 😂

⚡️And we’re back with another case! Sauron, you ARE the father. We’ll be right back after the break!⚡️

[cinemapix]

Are you him? Are you Sauron? I have many names.

Charlie Vickers as Sauron THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER (2022 - ) 2.08 "Shadow and Flame"

[saurhands]

I swear to Eru the NERVE of this bitch to serve this much contoured cheek and lip action amid Existential Single Tear™️ and opportunistic manipulation. And the eyebrow/mascara moment? Girl. 🎀💅

[saurhands]

The Life of a Showgirl 👱‍♀️🎀💅

[sauron-the-sexy]

[saurhands]

Charlie could not have played this moment any better. He somehow managed to silently convey both, “Ew, orcs…and ew, Sauron. Ugh, guess that’s me again,” AND “You know what? Goddamn right. That’s ME, bitch. I AM the moment. You hear that, traitor? I am TERROR. I am the DARK.”

Yes daddy you ARE. Durb izish, krank 🥵🤤

thanks @sauron-the-sexy for making that particular dream come true 😏

[sauron-the-sexy]

"It is even more beautiful than Celebrimbor led me to believe."

[saurhands]

His face is so Special Edition Annatar Barbie™️ in this moment. Like sir how dare you 😩

[sauron-the-sexy]

[saurhands]

If these gifs ever cease to quicken my heart rate and shorten my breath, it means I am ill and need to be taken to the hospital.

[samia-escorcio]

Sauron e seus sonhos mais a versão Castles Crumbling(fanfiction).

[saurhands]

ASK NOT FOR WHOM MY [redacted] BEATS

IT BEATS FOR THEM

[ringsofpowermemes]

The devil wears himself

[saurhands]

Always priceless. Truly one of the best Annatar memes ever made 🤌

[sauron-the-sexy]

Celebrimbor: "No. Say what? Speak plain."

"Your High King believes the Dwarves to be unworthy of this power.

In fact, he has

forbidden the forging of any more Rings at all.

And the truth is he does not even know I am here."

[saurhands]

I would watch and listen to this big beautiful bitch say The Things™️ for the rest of my stupid life.

[ringsofpowerconfessions]

"I know everyone's hoping for a shirtless Sauron Ring forging scene, and I am too, but you know what would really make me go crazy? Sauron singing. Song magic is big in Tolkien, especially with the Ainur. And Charlie is a musician. Mcpayne, give us Sauron singing the Ring Chant in Black Speech, pleeeease!"

[saurhands]

If we get a sweaty, shirtless Cinnamairon Sauron singing in Black Speech in the heart of Mount Doom, I will actually depart this mortal realm to enter the halls of my forebears.

[sauron-the-sexy]

Black Speech (using "one" - incorrectly - as a pronoun)

Durb ash, sharkû = *Rule one, old man

Shadowlandian (unofficial)

Durb izish, krank = *Rule me, father

Shadowlandian (slightly more tenuous)

Frak ir izish, krank = Step on me, father

Best I could do. There's no official Black Speech word for "me", and I don't really understand the grammar rules of how these words go together in sentences...

*"Durb" also translates to "dominate", so it still works, I think... 👀

Sources:

Parf Edhellen is one of the most comprehensive elvish dictionaries on the Internet, with thousands of names, words and phrases in beautiful

Also, in my (admittedly limited) research, I came across this:

I know Shadowlandian is technically a fan-made language, but did the showmakers know about this when they named the character Glûg? Did they really call him "Pissing"?? Speaking as a (totally biased) Uruk-fan, have these **poor people not suffered enough... 😔

**It's not their fault they were tortured into existence... All the atrocities committed by them afterwards, sure, there's a morality/dark influence/free-will discussion to be had there, no doubt. Still enjoy them as characters, regardless. 💕 RIP Glûg.

Further source:

Land of Shadow

The Land of Shadow dialect of the Black Speech, the Black Speech School version Also known as Shadowlandian (Black Speech) or Ghashnum-ob uz

[saurhands]

I fucking love you nerds, you know that? 😂 The fact that you 1) actually read my unhinged tags and then 2) actually followed through on one is SENDING me ☠️

I now feel complete with the possession of this dark knowledge 😌

[saurhands]

Mere seconds before Galadriel was spotted on the balcony of Dol Guldur by someone who knows Celeborn:

[youwearfinethingswellwriter]

[saurhands]

STOP IT THIS IS AMAAAAAZING 😍😂

[saurhands]

Lmao. Irving Lopez, the Amazon senior social media manager shared a similar Galadriel caught cheating with Sauron meme on his Twitter! We keep winning.

OH I’M AWARE LMAO. He made that thing a day after I made mine and I was like DUDE. 😑 We nerds seriously make this stuff all day FOR FREE. And it’s not like it’s hard to find - we’re pretty loud about it lol. Save yourself the trouble and crowdsource the damn ROP page! We laughed. He shared mine. He’s learning. We’ll get there. 😂

Now that we’re on the same page, I’ll work on our ósanwë so I can whisper ideas directly into his brain grapes 😈

[ringsofpowerconfessions]

"I know everyone's hoping for a shirtless Sauron Ring forging scene, and I am too, but you know what would really make me go crazy? Sauron singing. Song magic is big in Tolkien, especially with the Ainur. And Charlie is a musician. Mcpayne, give us Sauron singing the Ring Chant in Black Speech, pleeeease!"

[saurhands]

If we get a sweaty, shirtless Cinnamairon Sauron singing in Black Speech in the heart of Mount Doom, I will actually depart this mortal realm to enter the halls of my forebears.

[reimymonfer]

WIP Annatar and Galadriel after the battle Sauron and Galadriel after the battle.

Sauron: Galadriel, forgive me. Now we will always be united to the other

[saurhands]

They both just want to be held like teeny bebes but they’re SO STUPID, Your Honor 😭

I swear to Eru if RoP doesn’t let them experience one (1) single affection from the other…😤

[saurhands]

Mere seconds before Galadriel was spotted on the balcony of Dol Guldur by someone who knows Celeborn:

[linda-with-an-i]

Summer vacation in Eregion has a nice ring to it ✈️✈️✈️ (pun intended obviously)

[saurhands]

I AM DECEASED.