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Been away for a while for mental health reasons.

"does you being back mean your mental health is better?"

Well.. yes but only just enough to not let it be my problem anymore but make it yours!!

#mental health #not my problem #deal with it #Taking breaks is fine #Honestly sometimes you need a break #Or break something #Or both #Probably both

Want to write : brain says no

Try to rest : brain says no

Try to do shit at home : brain says no

Remind me why we call it mental *health*

#mental health

jackdawwhat

wow what nice complex interesting deeply traumatized characters you have there. time for them to kiss

sauron-did-nothing-wrong

yes this was posted for Cr, yes it's very applicable there, but I'll be damned if I don't reblog this for the Silmarillion.

(and also imagine critical role characters meeting first age elves, but that might be a smaller group of people who are into that)

#cr #critical role #silmarillion #Silm fanfic #Essek and Maedhros would absolutely ruin each other in the best worst ways

goldenatreides

trying to learn silm lore and characters and all their mf names got me feeling like

just so i can read the fun fanon without pulling up a spreadsheet to remind me which fucked up tragically doomed elf i’m tryna read about

When life kicks you in the nuts so hard you suddenly get new ideas for a cbt angbang fic....

#silmarillion #the silm fandom #silm crack #silm #tolkien #angbang

anyone else do this thing where you're in the office and you're trying to figure out which first age elves your coworkers are or is it just me?

I specifically say coworkers cause for me at least my boss isn't an elf, he's Gothmog

#silmarillion #tolkien #the silm fandom #First age elves #gothmog #whatever gets you through the day #Office life as a nerd

*in the most 'pick me girl' voice ever*: "if I was like.. being held captive in a fortress in the most uninhabitable place ever... Would you come save me?"

"would you fought through hordes of enemies for me"

"would you come for me even if you knew we would never end up together?"

"would you ask your brother to help save me?"

...

*in the most annoyed 'we've been through this a hundred times already' voice: "yes of course.. I would do all those things cause I have done all those things!!"

I wrote this for Maedhros and Fingon, but it works for Mario and Peach as well.... Crossover waiting to happen?

#silmarillion #tolkien #silm crack #the silm fandom #fingon #russingon #maedhros #mario #princess peach #Fuck it let's get Luigi in here too #Can someone write this crossover for me please

friend: frankly the amount of angst in these silm fanfics cannot be healthy for you.

Me, shaking like a leaf and visibly fighting back tears (and failing) : nooooo... Its the exact amount of angst I need!!!

#silmarillion #the silm fandom #silm crack #silm fic #silm #tolkien #angst #These elves are seriously messed up

so elves live forever. There is no reason they should do anything as quickly as humans do. Even biologically.

Elf taking a nap: 3 months

Elf pregnancy: 4 years

Elf foreplay : a week

Elf newlyweds fuck fest: Block out at least a year!

#tolkien #silmarillion #silm crack #the silm fandom #tolkien elves #Elf logic #Legendary stamina #They just keep going #Think of the cleanup

elvenmoans

Reblog if ur a godless degenerate

sauron-did-nothing-wrong

syaing that the worst he has yet come across means he has read a LOT of smut too xD

apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

gyrsaker365

This isn’t some ‘oh yeah sure it could’.

This could legitimately do so.

Don’t you dare fucking scroll past.

obscureoldguy

This is good stuff to know!

socxsuallycruel-deactivated2022

please, please, please reblog. reblogging will take one second of your time. meanwhile it could save someone’s entire life.

giuliafc

please reblog!

fandomhopping

This is probably one of the most important posts I’ve ever seen PLEASE reblog

regretisstoredintheme

this seems important-! so I should probably reblog!

al-has-problems

This is important, things like this matter.

starry-eyed-darling

take care of each other ! Love u

So the dwarves went 'too deep'

And there was a 'monster' in the 'mine'

And it 'burned'

And people 'screamed and cried'

Pretty sure the Balrog in Moria was just an excuse someone made up when they were overheard talking about bad anal sex tbh.

#tolkien #tolkien crack #mines of moria #lotr #lotr fanfic #lotr crack

you guys ever get that feeling that friends and family are nothing but a liability? totally related to fandoms... nothing personal or annything... not at all

https://archiveofourown.org/works/73952761

Not the smut I've talked about in other posts, that's still a WIP.

This is something gentle and sweet.

"However hurt and broken you feel Maedhros, you will always have a home in my arms." - Fingon

#silmarillion #tolkien #the silm fandom #fingon #maedhros #silm #silm fic #russingon #Gentle #Sweet #Loving #Home

as someone who sees multiple different therapists for different issues, and who has recently gotten into the Silmarillion fan fic community.

I'm now constantly imagining them as viewing me as certain first age elves, and adjusting my attitude towards them accordingly.

Therapist: you're avoiding facing your issues by being busy all the time instead of dealing with them.

Me, in my head: yea I'm being a total fëanor aren't I?

Therapist: just because you went through bad stuff doesn't mean it's your job to save everyone else from having hardships!

Me, in my head: does he think I'm a Maedhros?

Healthy? Probably not.

Funny? It is to me!

#silmarillion #the silm fandom #maedhros #feanor #tolkien #therapy #Is this making it better or worse?#is this healing #Why do I even pay these people?

Finally Sunday. A nice relaxing day of doing some chores at a nice calm rate, sitting down, doing what I want....

So what I'm saying is I'm going to spend the entire day coming up with new and interesting ways to fuck with the first age elves and have them dick each other down.

What are your plans today?

#silmarillion #the silm fandom #tolkien #silm crack #silm fic #weekend #Sunday at last #It's perfectly normal for me to spend my time like this shut up

Whenever you need a justification for incest in your fanfic (and let's be honest it's quite likely to happen) just think

-incest is a binary, either it is incest or it isn't

-people who do incest themselves are not likely to be offended by others doing the same

-all elves and men are children of ilúvatar. So any sex is incest so .. Incest in here is totally ok

#lotr fanfic #silmarillion #silm crack #tolkien #the silm fandom #Incest #justified #Tenuous logic #whatever it takes

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