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What’s a girl gotta do to get a lap dance around here?
Oh I don’t mind in the least. You aren’t at all being insulting. But the more you speak, the more I’m looking forward to the spectacle.
Perfect. Oh, it’ll be a spectacle all right. Looking forward to sharing it with you.
What’s a girl gotta do to get a lap dance around here?
Darling, I haven’t ever charged for what you are requesting. But you misunderstand. That is more than sufficient. Though I do say that I’m agreeing to this more for the sheer spectacle than anything.
In that case, would you mind being paid for your services for the evening? I’m not trying to be insulting--it’s just my default setting.
What’s a girl gotta do to get a lap dance around here?
A grand? Are you fucking serious?
Do you normally charge more than that? I was under the impression that a grand would be more than sufficient.
What’s a girl gotta do to get a lap dance around here?
So the goal is to get you uninvited from future events?
I don’t think there is anything normal about this, so I wouldn’t know. I’m tempted to accept just to see what transpires though.
Yup.
No, you have to charge me--I’m putting it on her credit card. That’s part of the fun. A grand alright with you?
What’s a girl gotta do to get a lap dance around here?
Would it? Define nasty, darling. What’s in it for me? Other than the pleasure of your undoubtedly charming company?
Public sex. I don’t have any intention of attending more political functions of my mother’s. What’s your normal rate for something like this?
What’s a girl gotta do to get a lap dance around here?
Well Nicolas does his best to keep us out of the limelight, but we’ve initiated our share of scandals.
Oh. So taking a flame-haired, inked up stripper is interesting enough to cause trouble. You sure the British accent doesn’t lend me a bit of upper crust credibility? I could actually clean up nicely and be a proper young lady. Your plan may completely back fire.
I hope so.
Taking a girl would be enough, honestly. But I need someone who’s not afraid to do nasty things in public. And preferably someone in a dress for easy access.
What’s a girl gotta do to get a lap dance around here?
I wouldn’t know. But I’m sure there are some classy female dancer to watch.
Classy? Definitely not what I came here for. Opposite, really.
What’s a girl gotta do to get a lap dance around here?
Well, your friend certainly directed you to the right place.
Charmed. That depends on what exactly you have in mind, darling.
Did she? I’ve yet to see that.
Like I said, I’m in need of a scandal. I’ve gotta go to this stuffy political thing for my mother, who only hasn’t disowned me because having a lesbian daughter makes her look good, despite her actual opinion on the matter. I need a date, and the more...interesting my date, the better. You should be prepared to get dragged off and fucked at some point, obviously.
What’s a girl gotta do to get a lap dance around here?
I presume you’d have to pay. At least that’s how I’m usually convinced.
Makes sense. Any particularly good pussy around here?
What’s a girl gotta do to get a lap dance around here?
Evie.
First time here?
Yup. I told a friend I needed a scandal and she sent me here.
Harper, by the way. You wouldn’t happen to do more than just lap dances, would you?
What’s a girl gotta do to get a lap dance around here?
Lately it has resembled the latter. But if you are looking for a dance, I can provide.
Hi. Yes. Provide away.
Originally posted by kilgravesjessica
You got a name, gorgeous?
What’s a girl gotta do to get a lap dance around here?
This a strip club or a funeral parlor?
[Text] You've been taken off Senator Rogers' accounts. I expect all the paperwork associated with him on my desk by the time I get in tomorrow morning.
[Text] Why is that? Not that I’m complaining or anything, just asking…
[Text] I have respect for your father. I have respect for my direct boss. Don’t mistake my lack of respect for you with a general one.
[Text] I said ‘fine’, didn’t I?
[Text] You do realize that I’m still your boss and can very easily fire you, right?
[Text] It wouldn’t even be difficult. I have plenty of examples of your less than professional behavior, starting with the fact that you insist on frequenting a strip club, even during business hours.
[Text] “Fine” is neither an appropriate nor a respectful response. Try again.
Text || Nathaniel and Tony
T: Okay, I love your cock.
T: Yes, Sir. :)
N: Oh, I'm well aware.
N: Good boy. Wear your tunnel plug--I'm sure I'll find a way to use you while we're out.
Text || Nathaniel and Tony
T: Best thing that's ever happened to me.
N: My cock?
N: I get that a lot, too.
N: Kidding. Go get dressed up for me.
Text || Nathaniel and Tony
T: You're amazing.
N: So I've been told.
Text || Nathaniel and Tony
T: ...you want to take me out on a date?
N: Yes.
