Daddy Kayne and the Order of the Bloody Grippers

He/They/It - 30s - Married relationship anarchist - Pan/alloaro- ♑️♑️♉️ - Pole dancer, aerialist, belly dancer, cosplayer - I'm mostly here for my Fandom fix.

[savage-ivyy]

Welcome to the Order of the Bloody Grippers

Please leave your shoes at the door.

Call me Ivyy!

Your friendly neighborhood weirdo. This is my corner of the internet where I never shut up. This is mostly fandom and horror artwork reblogs. My own artwork is usually posted to my art account, however sometimes things do leak over this way (always Kayne. He cannot and will not be contained). Content warnings at the bottom of this intro.

Art account:

@eldritchivyy

This blog mostly posts:

Horror Audio Drama (Malevolent, TMA, The Silt Verses, CHNT, etc)

Eldritch Horror/Cthulhu Mythos

Art and animation of varying genres and styles

Video games (Cult of the Lamb, Borderlands, BG3, Fallout, The Elder Scrolls, Resident Evil, Little Nightmares, DbD, Silent Hill, etc)

Liminal space/dreamcore/weirdcore photography and art

Pole dance

Belly Dance (and related costuming)

Tattoos and piercings

Kink talk

Oddities

Animals (of all kinds of course but mostly my fluffballs and featherdusters)

Hiking and kayaking adventures

Tags:

#Daddy Kayne and the Order of the Bloody Grippers (anything to do with Kayne Malevolent which is a lot of my blog)

#Nylonlegs is the best outer god (anything to do with Nyarlathotep in general)

#The Kink in Yellow (anything to do with Hastur/KiY)

#Ivyy talks to the void (where I yap incessantly)

#Ivyy does dance (related to pole and belly dance)

Currently Reading: The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer

Content Warning:

I regularly post and reblog horror of all kinds. This includes but is not limited to romanticized/sexualized body horror, gore, vivisection, and cannibalism. And am regularly horny on main. I do my best to tag but things do slip through the cracks. Any of this content gets tagged with the usual (cw gore, cw cannibalism, etc) in case you wish to block it.

[slepoepyatno]

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[ladymirdan]

[ardent-w]

[void-with-a-keyboard]

istg i'll see ppl say shit like "im fine with media depicting abuse/rape/whatever as long as it isnt glorifying/romanticizing it" then turn around and say cannibalism is a metaphor for love and that murder conveys devotion. i hate to inform you but youre romanticizing violence

[spoik-is-here]

I drew this in under an hour for @rvamphitrite and their amazing Kayne design. Yes his face is at the wrong angle. I love him so much.

Artfight is tweaking and I have to wait to post these over there.

[hope-for-the-planet]

Green sea turtle no longer Endangered

These gentle, 400-pound giants are splashing back from the brink of extinction.

Green sea turtles have been an iconic endangered species since the 1980s, mostly due to bycatch in fishing nets and taking adults and eggs for food. I have core childhood memories of watching Steve Irwin talk about sea turtle conservation in front of a beach full of nesting green sea turtles.

After 45 years of conservation efforts, their population now meets the IUCN criteria for Least Concern rather than Endangered.

For a species with such a slow life history (it takes green sea turtles decades to reach sexual maturity) and a nearly global population, this is a Really Big Deal. This is the kind of long term conservation victory that many of the amazing humans who started working on green sea turtle conservation back in the 80s didn't live to see.

Just because something isn't fixed right away doesn't mean it won't ever be fixed. Just because the work is slow doesn't mean it isn't worth doing.

[autistichalsin]

Periodic rent-lowering-gunshots:

Fiction is not reality.

You can enjoy things in fiction that would be awful in the real world. Like playing a murderhobo in a game! In the real world, being or supporting a murderer-thief would be pretty damn awful, while in the game it's just good fun. Same with anything else you choose to do with the pixels on the screen, like kinks that don't affect anyone real, so they're okay in fiction, but would be pretty damn bad in real life.

No one else is responsible for your online experience. They are required not to harass you, but they are not and never will be obligated to not post about ships, kinks, or tropes you dislike just to avoid you seeing them. It's up to you to blacklist words or phrases, block tags, or even block users as needed to avoid seeing content that upsets you.

No one can force you to read anything against your consent. Any content you don't like seeing can be instantly avoided by closing out of the offending post/fic.

You are not owed an online experience free of discomfort.

Nothing that happens in your imagination can ever make you a bad person. Words you write or read about fictional characters will never make you a bad person.

The claim that media consumption influences real-life behavior is intellectually dishonest and serves only to excuse the behavior of real offenders.

Fiction is a safe way to explore horrifying or confusing concepts. Therapists agree that fiction, even (or especially) about taboo topics is a good coping mechanism, especially, but not exclusively, for trauma survivors. Fiction is to adults what play therapy is to children. This doesn't stop being true if the work in question is of a sexual nature.

Sex isn't an inherently worse or better motivation than anything else. A work written to create feelings of arousal isn't dirty, shameful, or in any way less pure than works written to entertain, provoke moral questions, or for other reasons. And worth noting is that multiple purposes can exist in the same story, especially fanfiction.

You aren't entitled to an explanation for why someone reads, writes, or otherwise enjoys certain works, kinks, tropes, ships, etc.

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Peeps in extreme temperatures, plain water is NOT the only way to stay hydrated and can in fact be more dangerous if you're sweating a lot and not putting more electrolytes back into your body.

There are a ton of quick and cheap electrolyte drink recipes that you can find online. Tea, coffee, cocount water, milk, milk substitutes, juice, etc are all hydrating despite extremely persistent myths. Many fruits and veggies like cucumbers, watermelon, strawberries, bell peppers, etc have high water content and are a great way to hydrate while also getting vital nutrients. Popsicles are also a good way to stay cool and hydrated and you can buy them or make your own with whatever ingredients you want; there are recipes online, including ones for electrolyte popsicles, but you can also just do basic ones with your choice of fruit juice and whatever you want to add, like chunks of fresh or frozen fruit.

Anyone who is telling you that you can ONLY drink plain water to stay hydrated is incredibly misinformed, even if they have experience with high temperatures.

[ineffectualdemon]

If you're feeling shitty but been drinking plenty of water and have nothing to make an electrolyte drink

1. Eat fruit

2. Eat something with salt.

I had a day during the worst of the heatwave when I was a feeling really ill and I realised I hadn't had anything with sodium for a good while. I ate some crisps (chips) and immediately felt better. Was that the healthiest option? Maybe not. Was it the most accessible at the time? Absolutely

Remember that you need salt

[aetherograph]

My mom was a camp counsellor and they were constantly telling the kids to eat potato chips as well as drink water bc chips are the easiest form of salt. Also gives you a little fat and starch boost. So yeah. Summer is the best time of year to have salty snacks!

[savage-ivyy]

Desert dweller with summer desert camping experience, here's some advice:

-PICKLES. Pickles are holy sent from above grade snacks. They are cool and refreshing and the brine helps you stay hydrated. They're easy to store and carry. There are different kinds if you don't like basic dill pickles. These were the most valuable item to barter at Wasteland Weekend.

-watermelon with salt. It's delicious. It's hydrating. The salt helps with electrolytes. KEEP IN MIND you need more than salt but salt will help

-Don't do shit during the middle of the day if you can help it. The middle of the day is siesta time, be lazy, stay in the shade, swim, nap, stay hydrated. Don't exert energy if you can help it. Get up early and/or stay up late to do work during the cooler parts of the day. That's when you can exert your energy.

-There are a bunch of great tutorials on rigging makeshift air-conditioning. Most of them are pretty cheap and easy to do.

-SHADE. STAY. IN. THE. SHADE! Shade makes the difference between tolerable and cooked well done. In AZ, shade makes the difference between a usable backyard and a completely unusable one.

-Put ice on your neck, feet, wrists. You can use a wet towel (dunked in ice water from the cooler is great), a zip lock baggie wrapped in a towel, snap towel, etc. REI has these cool neck bandanas with an insulated ice compartment (I really want to get a couple). Swim or take a cool bath if you can.

-LOOK AT ME. LOOK. I'm saying this with love. No you cannot hike with 100+ Temps with only flip flops and beer. A lot of idiots have to be helicoptered to hospitals doing that shit. DONT.

-Dehydration can look a lot like someone's lost their marbles and having an episode. If someone looks disoriented and out of it, they may be dehydrated. This happened to my boss and he had to go to the hospital for an IV. And he fought it because he didn't think anything was wrong.

-Sunscreen. Idc if you have darker skin. Sunscreen. You can still get cancer with darker skin. There are sunscreens out there formulated to not leave white cast. SUNSCREEN.

-Coconut water my beloved. Coconut water can give you a solid hydration boost that water can't. If you suffer from dry mouth it'll help coat your mouth and bring relief. There's Coconut water with pineapple mixed in if you don't like the flavor.

-if you're somewhere dry like the desert expect nose bleeds. Your nose will get dry if you're not used to it. A little bit of Vaseline on the edges and just inside your nose will help

[oblivionloading]

Oh shit. He’s dead-dead.

[guooey]

[transette]

[naradreamscape]

Serious explanation here: she's teaching them the instinct of being alert around enclosure openings! For example, if these were wild cats living in a bush, they'd run the risk of a larger predator running up to the opening and grabbing one of them. The mother cat is also only bapping them lightly without claws, so those slaps are more of an annoyance meant to get the kittens' attention, and to teach them to keep their eyes out for potential threats.

[glupbleepo]

also slapping him is fummny

[ramdomcitizen]

This post encapsulates everyone on this site

[artistredfox]

Audio transcription: faint background noise, with thuds and scrabbling as the cat moves. No words are spoken.

[nictanova]

Telvanni Aristocrat

[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[phantomrose96]

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

[phantomrose96]

Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."

Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."

[phantomrose96]

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

[phantomrose96]

[refuzz]

[phantomrose96]

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

no offense but if you have ever been kind to me i have never forgotten it

[hysteric-boy]

Do you wanna go beat eachother up in the woods? (Flirting)