[unclefather]

i'm sorry that i served cunt when you needed me to slay

[kalichnikov]

[dommingateez]

I love closing tumblr, bye mentally ill people, see you in ten minutes when i inevitably open tumblr again

[adonischildsupportcase]

[kinuko]

Can we bully the staff so they can get rid of that damn camera page I’m so sick of it

[kinuko]

It’s finally gone

[2007xbox360-deactivated20210907]

“tumblr is free btw” maybe for you. this app has cost me everything

[jumex]

tumblr actually dying as a platform really just makes me wanna use it more….like yeah no ones gonna read this that is so fuckin sexy

[deus-e]

Obsessed

[savanacondadont]

If I could get my messy bun to look like this, I would never wear my hair any other way.

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[michaelnothing]

[persimmon444-deactivated2021052]

Me trying to not go insane realizing that it’s 4 pm so soon it will be like 6 pm and I’ll have to start ‘winding down’ for the evening and then it’ll be 8 and then 10 and it’ll be time to do my evening activities and then it’ll be midnight and then it’ll be time for me to go to bed again just so I can wake up and be ever conscious of the passage of time and how meaningless it has become for another day and try to prevent myself from going insane again

[theocseason4]

[geniesinabottle]

when someone you don’t know has you blocked

[ryonahole-deactivated20211102]

Court jester but exclusively used for sexual relief

[santa-destroy-deactivated202211]

boy friend

[notlindsay]

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

[notlindsay]

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

[frowl]

me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail

[emogyptian-deactivated20180909]

u know when someone is taking a picture of u n u can already FEEL it’s ugly

[stuffedgrapeleaves]

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

[asingularcanadian]

Look man this is the only place left im allowed to say clown shit without it impacting my career, just lemme have this