I wake up, I sin

Laura, they/them 30, fat, queer. Local big titty goth. Fucking hate the sun. MA in Eastern European history, Jewish and Romani Musics. Check out my podcast "Just A Music Podcast" available anywhere you get podcasts. Icon by: @compatibu on twitter

[asingularcanadian]

[lamignonette]

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[scoutsmoocrew]

UGGGGH

[thefaultinourchickennuggets]

tramp stamp that says "no admittance except on party business"

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[cutecipher]

me when i see the messenger:

[emil]

the full saying is actually "dont shoot the messenger with laserbeams until their head explodes" many people don't know this

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[noah-wyles]

all i want for 2026 is that gigantic rancid AI bubble to finally burst in such a catastrophic way that the consequences will be so good and i'll never have to see another AI generated image ever again

[fluoritegalaxy]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[asingularcanadian]

[sluttynurse]

everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[toastyglow]

stockholm syndrome doesn't exist, except for when you start liking some of the songs that play on your work radio that you would never put in your casual playlists

[toastyglow]

me when I hear sugar by maroon 5 outside work: it's fine :)

me when I hear sugar by maroon 5 at work: oh hell yeah this is my jaaaammm

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[foxpost-generator]

girk at my work discovered my terrible secret

[bribun96]

“girk at my work”

[psilocervidae]

“girk at my work”

[samarajethwa]

[zetrystan]

Older Noah, ready to give you a coin of the Big Bloom.

You wanted to join the cult, right? 🐮🌻 (Noah evolved a lot with time! Look at his two previous designs!)

[zetrystan]

"Hello, do you have time to hear the good word about the Big Bloom?"

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky