it was nothing like that, Penis Breath

20. she/her. new york. colombia. libra.

[llovinghome]

[sunbathe]

[theartofmoviestills]

Goin’ South | Jack Nicholson | 1978

[daystilchristmas]

There’s 55 Days Til Christmas!

[thepumpkin-queenn]

[vampire-ezra]

[rarecultcinema]

[haidaspicciare]

“E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial” (Steven Spielberg, 1982).

[leofromthedark]

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) dir. Steven Spielberg

“He’s a man from outer space and we’re taking him to his spaceship.”

[picturacinematographica]

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, 1982

Science Fiction, Fantasy 

Directed by Steven Spielberg 

Director of Photography: Allen Daviau

[itsalwaysrainyinlondon]

A trip to Château de Versailles ~ (Part 2)

[davidlynch]

I dreamed that I, that I killed you and Danny. But I didn’t just kill ya. I cut you up in little pieces. Oh my God. I must be losing my mind. 

The Shining (1980) dir. Stanley Kubrick 

[strangelyspecificzodiac]

The Signs as Lesser-Known Conspiracy Theories

Aries: David Bowie predicted the rise of Kanye West

Taurus: The dinosaurs helped build the pyramids

Gemini: Bush hired Britney Spears to distract the public

Cancer: The Air Force is creating tornadoes in the Midwest

Leo: Robert Kardashian and Ted Cruz are the same person

Virgo: The Hadron Super Collider is a stargate

Libra: Israel has arrow-equipped dolphin spies

Scorpio: Stephen King killed John Lennon

Sagittarius: NASA knows about a second sun, and is hiding it from us

Capricorn: Prince Charles is a vampire

Aquarius: Queen Elizabeth is a cannibal

Pisces: The Beatles never existed

[beefchoy]

normal things with creepy connotations:

stopped clocks

people accidentally speaking in unison

cold wind at night (when it’s not snowing)

seeing a light go off in a window

static in the air - everyone’s hair is standing up

slow piano music in a place that’s otherwise silent

finding something you lost a long time ago sitting in plain sight

[xfilessuggestion]

Abandon your plans for Christmas Eve. Go to a haunted house with your coworker. Try to kill him for trying to kill you. Go to his apartment after. Exchange gifts.

[yavln4]

find a dessicated corpse under some floorboards that’s wearing your exact outfit. feel self-conscious about it.

[slayerbuffy]

[morbidwinter]

🍁 mabon dinner table decor 🍁